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zer0systm · 06-18-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Demi-God

That's sad to hear man. Don't worry, one day I'm sure you'll be able to roll big glorious balls of snow and stack them.

If you come here around February or March it might snow.

haha, figures, i'm probably heading there in June, got a 100th birthday to go too. your summer is probably our winter lol, round 20 degree's during the day and about 3 degrees at night yeah?

***Demi-God*** · 06-18-2009, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JBoogie

It's made of sodium.

Is it being watched from a podium?

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Originally Posted by zer0systm

haha, figures, i'm probably heading there in June, got a 100th birthday to go too. your summer is probably our winter lol, round 20 degree's during the day and about 3 degrees at night yeah?

See! You're all backwards... it's all that Foster's.
100th, dayum. Great-grandparent?

zer0systm · 06-18-2009, 12:18 PM

yeah, great grandmother, lol nobody drinks fosters here, up until a couple of years ago it was hard to find, everyone prefers Carlton Draught, Dry, Coldies, or a more popular one you've probably heard of VB-Victorian Bitter.

***Demi-God*** · 06-18-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by zer0systm

yeah, great grandmother, lol nobody drinks fosters here, up until a couple of years ago it was hard to find, everyone prefers Carlton Draught, Dry, Coldies, or a more popular one you've probably heard of VB-Victorian Bitter.

Nice, she'll be getting a card from the Queen then. Or a telegram or some shyte. Don't lie to me! Convicts + Foster's = Australia

I know your damn history. =.=

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Originally Posted by JBoogie

Yes. It's amazing. So amazing.

High blood pressure?

zer0systm · 06-18-2009, 12:26 PM

Normally i'd go along with a joke like that, but i refuse to align myself with the derro's that drink that goats piss =/ it is one of the worst brews you will ever come across, and it's not even brewed here any more, all you poms make t now...

***Demi-God*** · 06-18-2009, 12:30 PM

Yeah I know man, it's shit. But it'll forever be associated with you guys. Forever.

Foster's and "shrimp on the barbie."

I want to come there one day, perhaps in a few years. Some funny guys from there, Adam Hills and Jim Jeffries have made me giggle like a schoolgirl many times.

JBoogie - That's why he's such a goose, 'cause at summer time he had no juice.

zer0systm · 06-18-2009, 12:35 PM

Hillsy is a legend over here, he's got his own show on the ABC, if you youtube him you'd probably stumble across a few episodes.

ahhh yeah, the "shrimp on the barbie", lol typical Australian stereotypes are one of the reasons im not lookng forward to meeting the americans and canadians over in japan next month =/ from what i've been told they try and talk to you with an australian accent and say g'day everytime they see you and mate in every sentence. also i think they are under the assumption we ride kangaroo's everywhere...

Servo · 06-18-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Demi-God

Yeah I know man, it's shit. But it'll forever be associated with you guys. Forever.

And Paul Hogan

***Demi-God*** · 06-18-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by zer0systm

Hillsy is a legend over here, he's got his own show on the ABC, if you youtube him you'd probably stumble across a few episodes.

ahhh yeah, the "shrimp on the barbie", lol typical Australian stereotypes are one of the reasons im not lookng forward to meeting the americans and canadians over in japan next month =/ from what i've been told they try and talk to you with an australian accent and say g'day everytime they see you and mate in every sentence. also i think they are under the assumption we ride kangaroo's everywhere...

You mean you don't? I see, I don't think I want to come there anymore.

Yeah I've seen a few episodes of it. I think it was based on a UK show, but he's been a guest on loads of UK comedy shows, always great to watch.

G'day, you're going to get that a lot everywhere, even in the UK. Your accent is something special that we all love to try.

zer0systm · 06-18-2009, 12:42 PM

I don't mind Paul Hogan, i've god tapes of his old show he did before he even hit hollywood, guy comes from humble aussie background good on him, used to be a brickie...

It's Steve Iriwin i dislike, guy was a complete dick used out dated Aussie slang way to much just to apeal more to the American audience, and now the mother is trying to whore her child into superstardom, i mean common, the kids got a head like a robbers dog.

zer0systm · 06-18-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Demi-God

You mean you don't? I see, I don't think I want to come there anymore.
Yeah I've seen a few episodes of it. I think it was based on a UK show, but he's been a guest on loads of UK comedy shows, always great to watch.

G'day, you're going to get that a lot everywhere, even in the UK. Your accent is something special that we all love to try.

We do, we just try and keep it low key because of all the stupid animal activist starting up, so in order to keep em from prying we hired some japenese fishermen to go whaleling around the antaric cirlce, working well so far, its probably the best way the government has ever spent the tax payers money.

I know we'll get G'day everywhere lol, just something i'll have to deal with, but i don't think i can stand to many "shrimp on the Barbie" lines, they're PRAWNS for christ sake haha.

Servo · 06-18-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by zer0systm

I don't mind Paul Hogan, i've god tapes of his old show he did before he even hit hollywood, guy comes from humble aussie background good on him, used to be a brickie...

It's Steve Iriwin i dislike, guy was a complete dick used out dated Aussie slang way to much just to apeal more to the American audience, and now the mother is trying to whore her child into superstardom, i mean common, the kids got a head like a robbers dog.

Yeah, Hogan seems like he would be a cool dude. And lol, Irwin's daughter does look like a fucking troglodyte.

zer0systm · 06-18-2009, 01:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tED12irUKEg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSITGixlMec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4n6ZUQuD6w

From his comedy show in the 70's

Bastard, he caused all this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2kzj...eature=related

**Miburo** · 06-18-2009, 02:25 PM

I liked matt, but man, what a dumbass.

balmung5000 · 06-18-2009, 03:08 PM

i dont think
he should have been permed
for it
i say one ban for all the pr0n
this way he evades
the 3 strike rule

06-18-2009, 12:18 PM	#18
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: mattkage yeah, great grandmother, lol nobody drinks fosters here, up until a couple of years ago it was hard to find, everyone prefers Carlton Draught, Dry, Coldies, or a more popular one you've probably heard of VB-Victorian Bitter. __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

06-18-2009, 12:26 PM	#20
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: mattkage Normally i'd go along with a joke like that, but i refuse to align myself with the derro's that drink that goats piss =/ it is one of the worst brews you will ever come across, and it's not even brewed here any more, all you poms make t now... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

06-18-2009, 12:30 PM	#21
*Demi-God* BEST Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,263 Thanks: 2,811 Thanked 6,859 Times in 2,435 Posts	Re: mattkage Yeah I know man, it's shit. But it'll forever be associated with you guys. Forever. Foster's and "shrimp on the barbie." I want to come there one day, perhaps in a few years. Some funny guys from there, Adam Hills and Jim Jeffries have made me giggle like a schoolgirl many times. JBoogie - That's why he's such a goose, 'cause at summer time he had no juice.

06-18-2009, 12:35 PM	#22
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: mattkage Hillsy is a legend over here, he's got his own show on the ABC, if you youtube him you'd probably stumble across a few episodes. ahhh yeah, the "shrimp on the barbie", lol typical Australian stereotypes are one of the reasons im not lookng forward to meeting the americans and canadians over in japan next month =/ from what i've been told they try and talk to you with an australian accent and say g'day everytime they see you and mate in every sentence. also i think they are under the assumption we ride kangaroo's everywhere... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

06-18-2009, 12:42 PM	#25
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: mattkage I don't mind Paul Hogan, i've god tapes of his old show he did before he even hit hollywood, guy comes from humble aussie background good on him, used to be a brickie... It's Steve Iriwin i dislike, guy was a complete dick used out dated Aussie slang way to much just to apeal more to the American audience, and now the mother is trying to whore her child into superstardom, i mean common, the kids got a head like a robbers dog. __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

06-18-2009, 01:16 PM	#28
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: mattkage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tED12irUKEg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSITGixlMec http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4n6ZUQuD6w From his comedy show in the 70's Bastard, he caused all this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2kzj...eature=related __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Last edited by zer0systm; 06-18-2009 at 01:18 PM.

06-18-2009, 02:25 PM	#29
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: mattkage I liked matt, but man, what a dumbass.

06-18-2009, 03:08 PM	#30
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: mattkage i dont think he should have been permed for it i say one ban for all the pr0n this way he evades the 3 strike rule

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