Dagoro

Actually KB could've kept going. Granted Amateratsu caught him by surprise, he wasn't forced to retreat he used the opening to carry out his plan to escape since he was constantly being used as a defensive tool by his brother.

Sasuke vs KB was just absolutely hilarious, the Sasuke fan boys flew off the wagon with the excuses trying to save face. Like TSO said, Kishi took golden boy Sasuke and dragged his face in a cow pie.

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His inexperience did show, but it put more emphasis on team Hawk i think. Since he lost his CS2 Hax, its harder for him to 'walk through' a meaningful target. Lets face it also, tailed beast are awesome powerhouses, KB wasn't a bum jounin from nowhere, give him some credit as well. Sasuke's biggest mistakes came at comparing KB to Kyuubi Naruto and got owned pure and simple. Then the teamwork kicked in and it was good to see that Sasuke had comrades that would put their lives on the line like team 7 would before. This is no fanboy rant just my simple opinion.
Think it name the people who could take out Killerbee easily?

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Dagoro

I can name six....if you know what i mean

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The Special One

It was definately one for the record books. The moment I found out that Sasuke didn't use a genjutsu and was stabbbed by six blades, was the moment I realized that Sasuke became tangible like the rest of the shinobi in the series.

Over 2 whole months dedicated to a thrash Sasuke fest. It didn't stop there, Sasuke having his neck and chest completely eradicated was just the icing on the cake. The fact that he carried off a transformed tentacle to Madara and the cost of almost killing Karin was absolutely priceless.

That more than makes up for Sasuke embarassing Naruto in front of Team 7. Killer Bee didn't just tap that ass, he also made an ass out of him. I seriously didn't think chrismass could come twice in one year.lol

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nuckinfutz

lol, I agree...but which embarrassments in front of team 7 are you talking about? are you talking about a specific one or all of them?

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lucm159

what do we have here??
a sasuke fanboy perhaps........

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nuckinfutz

no...I'm not a Sasuke fanboy, I don't give a fuck about him. I just wanna know which embarrassment he's referring to because I don't remember...
now, why did you jump to a conclusion that I'm a Sasuke fanboy? WTF!? and what if I was a sasuke fanboy? I'm just asking a question, it's not like I was saying STFU! and Sasuke Pwns Naruto anytime anywhere...lol...I even think that's childish and stupid...

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The secrets unfold:
Omoi and Karui are looking at Naruto and Sakura with angered expressions while naruto seems shocked at what he has just heard.
Omoi: "We have told you enough information now you tell us everything you know about sasuke starting with why you didnt kill him in the first place when he left the village."
Karui: "I don't think they are gonna provide us much information willingly."
Sakura: "What you have suggested does not make sense. Why would sasuke join akatsuki?"
Omoi: "You are right Karui. Lets just beat the information out of them."
Naruto: "Sakura, Sai, get behind me. Im gonna end this right now."
Omoi: "I say we start with blondie. He looks like he knows what we need to know."
Naruto closes his eyes.
Omoi: "Taking a nap won't save you kid. Its time you spilled your guts. Whether that be litterally or figuratively is up to you."
Naruto enters sage mode and draws out a large amount of chakra.
Karui: "Omoi stop! Something is very wrong here. Dont you sense it."
Omoi: "Its just a trick. He will be no problem for us to interogate."
Naruto's eyes open and his eyes have gone toad. Omoi and Karui stare in shock.
Karui: "What the hell are you?!"
Omoi: "Its just a trick. Probably some kind of genjutsu."
Naruto summons two clones that also have sage eyes. Their left hands light up with rasengans.
Naruto: "Either you stop threatening us now or I will show you exactly what I am truly capable of."
Omoi: "I have had enough of your games."
Omoi tosses a knife at Naruto and instantly naruto catches the blade at the tip with just his fingers. Karui gasps in shock. Omoi gulps in shock as he starts to sweat.
Naruto: "My turn. Catch this!"
One of naruto's clones tosses a rasengan at Omoi. Omoi stares terrified at what he is seeing. Samui at the last moment steps into pull omoi asside at the last moment narrowly dodging the rasengan. The rasengan hits a tree and shatters it in two causing the tree to come crashing over. Sakura, Karui, Samui, and Omoi gasp as they stare at the fallen tree.
Sakura thinking: "Impossible! He can now throw the rasengan!?"
Samui gets up and stares at Naruto obviously in shock. She then turns around and looks angrily at Omoi then at Karui.
Samui: "You idiots! The last thing you should be doing is trying to pick a fight with this boy. If it wasn't for me saving your hide just now you would be dead Omoi. When are you gonna learn to control your temper."
Omoi gets up and points his finger at naruto who now is looking at Samui.
Omoi: "Those kids there are sasuke's former team mates! They could probably provide us a lot more information on sasuke than what we know right now!"
Samui: "Well if you idiots had actually stopped to ask nicely than you might have gotten more info but your actions have now forced me to take over on this. I want you two to head out of here immediately. Take a walk and think about just how much you have screwed up just now."
Omoi and Karui head away grumbling while Naruto stands there watching Samui. Samui turns to look at naruto.
Samui: "Now that those two idiots have left I think its ok for us to talk. There is no need to be tense now."
Naruto closes his eyes and reopens them revealing normal eyes. Sakura and Sai move away from behind naruto to next to him. Samui smiles as she looks over at Sai and Sakura.
Samui: "Im sorry about those two. They can be very impulsive some times and their actions always end up in me cleaning up their messes."
Sakura: "Who are you?"
Samui: "I am Samui, the official envoy sent by the Cloud village to investigate the events concerning sasuke uchiha and akatsuki."
Sakura: "Sasuke is not in akatsuki! There is no way he could be!"
Naruto looks at Sakura and notices she has tears in her eyes.
Naruto: "Sakura, maybe you and sai should leave me here with Samui. We have some sensative things to discuss."
Sakura nods her head and walks off along with Sai while looking back at naruto who is now sitting down. Samui sits down next to him.
Sakura thinking: "Be careful naruto."
Samui: "Thank you for sparing my team mates. That was sage mode you were in right?"
Naruto: "How do you know my name and how did you know I was a sage?"
Samui: "Before I met up with you guys I met kakashi. He gave me some pretty decent information about akatsuki and sasuke but he also told me that you would know far more. Is that true?"
Naruto: "That depends on what you want to know? There are some things I know about akatsuki that I have yet to confirm myself. As for sasuke Im not sure about him any more since he has changed much since he left the village."
Samui: "Start with akatsuki. What kind of motives do you think they really have and just how powerful are they really?"
Naruto: "Akatsuki originally started as an organization to promote peace controlled by 3 children who were survivors of the last ninja war. However betrayals by various villages and few other factors resulted in corruption of their peaceful goals. They have since become a criminal organization bent on conquest of all villages."
Samui: "How do you think they plan to carry out their plans? Do they have an army?"
Naruto: "I have yet to see any armies from akatsuki but I do know from experience that even just 1 or 2 akatsuki members can be a serious threat. The fight with pain was a 8 man akatsuki group alone caused much of the damage to the village."
Samui has a flash back of the leaf village cratar and gasps.
Naruto: "I was not around when the biggest damage was done to the village but from what I understand it was done by the most powerful member of the group whom according to many of my fellow ninjas was unbeatable. In many ways that is how many akatsuki members seem when in combat with them. They need no armies cause just 2 alone is enough to take on most armies."
Samui looks at naruto in shock.
Samui thinking: "Just how powerful is this kid? This is like nothing we had anticipated."
Naruto: "One of them was also the leader of akatsuki and former student of jiraiya. It is from him that I truly have learned to understand the motives of akatsuki now."
Naruto frowns and has a brief image flash of nagato.
Samui: "Just how exactly are they gonna carry out their plans though. Even if they have dozens of members they could still be overwhelmed easily."
Naruto lifts his shirt to reveal the curse seal.
Samui: "The Bijuu?!"
Naruto nods and looks concerned as he looks at Samui.
Samui: "So that explains why akatsuki came to the village. They were after you."
Naruto: "Yes akatsuki is after all 9 of the bijuus and according to their former leader they have almost all of them except for me."
Samui gasps as she looks at naruto.
Samui: "What happens to jinchuriki once they are captured?"
Naruto: "They take away the bijuu. By what means I have not learned yet but the result is death for the jinchuriki. The beasts are then stored away some how. I have no clue how it is done but I do know from their leader that once they have all the bijuus they will be able to create a weapon with destructive power far exceeding that of most conventional weapons."
Samui: "We had our jinchuriki, Killer bee recently kidnapped. Do you think he is dead by now?"
Naruto: "It is uncertain if they have taken away his bijuu or not but if they have acquired his bijuu than likely yes he is indeed dead. The only survivor of it thus far is the kazekage of the sand village, garaa but he is only alive thanks to other circumstances but still the initial removal did in fact kill him."
Samui looks at naruto and sees he has a sad look on his face.
Samui: "Whats wrong? Is there some thing else troubling you."
Naruto: "Its the possibility that sasuke may be in akatsuki. While he was in the village I truly was good friends with him. Sure we were rivals but still good friends. Now though I fear he may have been corrupted by others. He is physically strong but some times easily manipulated by others who offer him power."
Samui: "Why didnt the village give the order to kill him sooner?"
Naruto: "Because of me and also since he was bait for a former member of akatsuki who not too recently sasuke killed."
Samui: "Thank you for this information naruto. I now understand truly what it is that the cloud village is dealing with. I will be certain to reveal all of this as soon as possible to our village's hokage. Is there anything else I can do for you?"
Naruto: "If at some time you do attempt to go after sasuke or you do attempt to take on akatsuki be sure to have me along. I may be of major help when that time comes."
Samui smiles as she looks down at naruto who is still sitting down.
Samui: "Deal. Besides from what I see now you may be the most important asset in this situation right now. I will be sure to mention that to our village's leader when the time comes."
Samui starts to head off and looks back at naruto. She suddenly sees for a second the same image of bee's back as he would sit just like naruto. Samui smiles but then she notes naruto's hand pointing at something in the tree. Samui pretends to walk away. Not to far away on a nearby tree branch, Zetsu suddenly appears.
Zetsu light side: "So that is the one that killed pain? I would never have have guessed."
Zetsu dark side: "He obviously knows far too much. We better get this information to the other members immediately. If the villages are now onto us than we could have a serious problem."
Zetsu is about to leave when suddenly he finds himself surrounded by naruto's shadow clones who are in sage mode and Samui.
Samui: "Nice work naruto. I think we just found ourselves a spy."
Zetsu is visably concerned while samui is smiling and the clones are now carrying rasengans.

Next episode: Battle of light and Dark: Zetsu vs Samui and Naruto

lucm159

very nice
i don't think kakashi would give away such valuable info so easily
but still very nicee!!

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that would be more than one chapter of talk!

Anyhow I disagree with the sasuke battle with kb, Im not defending sasuke at all. But he just got out of battle with itachi and it had said he still had wounds. sasuke has gotten stupid with his battle plans he thinks he is god cause he killed itachi, when really he needs to put focus into whats going on. Instead of trying to make kirins panties wet with out doing anything CAUSE HE HAS THAT DOWN

The Special One

The one when Sasuke made his Part II debut. Sasuke taking an undeserved shit on Naruto and Sai with Chidori Nagashi and his take down of Yamato. Then all of a sudden he prepares his grand finale of a jutsu (hints a Kirin) on Team 7 just be be stopped by Orochimaru.

Naruto was definately fed a mouthful of "shut ya face". He talked about saving Sasuke and what not, and yeah, he was brought to tears and he called himself weak. That was the most pathetic I've ever seen Naruto. Kishi really did fuck Naruto up those chapters. Naruto was such a whelp of his former self I felt like vomitting. It was awful.

But this Killer Bee situation overturned everything. At least Naruto didn't get stabbed six times and had his chest and neck blown open. At least Naruto didn't set Sakura on fire (although he scratched her). At least Naruto didn't go through the effort of assulting a village and attracting attention without even securing the precious cargo.

Yeah Sasuke fucked up 100X more than Naruto did. At least Naruto knew he was weak and had to improve, Sasuke thinks he's badass yet fucked up so major (didn't even realize it) and got himself fucked up major.

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pharix

naruto catching zetsu would be funny!

jeanericuser

Um no. It would fit all in one chapter. Just to the end of the fight with the cloud ninjas would be about 3 pages with the 4th being samui saving omoi's ass followed by the image of the destroyed tree. By the time samui leaves it would be page 12. Its not as long as you think it is unless of course you prefer there be huge photos of samui preferably with full frontal nudity. I know plenty of people here would not mind that but I doubt kishi would do that so you will probably have to settle for pg 13 images and fan made hentai.

Dagoro

Lol man, double standards FTW.

You gotta give it to Sasuke diciples they don't waver even in the face of canon.

Lets address a few DS:

. Sasuke ambushes Oro in his death bed and brags about it = Awesome ninja, taking advantage of the enemies weakness. It also makes him the ninja equivalent of Alexander the Great in terms of strategy.

. Naruto arrives after Pain uses ST = PNJ Naruto victory is therefore null. His performance is a fluke drenched in drool monkey tatics. Never mind the fact that he had been training non stop before he arrived, he was at " 100%" and Nagato was totally " drained " from ST.

. Sasuke gets killed twice and is saved by his team mates, not to mention completely outclassed by KB. It doesn't count because he was " Injured ". His team didn't do anything therefore Sasuke took on KB alone. He won in the end ( lol ).

. Naruto is saved by Hinata and Minato, once from capture and once due to insanity. This makes Naruto's victory entirely consequential. He had a ton of help, never mind that summoning is part of his arsenal. The toads did all the work while he ran arounf like a retard.

. CS counts as part of Sasuke's arsenal and he " trained " hard for it. Kn forms is a cheap power which saves Naruto from death on a regular bases, its an outside power that allows Naruto to compete since he sucks so bad. He never trains because the Kyubi makes him powerful.

Oh and the lastest one.

. Naruto didn't display speed in base mode against Karui and Omoi, just because he had that blur line behind doesn't mean he was moving quickly Kishi just drew it that way.

. However the blur effect is valid when backing up speed feats for Sasuke, Itachi, Kakashi and anyone else that isn't Naruto because we know how slow he is.

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TheJkid

Even if it did its poor writing, It brings naruto out of charter so much plus basicly explains what has happened in previous chapters. The only thing intresting out of it is a sm and throwing a rg. If the chapter turns out to be like that word for word kishi was drunk or hit his head.