r.i.p michael jackson - Page 2

UchihaTaijiya · 06-26-2009, 11:25 AM

I only like some of his songs from when he was a part of the Jackson 5 or whatever.

Me, Rachel and Luke all said upon learning this: Oh well.

RNB · 06-26-2009, 11:38 AM

I don't think the guy was really a pedophile. I think that the publicity around the case destroyed the objectivity. It is a shame though.

kluang · 06-26-2009, 11:53 AM

He was a victim of the mainstream media.

And I wont call him pedo for 2 weeks

UchihaTaijiya · 06-26-2009, 12:59 PM

Chris sent me this forward: "Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change."

lulzercopterzzzz. 8]

kluang · 06-26-2009, 01:07 PM

Why dont sent him to the Japs.

Since he's 99% plastic, all you need is a Honda Integra Type-R engine for him to ressurect him.

Jaxon · 06-26-2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UchihaTaijiya

Chris sent me this forward: "Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change."

lulzercopterzzzz. 8]

That's actually pretty good.

I've been trying to work out a good MJ joke all day. Maybe something like, "the sun's gone down on Michael...

But who's son is still in question".

I dunno. It's difficult =/

balmung5000 · 06-26-2009, 02:37 PM

yea im all for
some good MJ jokes

also people are taking this
WAAAAAYYYY to seriously

also we need moar 9/11 jokes

CamzyD · 06-26-2009, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaxon

That's actually pretty good.

I've been trying to work out a good MJ joke all day. Maybe something like, "the sun's gone down on Michael...

But who's son is still in question".

I dunno. It's difficult =/

just one someone said this morning
"michael jacksons london dates have been cancelled...chris, 8 and john 10"

Jaxon · 06-26-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamzyD

just one someone said this morning
"michael jacksons london dates have been cancelled...chris, 8 and john 10"

That is very good. I'll remember that one.

balmung5000 · 06-26-2009, 04:23 PM

just heard this joke

farrah faucet died and when she arrived
in heave god gave her one wish
she wished that all the children
in the world would be safe
so god killed michael jackson

Jaxon · 06-27-2009, 03:03 PM

Some argue that he died of a heart attack from disappointment after hearing that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.

manta · 06-27-2009, 03:15 PM

news came about his cause of death, on the inside of his nose very tiny it said 6/25/09

Trey · 06-27-2009, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaxon

Some argue that he died of a heart attack from disappointment after hearing that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.

Best one I heard so far.

CamzyD · 06-27-2009, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaxon

Some argue that he died of a heart attack from disappointment after hearing that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.

harsh
but funny

Kina · 06-27-2009, 07:03 PM

In all honesty, I feel nothing towards his death.
/inb4heartlessbitch

06-26-2009, 11:25 AM	#16
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: r.i.p michael jackson I only like some of his songs from when he was a part of the Jackson 5 or whatever. Me, Rachel and Luke all said upon learning this: Oh well. __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

06-26-2009, 11:38 AM	#17
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: r.i.p michael jackson I don't think the guy was really a pedophile. I think that the publicity around the case destroyed the objectivity. It is a shame though. __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

06-26-2009, 11:53 AM	#18
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,659 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: r.i.p michael jackson He was a victim of the mainstream media. And I wont call him pedo for 2 weeks __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

06-26-2009, 12:59 PM	#19
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: r.i.p michael jackson Chris sent me this forward: "Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change." lulzercopterzzzz. 8] __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

06-26-2009, 01:07 PM	#20
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,659 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: r.i.p michael jackson Why dont sent him to the Japs. Since he's 99% plastic, all you need is a Honda Integra Type-R engine for him to ressurect him. __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

06-26-2009, 02:37 PM	#22
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: r.i.p michael jackson yea im all for some good MJ jokes also people are taking this WAAAAAYYYY to seriously also we need moar 9/11 jokes

06-26-2009, 04:23 PM	#25
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: r.i.p michael jackson just heard this joke farrah faucet died and when she arrived in heave god gave her one wish she wished that all the children in the world would be safe so god killed michael jackson

06-27-2009, 03:03 PM	#26
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,594 Thanked 12,487 Times in 3,669 Posts	Re: r.i.p michael jackson Some argue that he died of a heart attack from disappointment after hearing that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.

06-27-2009, 03:15 PM	#27
manta No Leaf Clover Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Tropic Age: 26 Posts: 411 Thanks: 1,017 Thanked 1,357 Times in 703 Posts	Re: r.i.p michael jackson news came about his cause of death, on the inside of his nose very tiny it said 6/25/09 __________________

06-27-2009, 07:03 PM	#30
Kina Star-Stuff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: You do not matter. None of us do. Age: 21 Posts: 3,433 Thanks: 755 Thanked 1,181 Times in 646 Posts	Re: r.i.p michael jackson In all honesty, I feel nothing towards his death. /inb4heartlessbitch __________________ Luck is a skill. <Jonathan3 Don't hate on Rival. When I wake on the last day of my life, I want to face it without regret.

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