wanna be japanese

balmung5000 · 06-29-2009, 03:35 PM

so the other day im at this party
and a friend of mine introduces
me to a friend of his
her name was becky and well
she had slanted eyes so i said
"yo wut up, do you like anime?"
she goes "no"
i said "i thoguht all japs loved anime, like they are
programed to enjoy that and teticle pr0n"
so she flips out sayin im
a racsist because i assumed
she was japanese because of her slanted eyes
so then i retaliate saying "what are you then a wanna be? a poser?"
she flips out even MOAR and says
shes phillipino
so i start lolin HARD
like almost spilt my beer thats how bad
she says "whats so funny"
i say "they arent really
they are just white people
who get an operation to get
thier eyes slanted so they look
like japs, compaines will think
they are good at math and hate godzilla
so they will be good employies"
after that she starts to cry and runs away
my friend was crackin up the whole time
so i then turned around and kept drinking

tl;dr
no such thing as philipino people

manta · 06-29-2009, 03:41 PM

lmao no!! philipinos are latins with slanted eyes with names like

Kim Yung Mendez

LonelyNinja · 06-29-2009, 03:52 PM

Filipinos are the Cubans of Asia.

**Miburo** · 06-29-2009, 03:59 PM

Ako ay lubos na nasaktan ng iyong remarks! Dumating ako ngayon sa aking pag-click-click unggoy thread na makipag-usap ang mga tae. Pinoy ay may maliit na titi!

Babyface BK · 06-29-2009, 07:40 PM

^I heard that story about the three blind mice too.

UchihaTaijiya · 06-30-2009, 05:21 PM

lol Rachel says she agrees with this thread. 8]
She has a thing against Filipinos too. Because they're 'mexican' & asian mixed.

8] I have no real opinion on this matter.

RNB · 06-30-2009, 07:28 PM

They aren't Mexican and Asian mixed. They are indigenous people mixed with Spaniards.

kluang · 06-30-2009, 07:49 PM

^ politically correct

UchihaTaijiya · 06-30-2009, 07:57 PM

RNB - lmao yeah I know. And she knows, she just doesn't give a fuck. We were at McDonalds and here's a rundown of the convo: annoying children (they were everywhere), this guy who gave his wife herpes, why asians never have curly hair, prescripts we dropped off at Wallgreens, old people and fat black chicks (who were also everywhere).

Yep, we have a tendency to discuss the funnest shit in public restaurants.

kluang · 07-03-2009, 09:51 AM

And how can Imelda still have suppoters?

**Tsuna** · 07-03-2009, 01:34 PM

I can't believe I actually lol'd at this. XD

06-29-2009, 03:35 PM	#1
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	wanna be japanese so the other day im at this party and a friend of mine introduces me to a friend of his her name was becky and well she had slanted eyes so i said "yo wut up, do you like anime?" she goes "no" i said "i thoguht all japs loved anime, like they are programed to enjoy that and teticle pr0n" so she flips out sayin im a racsist because i assumed she was japanese because of her slanted eyes so then i retaliate saying "what are you then a wanna be? a poser?" she flips out even MOAR and says shes phillipino so i start lolin HARD like almost spilt my beer thats how bad she says "whats so funny" i say "they arent really they are just white people who get an operation to get thier eyes slanted so they look like japs, compaines will think they are good at math and hate godzilla so they will be good employies" after that she starts to cry and runs away my friend was crackin up the whole time so i then turned around and kept drinking tl;dr no such thing as philipino people

06-29-2009, 03:41 PM	#2
manta No Leaf Clover Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Tropic Age: 26 Posts: 411 Thanks: 1,017 Thanked 1,357 Times in 703 Posts	Re: wanna be japanese lmao no!! philipinos are latins with slanted eyes with names like Kim Yung Mendez __________________

06-29-2009, 03:52 PM	#3
LonelyNinja Fight On, Fight Hard Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fistopia Age: 21 Posts: 386 Thanks: 111 Thanked 4,199 Times in 1,436 Posts	Re: wanna be japanese Filipinos are the Cubans of Asia. __________________

06-29-2009, 03:59 PM	#4
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: wanna be japanese Ako ay lubos na nasaktan ng iyong remarks! Dumating ako ngayon sa aking pag-click-click unggoy thread na makipag-usap ang mga tae. Pinoy ay may maliit na titi!

06-29-2009, 07:40 PM	#5
Babyface BK <3===BK Join Date: Mar 1988 Location: With My Babeh Age: 25 Posts: 2,245 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1,856 Times in 844 Posts	Re: wanna be japanese ^I heard that story about the three blind mice too. __________________ "The road to success is always under construction. "

06-30-2009, 05:21 PM	#6
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: wanna be japanese lol Rachel says she agrees with this thread. 8] She has a thing against Filipinos too. Because they're 'mexican' & asian mixed. 8] I have no real opinion on this matter. __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

06-30-2009, 07:28 PM	#7
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: wanna be japanese They aren't Mexican and Asian mixed. They are indigenous people mixed with Spaniards. __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

06-30-2009, 07:49 PM	#8
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,419 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,660 Times in 2,100 Posts	Re: wanna be japanese ^ politically correct __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality. Last edited by kluang; 06-30-2009 at 07:52 PM.

06-30-2009, 07:57 PM	#9
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: wanna be japanese RNB - lmao yeah I know. And she knows, she just doesn't give a fuck. We were at McDonalds and here's a rundown of the convo: annoying children (they were everywhere), this guy who gave his wife herpes, why asians never have curly hair, prescripts we dropped off at Wallgreens, old people and fat black chicks (who were also everywhere). Yep, we have a tendency to discuss the funnest shit in public restaurants. __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

07-03-2009, 09:51 AM	#10
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,419 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,660 Times in 2,100 Posts	Re: wanna be japanese And how can Imelda still have suppoters? __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

07-03-2009, 01:34 PM	#11
Tsuna ♪S♥NE~소녀시대♪♪ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 193 Thanked 2,472 Times in 1,140 Posts	Re: wanna be japanese I can't believe I actually lol'd at this. XD

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