Black persons

Mmm Fail · 07-04-2009, 07:06 PM

So I was chillin at KFC when suddenly all these black guys storm in and trample the pore guy trying to leave the resturaunt. They kick open the door to the resturaunt and after they all take a dump and piss, they finally approach the counter and stare down the cashier man. I work in the kitchen so I was like "OH SHIT!" when everybody ran out of the store. So I grab the shotgun I always keep under the deep fryer and slowly turn the corner to face the black men on the other side of the counter. A thin layer of glass protects whoever is behind the counter, but they're smashing there heads against it yelling about chicken. So as soon as one breaks his head through the glass I totally shoot him right in the fucking face...turns out black people cannot be peirced by bullets so I ran to the back of the kitchen and was cornered by their army. They beat me to a pulp by using giant cups of Kool Aid and grape soda to break my legs. They proceeded to eat my legs and Im posting this from the hospital. Im so fucking happy that the good policemen managed to tazer the savage beasts before they killed me.

Jaxon · 07-04-2009, 07:09 PM

The fuck were you in KFC, you a nigger or something?

Mmm Fail · 07-04-2009, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaxon

The fuck were you in KFC, you a nigger or something?

I was undercover. Chris Hansen's orders.

Jaxon · 07-04-2009, 07:13 PM

Oh I get it because he's a kind of semi-meme GET THE FUCK OUT christ.

Mmm Fail · 07-04-2009, 07:15 PM

No u fgt! Ur not respecting mah oppinuns!~

Tzu Men · 07-04-2009, 07:54 PM

Learn to troll.

Choco Taco · 07-04-2009, 08:00 PM

Lern 2 trawl!

Aw, I don't get caps. I haz a sad.

Mmm Fail · 07-04-2009, 08:00 PM

Im not trolling this is fucking serious this was a tramatic experience u fat fuck!

Choco Taco · 07-04-2009, 08:03 PM

I didn't mean you, fucking asshole. I was mocking the other guy. D<

Choco Taco · 07-04-2009, 08:11 PM

So we're all done talking now or what?

Scientia · 07-04-2009, 08:42 PM

Fucking black people are/is awesome.

^ I mean that both ways.

kluang · 07-04-2009, 08:57 PM

Meh...........

bernzion · 07-04-2009, 09:10 PM

I think you hate black guyz.......cauze ur a fucking white guy......LOL

Azumi · 07-04-2009, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmm Fail

So I was chillin at KFC when suddenly all these black guys storm in and trample the pore guy trying to leave the resturaunt. They kick open the door to the resturaunt and after they all take a dump and piss, they finally approach the counter and stare down the cashier man. I work in the kitchen so I was like "OH SHIT!" when everybody ran out of the store. So I grab the shotgun I always keep under the deep fryer and slowly turn the corner to face the black men on the other side of the counter. A thin layer of glass protects whoever is behind the counter, but they're smashing there heads against it yelling about chicken. So as soon as one breaks his head through the glass I totally shoot him right in the fucking face...turns out black people cannot be peirced by bullets so I ran to the back of the kitchen and was cornered by their army. They beat me to a pulp by using giant cups of Kool Aid and grape soda to break my legs. They proceeded to eat my legs and Im posting this from the hospital. Im so fucking happy that the good policemen managed to tazer the savage beasts before they killed me.

Onii-san, this is not the Post your dream thread. =)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fayrra

Fucking black people are/is awesome.

I agree. ^^,

zer0systm · 07-04-2009, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmm Fail

So I was chillin at KFC when suddenly all these black guys storm in and trample the pore guy trying to leave the resturaunt. They kick open the door to the resturaunt and after they all take a dump and piss, they finally approach the counter and stare down the cashier man. I work in the kitchen so I was like "OH SHIT!" when everybody ran out of the store. So I grab the shotgun I always keep under the deep fryer and slowly turn the corner to face the black men on the other side of the counter. A thin layer of glass protects whoever is behind the counter, but they're smashing there heads against it yelling about chicken. So as soon as one breaks his head through the glass I totally shoot him right in the fucking face...turns out black people cannot be peirced by bullets so I ran to the back of the kitchen and was cornered by their army. They beat me to a pulp by using giant cups of Kool Aid and grape soda to break my legs. They proceeded to eat my legs and Im posting this from the hospital. Im so fucking happy that the good policemen managed to tazer the savage beasts before they killed me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choco Taco

Lern 2 trawl!

Aw, I don't get caps. I haz a sad.

Your the worst trolls that have stumbled upon this forum in a very long time...

So what forum you from?

07-04-2009, 07:06 PM	#1
Mmm Fail Missing-Nin Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Black persons So I was chillin at KFC when suddenly all these black guys storm in and trample the pore guy trying to leave the resturaunt. They kick open the door to the resturaunt and after they all take a dump and piss, they finally approach the counter and stare down the cashier man. I work in the kitchen so I was like "OH SHIT!" when everybody ran out of the store. So I grab the shotgun I always keep under the deep fryer and slowly turn the corner to face the black men on the other side of the counter. A thin layer of glass protects whoever is behind the counter, but they're smashing there heads against it yelling about chicken. So as soon as one breaks his head through the glass I totally shoot him right in the fucking face...turns out black people cannot be peirced by bullets so I ran to the back of the kitchen and was cornered by their army. They beat me to a pulp by using giant cups of Kool Aid and grape soda to break my legs. They proceeded to eat my legs and Im posting this from the hospital. Im so fucking happy that the good policemen managed to tazer the savage beasts before they killed me.

07-04-2009, 07:09 PM	#2
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,490 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: Black persons The fuck were you in KFC, you a nigger or something?

07-04-2009, 07:13 PM	#4
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,490 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: Black persons Oh I get it because he's a kind of semi-meme GET THE FUCK OUT christ.

07-04-2009, 07:15 PM	#5
Mmm Fail Missing-Nin Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Re: Black persons No u fgt! Ur not respecting mah oppinuns!~

07-04-2009, 07:54 PM	#6
Tzu Men hostis humani generis Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 714 Thanks: 4,014 Thanked 2,700 Times in 861 Posts	Re: Black persons Learn to troll.

07-04-2009, 08:00 PM	#7
Choco Taco Academy Student Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Black persons Lern 2 trawl! Aw, I don't get caps. I haz a sad. __________________ Oh bby, it be chocolate.

07-04-2009, 08:00 PM	#8
Mmm Fail Missing-Nin Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Re: Black persons Im not trolling this is fucking serious this was a tramatic experience u fat fuck!

07-04-2009, 08:03 PM	#9
Choco Taco Academy Student Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Black persons I didn't mean you, fucking asshole. I was mocking the other guy. D< __________________ Oh bby, it be chocolate. Last edited by Choco Taco; 07-04-2009 at 08:05 PM.

07-04-2009, 08:11 PM	#10
Choco Taco Academy Student Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Black persons So we're all done talking now or what? __________________ Oh bby, it be chocolate.

07-04-2009, 08:42 PM	#11
Scientia Mathematics Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: FL Posts: 310 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 204 Times in 125 Posts	Re: Black persons Fucking black people are/is awesome. ^ I mean that both ways. __________________ ------------------------------------------ "There was a footpath leading across fields in New Southgate, and I used to go there alone to watch the sunset and contemplate suicide. I did not, however, commit suicide, because I wished to know more of Mathematics." Last edited by Scientia; 07-04-2009 at 08:48 PM.

07-04-2009, 08:57 PM	#12
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,420 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,667 Times in 2,102 Posts	Re: Black persons Meh........... __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

07-04-2009, 09:10 PM	#13
bernzion b0ynextd00r Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in a place where i belong Age: 22 Posts: 141 Thanks: 3 Thanked 29 Times in 28 Posts	Re: Black persons I think you hate black guyz.......cauze ur a fucking white guy......LOL __________________ *Sighs*

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