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Old 07-04-2009, 07:06 PM   #1
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So I was chillin at KFC when suddenly all these black guys storm in and trample the pore guy trying to leave the resturaunt. They kick open the door to the resturaunt and after they all take a dump and piss, they finally approach the counter and stare down the cashier man. I work in the kitchen so I was like "OH SHIT!" when everybody ran out of the store. So I grab the shotgun I always keep under the deep fryer and slowly turn the corner to face the black men on the other side of the counter. A thin layer of glass protects whoever is behind the counter, but they're smashing there heads against it yelling about chicken. So as soon as one breaks his head through the glass I totally shoot him right in the fucking face...turns out black people cannot be peirced by bullets so I ran to the back of the kitchen and was cornered by their army. They beat me to a pulp by using giant cups of Kool Aid and grape soda to break my legs. They proceeded to eat my legs and Im posting this from the hospital. Im so fucking happy that the good policemen managed to tazer the savage beasts before they killed me.
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:09 PM   #2
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The fuck were you in KFC, you a nigger or something?
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:11 PM   #3
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The fuck were you in KFC, you a nigger or something?
I was undercover. Chris Hansen's orders.
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:13 PM   #4
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Oh I get it because he's a kind of semi-meme GET THE FUCK OUT christ.
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:15 PM   #5
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No u fgt! Ur not respecting mah oppinuns!~
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Learn to troll.
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:00 PM   #7
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Lern 2 trawl!

Aw, I don't get caps. I haz a sad.
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Im not trolling this is fucking serious this was a tramatic experience u fat fuck!
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:03 PM   #9
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I didn't mean you, fucking asshole. I was mocking the other guy. D<
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:11 PM   #10
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So we're all done talking now or what?
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:42 PM   #11
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Fucking black people are/is awesome.

^ I mean that both ways.
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Meh...........
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I think you hate black guyz.......cauze ur a fucking white guy......LOL
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So I was chillin at KFC when suddenly all these black guys storm in and trample the pore guy trying to leave the resturaunt. They kick open the door to the resturaunt and after they all take a dump and piss, they finally approach the counter and stare down the cashier man. I work in the kitchen so I was like "OH SHIT!" when everybody ran out of the store. So I grab the shotgun I always keep under the deep fryer and slowly turn the corner to face the black men on the other side of the counter. A thin layer of glass protects whoever is behind the counter, but they're smashing there heads against it yelling about chicken. So as soon as one breaks his head through the glass I totally shoot him right in the fucking face...turns out black people cannot be peirced by bullets so I ran to the back of the kitchen and was cornered by their army. They beat me to a pulp by using giant cups of Kool Aid and grape soda to break my legs. They proceeded to eat my legs and Im posting this from the hospital. Im so fucking happy that the good policemen managed to tazer the savage beasts before they killed me.
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So I was chillin at KFC when suddenly all these black guys storm in and trample the pore guy trying to leave the resturaunt. They kick open the door to the resturaunt and after they all take a dump and piss, they finally approach the counter and stare down the cashier man. I work in the kitchen so I was like "OH SHIT!" when everybody ran out of the store. So I grab the shotgun I always keep under the deep fryer and slowly turn the corner to face the black men on the other side of the counter. A thin layer of glass protects whoever is behind the counter, but they're smashing there heads against it yelling about chicken. So as soon as one breaks his head through the glass I totally shoot him right in the fucking face...turns out black people cannot be peirced by bullets so I ran to the back of the kitchen and was cornered by their army. They beat me to a pulp by using giant cups of Kool Aid and grape soda to break my legs. They proceeded to eat my legs and Im posting this from the hospital. Im so fucking happy that the good policemen managed to tazer the savage beasts before they killed me.
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Lern 2 trawl!

Aw, I don't get caps. I haz a sad.
Your the worst trolls that have stumbled upon this forum in a very long time...

So what forum you from?
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