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Old 07-07-2009, 04:13 PM   #16
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G, baby, we have ESP. <3
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Old 07-07-2009, 04:15 PM   #17
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Re: Hey Bar Tender....

Bragging about how many chicks, and what ethnicity they are, that you mess around with on a naruto animu forum is exactly what one would expect from a lying perma-virgin.

No one who actually gets laid would post something like that.
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Old 07-07-2009, 04:23 PM   #19
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The only time I would believe anyone talking about how they boned a chick at a party or bar on here would be if they admitted to the girls obesity, or her penis.
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Old 07-07-2009, 04:29 PM   #20
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tl;dr sounds like veng put up a sex story, but we all know the only sex he ever got was being raped with a dildo by Mystik.
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Old 07-07-2009, 04:32 PM   #21
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IDK
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But Bal we have credibility, he's only got Mystik.
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Old 07-07-2009, 04:38 PM   #23
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Re: Hey Bar Tender....

That's different. Mai little spoon wouldn't lie. <333333

Also, you're not all like "ur a spazz it is pointless for me to try and say i hook up with all these different chicks, but i'll say it anyway so people dont realize that the only action I get is cybering with 40 year old fat narutotard wilderbeasts lololololololololololol"
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Old 07-07-2009, 04:49 PM   #24
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Har Har Har I brag because I can. Do I need to prove it to any of you? No. Do I honestly care what any of you think of me? No. You're all insignificant in the grand scheme of things. You're all just whiny little bitches that feel the need to say something because some nobody named G apparently thinks I stole his girlfriend or something (FYI I'm not with mystik morons). Feel free to think what you want I really don't give a shit.
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Old 07-07-2009, 04:52 PM   #25
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madness the video of u stuck in the bathroom drunk as shit was priceless.
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Har Har Har I brag because I can. Do I need to prove it to any of you? No. Do I honestly care what any of you think of me? No. You're all insignificant in the grand scheme of things. You're all just whiny little bitches that feel the need to say something because some nobody named G apparently thinks I stole his girlfriend or something (FYI I'm not with mystik morons). Feel free to think what you want I really don't give a shit.
The fact that you were is disgusting. Also don't post anything like your OP if you can't back it with anything as small as even a picture. It's exactly like that time when Myth told us he's in the MMA and he slaps people, but had no proof. Also if you weren't gonna show proof or anything and tried attention whoring, then this thread was insignificant to us other than the fact we can lol at you for trying.

EDIT: Also of course we're all insignificant, that's why you came and told us about your "sex adventures".
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If you really didn't give a shit you wouldn't brag about how many chicks you supposedly hook up with after someone calls you on your bullshit. And you wouldn't try to rationalize how we're all calling you on your obvious bullshit because we're some hive-mind, or what the fuck ever you're going on about there. Protip: We all think you're lying because it's fucking obvious. Not for whatever dumbshit perma-virgin narutotard believe it reason you're trying to sell.
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Old 07-07-2009, 05:02 PM   #28
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Eh, i Just chat up the barmaid, get to know her, use my friendship for cheap drinks in the future, It's to busy at my local to try and tune a chick because it's always so busy, and when ever i'm at a different pub and it's not busy, i just flirt with the chick to get free shit like promotional gear and cheap drinks. It's not hard to be friendly and get cheaper drinks and free shit...

Unless it's a skimpy because she's paid to be flirty and shit...
I use friends who have friends who work at bars to get cheaper drinks/actually buy drinks when I go to clubs. lol. 8] I try to plan my trips around ladies night as well ~

Pickin' up strangers at bars/clubs isn't my cup of tea though. Unless... no, nah, it's not. I couldn't do it. xD
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I use friends who have friends who work at bars to get cheaper drinks/actually buy drinks when I go to clubs. lol. 8] I try to plan my trips around ladies night as well ~

Pickin' up strangers at bars/clubs isn't my cup of tea though. Unless... no, nah, it's not. I couldn't do it. xD
That's cause girls aren't the ones doing the pickin' up, you don't know that you've been picked up till you wake up in the morning and see a condom on the floor and a guy getting dressed ready to leave.
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Old 07-07-2009, 05:06 PM   #30
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