07-09-2009, 05:46 PM
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Scotch
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Re: Hey Bar Tender....
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Originally Posted by Vengeance
Ok I’ll tell you about a random conquest. I was coming home from hanging out with some co-workers of mine (B-Day party) when I realized that I didn’t have to work the next day & wanted to sing a song(Yes I’m a karaoke whore). So I get off the train & go to this karaoke spot that I found out about from one of my X-GFs (Half Japanese half Philippina). I walk into the bar & notice one of the bartenders(Japanese) there happened to be off duty & was drinking at the bar. Some over weight guy was trying to pick up her but was having no luck. At one point he tried lifting her into her chair & almost dropped her so I said “easy big guy she’s not a piece of meat”. She turns her head as she recognized my voice, screams & runs over to me. I asked her why she’s drinking at the bar & she explains to me that it’s her birthday. So I offer to sing a song of her choosing & she picks Boys to Men – End of the Road (Yeah I know gay but chicks love that shit). During the second speaking part in the song I lean in for a kiss & start making out with her. I glance over to the over weight man & he looks pissed. I whisper in her ear asking if she wants to go to a private room since we have spectators & she agrees. As we’re walking to the back area I stick up my middle finger to the over weight man. I can hear some people at the bar laughing. We then get a room cover up the window area & precede to have sex at her job.
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