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Old 08-12-2009, 11:14 AM   #1
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Are you in Massachusetts?

I recall you and your woman having a vacation planned about an hour from my home.

My heart skipped a beat when I remembered this, and how I had so dreamed for you to whisper your sweet nothings into my ear as we spent our sleepless nights recalling past victories.




O Balmung, Balmung, wherefore art thou Balmung?
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Old 08-12-2009, 01:34 PM   #2
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WEEKEND TRIP MY DEAR COMRADE
WE HAVE A TON OF STUFF PLANNED
BETWEEN BIKING ON THE TRAILS ON FRIDAY
HITTING UP SOME SINISTER CLAM BAR
THEN WHALE WATCHING ON SAT AND HITTING UP THE
BEACHES THEN GOING TO A BALLER LOBSER PLACE
THEN SUNDAY I THINK WE ARE BAR HOPPING

SO IF YOUR IN THE AREA JUST LOOK AN NOD
DONT SAY ANYTHIGN ABOUT NL
MY GF WILL GET PISSED I RUINED THE VACATION


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Old 08-12-2009, 03:51 PM   #3
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Alas, this weekend I shall be in the mountains of Vermont.


Fighting Grizzly bears and carving my name into the face of mountains.
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:56 PM   #4
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STAY STRONG COMRADE
STAY STRONG

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Old 08-12-2009, 04:16 PM   #5
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"Comrade?" Using that term is just asking for...
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:14 PM   #7
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Communism: It's a party!
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Old 08-13-2009, 08:54 AM   #8
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Old 08-15-2009, 02:23 AM   #9
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My heart skipped a beat when I remembered this, and how I had so dreamed for you to whisper your sweet nothings into my ear as we spent our sleepless nights recalling past victories.
No offense but... doesnt it sound a lil gay? ...O.O
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No offense but... doesnt it sound a lil gay? ...O.O
Nope. It doesn't sound gay at all.
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Old 08-15-2009, 08:42 AM   #11
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In fact, that was the straightest thing I've ever heard.
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Old 08-17-2009, 10:21 AM   #12
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If you replace "whisper" with "butt fucking" then it might be a little gay.
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Old 08-17-2009, 10:41 AM   #13
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Not exactly, since you can't really butt fuck "Sweet nothings" into someone else's ear. Instead of being gay it would just be physically impossible...unless he had two wangs.
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Technically, you don't necessarily have to butt fuck someone with your wang.
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I think having anything in your ass can be pretty damn unfair/harsh.
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