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Old 08-17-2009, 03:16 PM   #16
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Technically, you don't necessarily have to butt fuck someone with your wang.
You do have to fuck someone in the butt though. The ear, not being the butt, is what makes the situation impossible.

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I think having anything is your ass can be pretty damn unfair/harsh.
It can be harsh, but not gay.
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Old 08-17-2009, 04:20 PM   #17
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You do have to fuck someone in the butt though. The ear, not being the butt, is what makes the situation impossible.
"...unless he had two wangs."

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Old 08-17-2009, 05:12 PM   #18
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Re: Balmung!

Is it even possible through mutation? Like one would have to be limp while the other at full strength. I guess you could go half and half, but I don't think you could engage in sexual intercourse with that arrangement.
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:41 PM   #19
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Hmm. Well, I'm not really too knowledgeable on the finer points of how boners work. And it's not really something I care to google. But as long as all the pipes are connected right, I'd assume the body could handle supplying blood to another dozen inches of dong without too much trouble.

So, I'd guess duel-wielding would be possible.
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Hmm. Well, I'm not really too knowledgeable on the finer points of how boners work. And it's not really something I care to google. But as long as all the pipes are connected right, I'd assume the body could handle supplying blood to another dozen inches of dong without too much trouble.

So, I'd guess duel-wielding would be possible.
Yes, but to dual wield two dongs one must have a good power supply come from somewhere. Wouldn't it take one too many mutations for both light sabers to work perfectly?
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Old 08-18-2009, 01:39 AM   #22
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Re: Balmung!

This thread is swarming with e-maniacs and dong lovers.
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Dong loving is simply one aspect of being an e-maniac.
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:37 AM   #24
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Yes, but to dual wield two dongs one must have a good power supply come from somewhere. Wouldn't it take one too many mutations for both light sabers to work perfectly?
Okay, I googled it real quick. Found this: http://curezone.com/faq/a.asp?a=21,2904&q=114&i=115

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Double the meat doesn’t necessarily mean double the fun. Most sufferers are unable to perform sexually, which must be one of the all-time bummers. Still, for those able to function it certainly lends itself to some interesting diversity of technique.
Last sentence certainly implies that, though rare, there are dudes with twin-guns that aren't just for show.

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Cool Re: Balmung!

what the heck!!!
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Old 08-18-2009, 10:53 AM   #26
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Re: Balmung!

Notice how you used the "cool" smiley after "what the heck!!!". That either implies that you are bipolar or that you were trying to hide the fact that a two-donged man arouses you.
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Shut up redneckboy.
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Old 08-18-2009, 12:30 PM   #28
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Re: Balmung!

I think he was surprised that some guys can say they have two wangs while he can barely say that he has one.
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Old 08-18-2009, 12:42 PM   #29
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Re: Balmung!

Nah. I was actually surprised at the fact that it is honorable to go into battle with two. I always thought that it was more honorable if you went with in the giant claymore/dai-katana (though we all know that dai-katana's are very rare). I mean, imagine the strength one would have to have to fight well with one of those.

Plus it would be more useful. When it is sheathed it can still be used as a pretty deadly weapon. I think the only downside would be that if you are up against a very unworthy opponent, the battle wouldn't last too long and would become pretty boring.
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This thread is swarming with e-maniacs and dong lovers.
would explain why you posted =)
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