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Old 09-14-2009, 03:47 PM   #31
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YUCK I HATE NUTELLA

IM NOT A HUGE PANCAKE FAN
SO WHEN I EAT THEM PLAIN ITS THE BEST
THE SYRUP JUST MAKES THEM
ALL SOGGY AND
NO ONE LIKES SOGGY PANCAKES

THAT COULD BE AWSOME
LIKE GRILLIN UP SOME
HOMEMADE PANNINI OR SOMETHING
EVEN THO CALLING THEM THAT SOUNDS
UBERLAME

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I hate syrup and am not a breakfast person.
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I like the maple syrup flavored cream of wheat and I bet you do too, RNB.


And yeah, I call pannini "grilled sandwiches" so I don't sound like a fag.
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Old 09-14-2009, 04:07 PM   #34
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OLD MAN LOVE OATMEAL
AND THATS A BREAKFEST FOOD


BIG SP00N
FROM NOW ON PANNINIS ARE CALLED
SANDWICHES GRILLED TO PERFECTION
FROM THE FIREY PITS OF HELL

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Old 09-14-2009, 04:36 PM   #35
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lololololol hilarious... best joke of the thread

EDIT:... love nuttella and that weird mexican milk candy on ma pancakes

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Old 09-14-2009, 04:54 PM   #36
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I should ban the OP for such outright failure.
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:40 PM   #37
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Now this is a discussion I can get into.

There are so many different types of syrups/sauces to drench your pancakes/waffles or other breakfast pastries in. There are impostors that you can buy cheap that are artificial and shitty.

Then you have what the real lumberjacks pour alll over their bacon pancake sandwiches.



PIC VERY FUCKING RELATED




This shit is made from Paul Bunyan's sweat and blood.


Now I understand some of you pansies would rather have some fruity flavored homo-syrup. But you guys are just ignorant to the glory of warm hot thick syrup dripping all over your flapjack stack.

So do yourselves a favor, and next time you are coming home from your palates and yoga bullshit stop by the local grocer and pick up one of these jugs.


It will change your fucking life.
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:42 PM   #38
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Vermont is a State? I thought it was just something on a bottle of syrup.
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Then you have what the real lumberjacks pour alll over their bacon pancake sandwiches.
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Now I understand some of you pansies would rather have some fruity flavored homo-syrup. But you guys are just ignorant to the glory of warm hot thick syrup dripping all over your flapjack stack.

So do yourselves a favor, and next time you are coming home from your palates and yoga bullshit stop by the local grocer and pick up one of these jugs.


It will change your fucking life.
...don't hate on strawberry flavored syrup =[
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Vermont is a State? I thought it was just something on a bottle of syrup.
In the context of that bottle I think it's more of a state of mind. Because when you are chugging that manly elixir you gain strength to topple forests with a single swing of your mighty man ax (dong).
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Agreed, I've seen a striking resemblance to spider mans thick web and my semen recently.
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Vermont is the state that makes New Hampshire nervous. ...You know they recently outlawed fly overs? That means police can't just fly helicopters and planes over public property with the intent of taking pictures for evidence. That's my kind of state!
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OLD MAN LOVE OATMEAL
AND THATS A BREAKFEST FOOD
I consider oatmeal more of a snack. Kind of like donuts. You can eat them at breakfast, but they are not a breakfast food.
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