17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend - Page 2

kluang · 09-17-2009, 09:55 PM

I wish I have a beard

RNB · 09-18-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by kluang

I wish I have a beard

Goddamnit, Kluang.

It is I wish I had a beard.

Tabris · 09-18-2009, 05:35 PM

I wager 10 dollars that beards are more of a turn on for women than correct grammar and spelling

G · 09-18-2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tabris

I wager 10 dollars that beards are more of a turn on for women than correct grammar and spelling

Damn, get raped Grandpa.

Vanity · 09-18-2009, 06:35 PM

I dunno man... <_<. I'm not into big santa clause beard things. A little big of facial hair is okay, it bugs me either wise.

Tabris · 09-18-2009, 06:41 PM

not a beard like that.
wow like down the the chest? that's to much! gross

I mean a neatly groomed beard.

**Mal** · 09-18-2009, 07:02 PM

= (

Tabris · 09-18-2009, 07:11 PM

Doug, you would never grow it that long anyways.
you like to look neat and groomed
and sexy

RNB · 09-18-2009, 09:33 PM

I heard this thing that beards are usually attractive to women who want a sort of "father figure" type of person as their spouse. I don't think it is true, but I thought I should just mention it.

Tabris · 09-18-2009, 11:50 PM

I dunno.
i want doug to be in charge and take care of me
and spank me when i misbehave

i suppose that's kind of father figurish

zer0systm · 09-19-2009, 12:08 AM

I hate kids who just get told no or receive barley any punishment for when they misbehave, they ussually turn out to be FUCKHEADS!

A good beating when you fuck up is the best way to be bought up, kept me in line.

Tabris · 09-19-2009, 12:14 AM

Damn straight
When i go to youth group, you know, volunteering with high school kids and the like
i can tell immediately which kids were spanks when they were young and which weren't.

I usually end up asking them at some point whether they were or not

yeah the douche bags are always the kids who weren't spanked

zer0systm · 09-19-2009, 12:29 AM

When i finally decide to settle down and plant my seed and let it sprout, that kid will be bought up the way i was, plus the moment that kid can stand we begin training, I will raise my kid to be a WARRIOR....and if he goes round fucking up, I'll let him know...

**Mal** · 09-19-2009, 01:41 AM

^ This.

rokudaime_hokage · 09-19-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by G

Don't tl;dr this shit, take notes.

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So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.

What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.....

!

it might work... until the girl sees this somewhere in the interwebs then you're fucked...

about the spankings...

well... supposedly that would cause him to hate you... also making him more rebellious towards you during his adolescense...
also if you do this in public you can actually damage his self-steem
idk its hard to be a good parent... i dont think i want children till im 30-35

09-17-2009, 09:55 PM	#16
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,658 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend I wish I have a beard __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

09-18-2009, 05:35 PM	#18
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend I wager 10 dollars that beards are more of a turn on for women than correct grammar and spelling __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

09-18-2009, 06:35 PM	#20
Vanity Succumb Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 976 Thanks: 3,432 Thanked 5,983 Times in 2,238 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend I dunno man... <_<. I'm not into big santa clause beard things. A little big of facial hair is okay, it bugs me either wise. __________________ My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

09-18-2009, 06:41 PM	#21
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend not a beard like that. wow like down the the chest? that's to much! gross I mean a neatly groomed beard. __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

09-18-2009, 07:02 PM	#22
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,098 Thanks: 12,843 Thanked 10,811 Times in 3,836 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend = (

09-18-2009, 07:11 PM	#23
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend Doug, you would never grow it that long anyways. you like to look neat and groomed and sexy __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

09-18-2009, 09:33 PM	#24
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend I heard this thing that beards are usually attractive to women who want a sort of "father figure" type of person as their spouse. I don't think it is true, but I thought I should just mention it. __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

09-18-2009, 11:50 PM	#25
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend I dunno. i want doug to be in charge and take care of me and spank me when i misbehave i suppose that's kind of father figurish __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

09-19-2009, 12:08 AM	#26
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend I hate kids who just get told no or receive barley any punishment for when they misbehave, they ussually turn out to be FUCKHEADS! A good beating when you fuck up is the best way to be bought up, kept me in line. __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

09-19-2009, 12:14 AM	#27
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend Damn straight When i go to youth group, you know, volunteering with high school kids and the like i can tell immediately which kids were spanks when they were young and which weren't. I usually end up asking them at some point whether they were or not yeah the douche bags are always the kids who weren't spanked __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

09-19-2009, 12:29 AM	#28
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend When i finally decide to settle down and plant my seed and let it sprout, that kid will be bought up the way i was, plus the moment that kid can stand we begin training, I will raise my kid to be a WARRIOR....and if he goes round fucking up, I'll let him know... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

09-19-2009, 01:41 AM	#29
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,098 Thanks: 12,843 Thanked 10,811 Times in 3,836 Posts	Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend ^ This.

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