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Old 09-17-2009, 09:55 PM   #16
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Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend

I wish I have a beard
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Old 09-18-2009, 05:26 PM   #17
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I wish I have a beard
Goddamnit, Kluang.

It is I wish I had a beard.
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Old 09-18-2009, 05:35 PM   #18
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Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend

I wager 10 dollars that beards are more of a turn on for women than correct grammar and spelling
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Old 09-18-2009, 05:36 PM   #19
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I wager 10 dollars that beards are more of a turn on for women than correct grammar and spelling
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Old 09-18-2009, 06:35 PM   #20
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Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend

I dunno man... <_<. I'm not into big santa clause beard things. A little big of facial hair is okay, it bugs me either wise.
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Old 09-18-2009, 06:41 PM   #21
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Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend

not a beard like that.
wow like down the the chest? that's to much! gross

I mean a neatly groomed beard.
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:02 PM   #22
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:11 PM   #23
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Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend

Doug, you would never grow it that long anyways.
you like to look neat and groomed
and sexy
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Old 09-18-2009, 09:33 PM   #24
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Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend

I heard this thing that beards are usually attractive to women who want a sort of "father figure" type of person as their spouse. I don't think it is true, but I thought I should just mention it.
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:50 PM   #25
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Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend

I dunno.
i want doug to be in charge and take care of me
and spank me when i misbehave

i suppose that's kind of father figurish

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Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend

I hate kids who just get told no or receive barley any punishment for when they misbehave, they ussually turn out to be FUCKHEADS!

A good beating when you fuck up is the best way to be bought up, kept me in line.
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Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend

Damn straight
When i go to youth group, you know, volunteering with high school kids and the like
i can tell immediately which kids were spanks when they were young and which weren't.

I usually end up asking them at some point whether they were or not

yeah the douche bags are always the kids who weren't spanked
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Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend

When i finally decide to settle down and plant my seed and let it sprout, that kid will be bought up the way i was, plus the moment that kid can stand we begin training, I will raise my kid to be a WARRIOR....and if he goes round fucking up, I'll let him know...
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^ This.
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:22 PM   #30
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Re: 17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend

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So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.

What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.....

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it might work... until the girl sees this somewhere in the interwebs then you're fucked...

about the spankings...

well... supposedly that would cause him to hate you... also making him more rebellious towards you during his adolescense...
also if you do this in public you can actually damage his self-steem
idk its hard to be a good parent... i dont think i want children till im 30-35

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