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Old 09-15-2009, 11:24 PM   #1
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My Crappy Job

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:


First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.


The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.


But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.


Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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Old 09-15-2009, 11:32 PM   #2
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lol This reminds me of Scooby Doo.
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Old 09-15-2009, 11:42 PM   #3
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http://www.connexion.org/rssitem.cfm...&p=0&id=278446

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Old 09-15-2009, 11:42 PM   #4
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tl;dr

Plus: Weren't you that gaiafag tard?
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Old 09-15-2009, 11:51 PM   #5
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Copy Pasta is very rampant these days... tsk tsk
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:28 AM   #6
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COPYNPASTA FAG
GTFO YOUR NOT FUNNY

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Old 09-16-2009, 01:34 AM   #7
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Old 09-16-2009, 11:39 AM   #8
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FUCK YOU OP.



WOULD BANG.

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Old 09-16-2009, 12:24 PM   #9
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^SAMZIES

ALSO THE CHICK
WHO PLAYED HER IN THE
IRL MOVIE
SHE WAS SO HOT

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Wasn't that Janeen Garawfoolo or however you spell her jew name.
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NO IT WAS THE GURL
WHO PLAYED TEH HOT CHICK
IN GRANDMAS BOY

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Old 09-16-2009, 01:53 PM   #12
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She's actually cuter with the glasses.

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^DO WANT


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No, she isn't.

Debating about the looks of a girl should be left to men.
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YES SHE IS SHREK

I HAVE A SOFT SPOT
FOR GURLZ WITH GLASSES
ESP BLACK FRAMED <3333333333333333333333333333333333

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