i might actually be gay

balmung5000 · 09-16-2009, 01:33 AM

SO NL WE ALL KNOW I HAVE A GF
AND I LOOK AT PR0N
BUT WHAT IVE COME TO REALIZE IN
MY YEARS AS A MAN IS THAT
I DONT LIKE THE WAY A VAGINA LOOKS
NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE FUCKIN A GURL
BUT JUST LOOKIN AT A GURLS LOVE MUFFIN ISNT
REALLY SOMETHING IM INTERESTED IN
LIKE IN PRON WHEN THE CHICK SPREADS HER SHIT
AND USES HER FINGERS NOT INTO IT
BUT I MEAN I DONT MIND GOIN DOWN ON
A GURL IN FACT I KINDA LIKE IT
SO ITS NOT LIKE I COMPLETELY HATE IT
DOES THIS MAKE ME GAY?

TL;DR
I DONT LIKE THE WAY A VIGINA LOOKS
AM I GAY?

cpas

Vanity · 09-16-2009, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by balmung5000

SO NL WE ALL KNOW I HAVE A GF
AND I LOOK AT PR0N
BUT WHAT IVE COME TO REALIZE IN
MY YEARS AS A MAN IS THAT
I DONT LIKE THE WAY A VAGINA LOOKS
NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE FUCKIN A GURL
BUT JUST LOOKIN AT A GURLS LOVE MUFFIN ISNT
REALLY SOMETHING IM INTERESTED IN
LIKE IN PRON WHEN THE CHICK SPREADS HER SHIT
AND USES HER FINGERS NOT INTO IT
BUT I MEAN I DONT MIND GOIN DOWN ON
A GURL IN FACT I KINDA LIKE IT
SO ITS NOT LIKE I COMPLETELY HATE IT
DOES THIS MAKE ME GAY?

TL;DR
I DONT LIKE THE WAY A VIGINA LOOKS
AM I GAY?

cpas

Yes :O

But srsly, ham wallets are ugly. =[

The Madness · 09-16-2009, 02:08 AM

Most are horrific.

Some are awesome.

And by some, I mean 6-12........years old.

naruto_nutty · 09-16-2009, 02:59 AM

I think bal, you just haven't seen the right type of pussiesssssssss!!!

Look around some more, you'll definitely come across a gem soon, and remba opprtunity only knock once, so get in there and get out ASAP

orvell0072006 · 09-16-2009, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by naruto_nutty

I think bal, you just haven't seen the right type of pussiesssssssss!!!

Look around some more, you'll definitely come across a gem soon, and remba opprtunity only knock once, so get in there and get out ASAP

yes..& asian pussycat is best

@ bal i think..you just tired of aggressive gurl ..

**Miburo** · 09-16-2009, 05:44 AM

^Obvious virgin is obvious.

Also, yeah. Vag is usually gross looking. I try not to look directly at them, unless I'm checking for herpes and shit. And I fast-forward through chicks shlicking in pr0n, or dramatically yawn if chicks are doing it near me.

Then again, I'm pretty faggy. lolol

Edit: Arrow was for the nutless naruto, but I guess that works too.

Shrike · 09-16-2009, 06:07 AM

Spend an hour with a loli, and you will see you are not gay.

kluang · 09-16-2009, 06:12 AM

Spend 3 hours making a girl preg you will find your not gay.

Spend nine months with a prggo motherfucker, you wish you were gay

Tabris · 09-16-2009, 09:24 AM

nah, they're ugly
you're not gay
i think being gay isn't not wanting to look at a pussy
it's wanting cock instead

UchihaTaijiya · 09-16-2009, 12:15 PM

Well, you know Bal, looking at pen0r doesn't really do it for me either. But I like to straddle a penis. And I don't wanna go near vajayjays.
In the end the best looking part of guys and girls is their chests. 8] lolololol.

**Mal** · 09-16-2009, 01:24 PM

I object! On the grounds that the ass is the best part.

The Madness · 09-16-2009, 01:30 PM

This thread became infinitely times better with UT conversing on straddling cocks.

Vanity · 09-16-2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UchihaTaijiya

Well, you know Bal, looking at pen0r doesn't really do it for me either. But I like to straddle a penis. And I don't wanna go near vajayjays.
In the end the best looking part of guys and girls is their chests. 8] lolololol.

For men, kinda sorta

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal

I object! On the grounds that the ass is the best part.

^This. Ass totally stomps. And hips for the ladies...mmmm ._.

The Madness · 09-16-2009, 01:37 PM

It depends on the girl as well.

I had this chick who worked with me a while back who had an ass of the gods.

This shit was chiseled from granite and wrapped in silk, it was perfection.

But her tits were too small, and awkwardly spaced.

**Miburo** · 09-16-2009, 01:46 PM

I, for one, think the most important part of a chick is her personality.

09-16-2009, 01:33 AM	#1
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	i might actually be gay SO NL WE ALL KNOW I HAVE A GF AND I LOOK AT PR0N BUT WHAT IVE COME TO REALIZE IN MY YEARS AS A MAN IS THAT I DONT LIKE THE WAY A VAGINA LOOKS NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE FUCKIN A GURL BUT JUST LOOKIN AT A GURLS LOVE MUFFIN ISNT REALLY SOMETHING IM INTERESTED IN LIKE IN PRON WHEN THE CHICK SPREADS HER SHIT AND USES HER FINGERS NOT INTO IT BUT I MEAN I DONT MIND GOIN DOWN ON A GURL IN FACT I KINDA LIKE IT SO ITS NOT LIKE I COMPLETELY HATE IT DOES THIS MAKE ME GAY? TL;DR I DONT LIKE THE WAY A VIGINA LOOKS AM I GAY? cpas

09-16-2009, 02:08 AM	#3
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: i might actually be gay Most are horrific. Some are awesome. And by some, I mean 6-12........years old.

09-16-2009, 02:59 AM	#4
naruto_nutty Cunning Chunin Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: London, posh twats Age: 21 Posts: 673 Thanks: 831 Thanked 239 Times in 175 Posts	Re: i might actually be gay I think bal, you just haven't seen the right type of pussiesssssssss!!! Look around some more, you'll definitely come across a gem soon, and remba opprtunity only knock once, so get in there and get out ASAP __________________ Which of these would you take home Here is Aizen Advert for recruiting Vasto Lordes because I can't imagine how else he does it. Becoming a Vasto Lorde does have its privileges, e.g you get to choose which meal you want today from a menu of hollows (big and small), adjucha, humans and the main course Shinigami's, but wait it's doesnt end there if you rip your mask off, you get the ultra special form of ARRANCAR, this baby comes with special Shinigami powers, extra powerful moves, like Grand-ray Cero and the extremely rare Zanpakuto. So sign up today, offer ends 31st Dec, terms and conditions apply. Please see Gin or Tosen for any further more details. Here is a link to the sexiest thread ever (Visiting my Profile may cause Epileptic Fit/Raucous Laughter)

09-16-2009, 05:44 AM	#6
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: i might actually be gay ^Obvious virgin is obvious. Also, yeah. Vag is usually gross looking. I try not to look directly at them, unless I'm checking for herpes and shit. And I fast-forward through chicks shlicking in pr0n, or dramatically yawn if chicks are doing it near me. Then again, I'm pretty faggy. lolol Edit: Arrow was for the nutless naruto, but I guess that works too.

09-16-2009, 06:07 AM	#7
Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,157 Thanks: 7,863 Thanked 9,852 Times in 2,941 Posts	Re: i might actually be gay Spend an hour with a loli, and you will see you are not gay.

09-16-2009, 06:12 AM	#8
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,659 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: i might actually be gay Spend 3 hours making a girl preg you will find your not gay. Spend nine months with a prggo motherfucker, you wish you were gay __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

09-16-2009, 09:24 AM	#9
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: i might actually be gay nah, they're ugly you're not gay i think being gay isn't not wanting to look at a pussy it's wanting cock instead __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club! Last edited by Tabris; 09-16-2009 at 09:29 AM.

09-16-2009, 12:15 PM	#10
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: i might actually be gay Well, you know Bal, looking at pen0r doesn't really do it for me either. But I like to straddle a penis. And I don't wanna go near vajayjays. In the end the best looking part of guys and girls is their chests. 8] lolololol. __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

09-16-2009, 01:24 PM	#11
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,099 Thanks: 12,847 Thanked 10,814 Times in 3,838 Posts	Re: i might actually be gay I object! On the grounds that the ass is the best part.

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The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: i might actually be gay This thread became infinitely times better with UT conversing on straddling cocks.

09-16-2009, 01:37 PM	#14
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: i might actually be gay It depends on the girl as well. I had this chick who worked with me a while back who had an ass of the gods. This shit was chiseled from granite and wrapped in silk, it was perfection. But her tits were too small, and awkwardly spaced.

09-16-2009, 01:46 PM	#15
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: i might actually be gay I, for one, think the most important part of a chick is her personality.

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