Vengeance

Suigetsu was sent on a mission to retrieve the stolen swords of former mist swordsmen. His mission before getting caught by Orochimaru was to kill Zabuza & Kisame.

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The Special One

(In heaven.)

"Hey, little boy," said Sai. "The name's Haku," said Haku. (Sai rushes in to attack Haku. Everyone has the WTF face on. Haku parries Sai's attack with a Kunai. Sai slowly over powers him and knocks him over.)

"Oh, you're nothing special. I bet you don't even have a penis," said Sai. "Oh my," said Orochimaru. "I do too have a penis; explain big daddy z," said Haku. "He really doesn't," said Zabuza.

(Everyone has the WTF face on; the plot thickens. The scene switches back to the current scenario, Sasuke and kisame catches up to Killer Bee.)

"So yall fast little bums, now Imma beat on ya like yall drums, bums, Oh Yeah," rapped Killer Bee.

"Trash," said Kisame. "It's not trash, my ryhmes bring in cash, Oh yeah. By the way you, why is yo croutch bleedin," asked Killer Bee. "Someone broke my hymen," cried Sasuke. (Sasuke cries tears of blood. Killer Bee and Kisame have the WTF face on.)

"Alright, no more WTF faces. WHy do I even have a hymen, does this make any sense," asked Sasuke. "Umm Sasuke, did you let Mizukage," said Kisame before getting cut off.

"OH, so that was that was," said Sasuke. (Killer Bee and Kisame does a face palm.)

Next Time: WTF!

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The Specialist, forever



^My first thread.lol

Numinous

We should post this in a parody thread, but what the heck...

(In heaven)
Haku's Ghost: What do you mean with "he really doesn't?", Big Daddy Z?
Zabuza's Ghost: Haku... YOU'RE A GIRL!
Orochimaru's Ghost: *Le Gasp* What?!
Haku's Ghost: But...
Zabuza's Ghost: Huge clitoris.
Haku's Ghost: But...
Zabuza's Ghost: Misplaced ovaries.
Haku's Ghost: But...
Zabuza's Ghost: Sewed it.
Haku's Ghost: But...
Zabuza's Ghost: I put testosterone in your tea.
Haku's Ghost: But...
Zabuza's Ghost: Women scare me since the Fifth Mizukage!
Orochimaru's Ghost: Why I've the feeling I missed something in this conversation?

(Back at the Sasuke scene)

Kisame: Dude... didn't Suigetsu warned you?
Sasuke: So that's what he meant when he said "She'll melt your dick!" I thought he meant that Karin was putting my Kevin Federline's DVDs in the oven...

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The Special One

Yeah we would probably make one. Take all the posts that was made and dump them into there... A mod maybe could sticky it.

"Hmm, I just found out something about myself to day," said Haku.

"I lost my interest in you already," said Orochimaru. "You don't have a penis after all said the sighing Sai. (He rushes off with his arms waving in the air all crazy like crying like a little baby.)

"Guess what Big Daddy Z," said Haku. "What is it," asked Zabuza. "I'm pregnant," said Haku. "Blasphemy; that takes the cake right there, that's nasty," said Orochimaru.

"Hmm, somehow my lower snake got stiff. hmm..," thought Orochimaru.

"YOU IDIOT," yelled Zabuza. "PLEASE DON'T PUNCH MY STOMACH," yelled Haku.

(Back on earth? Kabuto arrives.)

"What is up wid these fools poppin out of no where," said Killer Bee. "Sasuke, I'm here to kill you," said Kabuto. "Eat my snake meat," said Sasuke. "Oopps, I don't have that anymore," thought Sasuke.

"This is some bull," said Kisame. (Kabuto is completely scaled.) "You look like a Fuckin Bee Hive," yelled Killer Bee. "Oh yeah, you mama is my queen bee then," smiled Kabuto

"Hells naw! I'm about to sting you ass for real. Real talk," yelled Killer Bee.

Next Time: Kabuto feelz Killer Bee's sting! (CUT!)

"Wait a second! Why am I still here? I'm going to kill Marlene, make Sephiroth feel how it is to lose someone dear to him," said Sasuke.

"Nice try jack ass, but Sephiroth has no one he cares for, his darkness surpasses all creation," said Kisame.

"STFU, I know what I'm talking about. I'm going to kill Tifa," said Sasuke. "WTF that has nothing to do with anything," asked Kisame. "I'm going to kill Barret," said Sasuke. "Now you're just trying to piss me off," said Kisame. (Kisame rushes off.)

"HEY Uchiha Brat, you can't fuck wid Barret," said Raikae.

"Where the hell you come from," asked Sasuke. "Hey Killer Bee, settle your rap fest and move your ass. Oh and Uchiha, don't think I forgot about that low blow shit, that some punk ass shit right there," said Raikage. (with lightning speeds he vanishes.) "I'm going to kill barret," cried Sasuke. (Blood starts pouring from his eyes.)

(In the FF7 world Cloud is sitting next to Barret.)

"Eyy spikey? My senses are telling me some broke down, emo gay sum bitch ass, no dick having pirate mofo is challenging me! ME of all people. THE fuckin Barret. AHHHHH," yelled Barret. (He shoots the place up with his gun hand.)

"WTF," yelled Cloud.

Next: STFU and eat bullets!

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The Specialist, forever



^My first thread.lol

Numinous

(In FF7 world)
Barret: Cloud, to the phone booth!
Cloud: What? Why?
Barret: I got to summon all the biggest motherf*ckers in FF to get that b*tch DOWN!
Cloud: Aren't you overreacting?
Barret: NEVAH!!! (dials some numbers) Bartz?
Bartz: Oh crap, it's Barret!
Barret: I'm going to have an epic clash, wanna come?
Bartz: Does it have cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes in the aftermath lunch?
Barret: Meh, why not?
Bartz: Count on me! (the call ends)
Barret: (dials some numbers) Locke?
Locke: BARRET, IZZAT YOU?!
Barret: Of course it's me! Some guy is challenging me!
Locke: I think that guy is missing a few buttons...
Barret: Yeah, that's what I told Cloud!
Locke: I'm there! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with Kefka! (the call ends)
Barret: (dials some numbers) Squall?
Squall: What?
Barret: Some punk is challenging me, I need your help!
Squall: I'm not your mom.
Barret: Damn right you aren't! Now help me!
Squall: Whatever... (the call ends)
Barret: (dials some numbers) Zidane?
Zidane: Yellow!
Barret: I'm smashing some punk, wanna come?
Zidane: Piece of cake. I'm an escape artist.
Barret: O... k... (hangs up the phone; dials some numbers) Paine?
Cloud: WTF, you called a chick?
Barret: (to Cloud) Shut up, fool! (to Paine) Some fool challenged me, wanna come?
Paine: Who the hell is this?
Barret: It's me, Barret!
Paine: Ok, IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING IT, THEN BRING IT!!!
Barret: That's my girl! (hangs up phone) Now, the broke down, emo gay sum bitch ass, no dick having pirate mofo will go DOWN!
Cloud: You forgot Auron! How could you?!
Barret: Cloud, Auron is DEAD! And he ain't coming back with a Phoenix Down!

(In Heaven)
Auron's Ghost: I love this place.
Hidan's Ghost: I f*cking hate this place! Jashin doesn't exist, how the f*ck is that possible?
Auron's Ghost: Oh, he existed, but my awesomeness killed him within a minute!
Hidan's Ghost: I f*cking like you.
Auron's Ghost: Everyone does. I'm that badass..

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The Special One

(In heaven.)

"DAMN IT TO HELL," yelled Kakuzu. "Just chill, that guys cool," said Hidan.

"If you got a problem with it, you can get out, that simple," said Auron.

"I'm gonna rip heart throat out," yelled Kakuzu. "This is my world, and you're not part of it," said Auron. (He swings his sword so swiftly that he cuts Kakuzu in two.)

"I can't die, I can't die, I'm all ready dead," yelled Kakuzu. (all of a sudden pyreflies forms all around Kakuzu.)

"Pretty lights," said Hidan. "Help me you dumb idiot," yelled Kakuzu.

"What the hell," yelled Kakuzu. "See you in the farplane," grinned Auron. "NOOOO," yelled Kakuzu.

(Through a secret dimension opened up by the forces at be, Barret, Cloud, Zidane, Payne, and Bartz arrive to see Susanoo in its triteness.)

"That punk? He thinks he's so bad in all that black armor... TIME BRING THE PAIN," yelled Payne.

"Gotta go. Got mes a day with some mist lady calling herself a Kage.. Don't know what that means, but I gotta be some where," said Zidane. (He leaves.)

"I'm hungry," said Bartz.

"Look at em. All high and mighty, that broke down, emo gay sum bitch ass, no dick having pirate mofo is gonna fight the strongest summons," said Barret.

"Nahh. This guy is nothing. The Bahumats are too much. Definitely Knights of the Round. Anima would be overkill. Let's use you know who to end it once and for all," said Cloud.

"That's right, him," said Barret.

"It is useless, this is my perfect defense. Nothing, nothing can break it," said Sasuke. "Bitch," said Payne.

"Nothing nothing can break it? WHAT IMPOSSIBLE. (A large blade has slipped horizontally into Suasnoo. It reaches Sasuke's flesh. Soon the blade cuts Suasnoo and Sasuke in half. A huge Swordsmen on top of a horse lands on the ground and then dissapears into nothing.)

"That's ODIN FOR YA BITCH. You ain't nothin but a broke down, emo gay sum bitch ass, no dick having pirate mofo. Don't you ever say some stupid shit like challenging me, THE FUCKING BARRET AHHHHH," yelled Barret. (He fires the bullets everywhere. Everyone goes back into the portal. Payne is disapointed for not doing much. Sasuke lay severed in two. His lower body is laying three feet away from his upper body.)

"Ohh, ohh. Ahhh," groaned Sasuke. (Raikage lands near Sasuke's broken body.)

"I told you Uchiha bitch not to fuck wid Barret. Yo dumb ass got ya self cut in half," said Raikage.

"Help me," said Sasuke. "WHAT," yelled Raikage. "Help me," said Sasuke. "Why should I help you, you attacked my brother," said Raikage. "I apologize; have mercy; please don't leave me here," said Sasuke. "Ok, I'll lend you my power," said Raikage. (He stretches out his arm, though he quickly pulls back.)

"Sike! You a dumb bitch.lol You funny, you funny as shit," Laughed Raikage. "sss yyy," mumbled Sasuke. "Got somethin to say, speak clearer," said Raikage. "you suck," wispered Sasuke. "YOU SUCK," yelled Sasuke. "Hahh, I can walk though dumb ass," yelled Raikage. (He vanishes into nothingness.)

"OHHH. Am I going to die here? Danzou, YOU FUCKIN BASTARD YOU HELPED KILL MY BROTHER," yelled Sasuke before passing out.

"I can give you want you want," said Kabuto. "Am I dead," questioned Sasuke. "No you aren't you queen ass," said Kabuto.

Next Time: Does Sasuke survive

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^My first thread.lol

NeoKakarott023

I'm wondering when Zetsu will come to claim his other half, it's just there to collect data right now. It would be cool if he 'reclaimed' the other half and helped Sasuke escape blowing some poison mist toxin in the room. Sasuke pierces the wall with a chidori nagashi, and Ao begins his fight with Danzou. Ao takes out one of Danzou's nin's and they stop fleeing to battle with Ao. Long story short, Ao slowed down Danzou but gets owned then Sasuke & Karin shows up. By some means in the battle Ao takes out the other nin with Danzou, but Danzou is about to kill Ao, and talking trash about how great he is when Sasuke arrives. This will be a good matchup now because Sasuke's possibly nearing his limit with his MS, and Danzou will have fought twice with his own as well.

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You have dishonored my Family, and a Shaolin Temple...

許 Yurusenai 許
Unforgivable

The Special One

I wonder how bad a shape it is in. Raikage chocked the shit out of it. If Zetsu is smart, he'll wait until things calm down. When I saw it the first time, I thought Raikage killed it, but it is probably alive. Wouldn't make sense of Kishi to Kill Zetsu this early. Though, there is always the dark one...

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The Specialist, forever



^My first thread.lol

Silverblade

Madara steps in..

Madara: Wait what the hell is all of this?
Sasuke: Oh sup Madara, we're just killing time and having fun.
Madara: Fun? You're just messing with a bunch of guys. I see no women or booze.
Sasuke: But Madara!! Didn't Itachi told you?
Madara: Ugh. I was better off killing you both. Cactaur surpasses the Uchiha in power.
Sasuke: The legendary cactus? How come?
Madara: It shoots 10,000 needles at the target. Very hard to avoid. By the way you failed Akatsuki. Now i'll have to kill you.

Sasuke jumps up and whips out his Kusanagi.

Sasuke: Bring it Madara! I will find out your ability.

Raikage: Wait. Madara? EVERYONE RUN!!!!!

-Everyone clears out which leaves Sasuke and Madara to battle.

Madara: NOW PREPARE FOR SOMETHING THAT SURPASSES KYUUBI!!!!!! *Does handseals for 20 minutes.*

Sasuke grips his kusanagi.... 19 minutes later.....

Sasuke: What kind of jutsu is this?

Madara does Jiraiya's dance.

Jiraiya: Fucking poser. Steal my dance and my hair style. Nice.

Madara summoning no jutsu!! Gigantuar (Super cactaur)

Sasuke: A giant Cactaur?! Is this some kind of joke. No problem. *Katon: Fireball jutsu*

Gigantuar: *Yawn*

Gigantaur sidesteps and punts Sasuke across the field and finishes him with 10,000 needles.

Sasuke: ughh.... *gasps for air.* badass jutsu.. Not. *Kishimoto suddenly adds some hax ability. Sasuke sheds his skin and walks.*

Sasuke: Yeah. I fooled you all manga readers. I still have Orochimaru powers!

KYF: Sasuke is so dreamy
Some random NC member: saske is stornger than naruto kewl\
TSO, Numinous, Silverblade, Veng: Pukes. Noo!!!

Celebrity reactions:

Samuel Jackson: THIS MANGA IS SHIT. *Tosses it into the fireplace.* Sasuke is not cool.

Green day: Not cool.

Lady Gaga: *Sniff* *sniff* Sasuke is such a rip off of me!

Drake: Those guys need to get laid..

- Scene switches at some random Japanese place-

Kishimoto(Speaking in Japanese): I'm sorry for having Sasuke like that. But i will make cha-

Kayne steps in out of nowhere. Masashi i'm going to let you finish, but Dragon ball Z was the best manga of all time.

Kishimoto: WHAT?! *Backhands Kayne's big head.* Big head fool! You shalt diss thy manga. Now i'm going to go all Bruce Lee on you!!

Kayne brushes off his shoulder.

Kayne: Jesus walks. *Throws his shutter shades on.*

Masashi: Jesus?! You ain't no jesus. You rip off carebears! now eat my dragonfist!
*Masashi sends his fist crashing into Kayne's jawline.*

Kayne: Okay Masashi. I'mma let you finish punching me, but Jet Li has th-

Masashi *Has an angry tomato face. Punching out Kayne.*

Kayne: the best!

Masashi: HUSH FOO!

Kayne: Dragon

Masashi: AHH!!! *Combo snake style*

Kayne: fist.... ow.... of...ow...alll....tim...ow....ow... time...

Masashi *breaths heavily.. no one disses my work. I am a genius.*

Next time: World wide news. Kayne West gets beaten by the creator of Naruto.

kluang

Sasuke: I'm Happy.
Sasuke: I'm Sad.
Sasuke: I'm Angry.
Sasuke: I'm in Love.
Sasuke: I'm Confused.
Sasuke: I'm Frustrated.
Sasuke: I'm Torn.
Sasuke: I'm Weak.
Sasuke: I'm Emotionally Distraught By The Turn Of Events That Have Been Bestowed Upon Me.

Naruto: Oh, God Aren't You Darth Emo Yet!!

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Myth

Broly" KAKAORTTTTTTTT!!!!

oRO" WHAT?

BROLY" KAKAROTTTTTTTT

Sasuke" he wants a carrot

oro" go get ichigo

next time: who gives a shit.

MGS3-SS

My prediction:

Raikage: Sasuke, fuck your mother!
Sasuke: Awwww

Next Chapter: Raikage rapes Sasuke's mother with his black cock

.:Blood Line Limit:.

for some reason i think tsunades gunna appear.. i dunno i just have that feeling that somone random is gunna jump in... or some surprise technique is gunna be used. this always happens when someones in a bit of trouble in naruto... for example naruto saves kakashi and that from the wierd stringy dude which i cant remember his name.... oh well lets wait and see

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Myth

Proof please?

T9F

mr t pities the fool named sasuke.
^100% proven