Happy Belated Birthday, FG!

**Miburo** · 09-26-2009, 09:58 AM

I saw this and felt bad:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freshgrease

My birthday was August 27. No one made me a birthday thread, but I didn't go attention whoring. Fuck off.

So here you go! Also, I come bearing gifts:

A picture of you on your leet streetbike that you can print out and get framed

Some hinata, yum yum

And holy shit! I'm sure you can find something to do with this

Have a good one, man!

RNB · 09-26-2009, 10:07 AM

I lol'd hard at the bike and the plunger. I sensed both jokes and yet I still laughed.

kluang · 09-26-2009, 10:11 AM

Heppi besday!!!!!!!!!!!

Got you two Hinatas!!!

Shrike · 09-26-2009, 10:39 AM

Holy shit! Ultra turbo new plunger model!

I lol'd hard.

Happy Birthday, FG.

Freshgrease · 09-26-2009, 11:46 AM

Fuck. I should have kept my e-mouth shut.

OG · 09-26-2009, 01:03 PM

defying the laws of physics.

zer0systm · 09-26-2009, 01:17 PM

The part i laughed at most was the Depth gauge on the plunger, caters well for your needs FG...

on a some what related but not related note, i went to a 21st earlier tonight, the kid is an only child and is the sort to do shit for attention like hold his birhtday party on a long weekend the night of the AFL (Australian Rules footy) grand final when he should well know that every cunt will be to pissed to make it to his place having been drinkin since 11.00am, they were giving out birthday speeches and i decided to make my own fun since the party supplied none and cut him off during his speech and quoted kanye west, lulz where had, i drank more booze, i pissed on some guys car, drank more, used my awesome martial arts training to piss in a porta-loo while my mates where rocking it all over the place (since the bastard was mounted on teh back of a trailer), didn't spill a drop. eventually the party ran out of booze i was quite displeased as i was not even tipsy yet, i demanded more alchohol, my mate somehow fuck knows how found me a few cans of jim beam, i'm on to my last can as i type this and hope to discover more booze in my old mans bar fridge when im done, if not i'll be most displeased...Birthday boy put in a weak effort, the cunts twice my size, (was a fat cunt but to his credit lost a fair bit of weight) wasn't even midnight when he couldn't stand and his mates hat to put the shoe's on his feel cause he couldn't stand. there was a depressing lack of pussy at this party.

tl;dr- Went to a 21st, was raved to be the 21st of the century, was FUCKING SHIT! insufficent supply of alcohol, and vagina, birthday boy was a weak cunt who can't hold his piss.

I so wanna drink with the manly warriors of NL

zer0systm · 09-26-2009, 01:18 PM

ALSO FG, i forgots to say Happy belated birthday, think yourself lucky, i don't usually do belated shit as its been and gone and not worth worrying about.....but plunger joke makes me lulz so you get a happy b-day from me =D

Tzu Men · 09-26-2009, 01:40 PM

Eh happy birthday. Genuinely.

Oh and I like the "PURGE" button.

Freshgrease · 09-26-2009, 03:33 PM

I'm glad to be the BUTT of your jokes.

The Madness · 09-26-2009, 04:01 PM

You're fat.

Freshgrease · 09-26-2009, 09:38 PM

Yes indeed.

Azumi · 09-26-2009, 09:40 PM

Belated happy birthday FG. <3

G · 09-26-2009, 09:57 PM

Happy BDay fat boy.

The Madness · 09-26-2009, 10:17 PM

I'd like to hear the story behind the street bike.

09-26-2009, 10:07 AM	#2
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09-26-2009, 10:11 AM	#3
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,419 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,662 Times in 2,101 Posts	Re: Happy Belated Birthday, FG! Heppi besday!!!!!!!!!!! Got you two Hinatas!!! __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality. Last edited by kluang; 09-26-2009 at 10:14 AM.

09-26-2009, 10:39 AM	#4
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09-26-2009, 11:46 AM	#5
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09-26-2009, 01:17 PM	#7
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: Happy Belated Birthday, FG! The part i laughed at most was the Depth gauge on the plunger, caters well for your needs FG... on a some what related but not related note, i went to a 21st earlier tonight, the kid is an only child and is the sort to do shit for attention like hold his birhtday party on a long weekend the night of the AFL (Australian Rules footy) grand final when he should well know that every cunt will be to pissed to make it to his place having been drinkin since 11.00am, they were giving out birthday speeches and i decided to make my own fun since the party supplied none and cut him off during his speech and quoted kanye west, lulz where had, i drank more booze, i pissed on some guys car, drank more, used my awesome martial arts training to piss in a porta-loo while my mates where rocking it all over the place (since the bastard was mounted on teh back of a trailer), didn't spill a drop. eventually the party ran out of booze i was quite displeased as i was not even tipsy yet, i demanded more alchohol, my mate somehow fuck knows how found me a few cans of jim beam, i'm on to my last can as i type this and hope to discover more booze in my old mans bar fridge when im done, if not i'll be most displeased...Birthday boy put in a weak effort, the cunts twice my size, (was a fat cunt but to his credit lost a fair bit of weight) wasn't even midnight when he couldn't stand and his mates hat to put the shoe's on his feel cause he couldn't stand. there was a depressing lack of pussy at this party. tl;dr- Went to a 21st, was raved to be the 21st of the century, was FUCKING SHIT! insufficent supply of alcohol, and vagina, birthday boy was a weak cunt who can't hold his piss. I so wanna drink with the manly warriors of NL __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

09-26-2009, 01:18 PM	#8
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: Happy Belated Birthday, FG! ALSO FG, i forgots to say Happy belated birthday, think yourself lucky, i don't usually do belated shit as its been and gone and not worth worrying about.....but plunger joke makes me lulz so you get a happy b-day from me =D __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

09-26-2009, 01:40 PM	#9
Tzu Men hostis humani generis Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 714 Thanks: 4,012 Thanked 2,699 Times in 860 Posts	Re: Happy Belated Birthday, FG! Eh happy birthday. Genuinely. Oh and I like the "PURGE" button. Last edited by Tzu Men; 09-26-2009 at 01:47 PM.

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