Bears

DarkAztek · 11-04-2009, 09:06 PM

Now I don't mean to be an alarmist here, you people, but I am afraid I have some terrible news. It begins where so much has ended in the past century, in Germany. A new breed of bears has been dispatched and I feel it is safe to say that both Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell were on to something HUGE.

Bears. Fuckin' creepy flesh sacks with claws and teeth. They look like some of the extras from The Road Warrior. Or really, now that I think about it, they're kind of more like another bear breed than ever before as well.

Oh sweet Jesus, what if they have claws on their dongs? (Sorry, my brain goes there... Now get that image out of your head / someone from OT Photoshop that please.)

Jaxon · 11-04-2009, 09:08 PM

I go into a thread expecting the appreciation of large hairy men by the gay community, and I get this?

I'm surprised the Daily Mail didn't blame the hair loss on immigrants.

Freshgrease · 11-04-2009, 09:08 PM

Even Chuck Norris can't fight a bear without getting mauled.

Tabris · 11-04-2009, 10:45 PM

oh good lord you didn't

that bear.... wow... hideous just got a new spokes person

11-04-2009, 09:06 PM	#1
DarkAztek Sand Man Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Massachusetts Age: 30 Posts: 3,324 Thanks: 64 Thanked 583 Times in 190 Posts	Bears Now I don't mean to be an alarmist here, you people, but I am afraid I have some terrible news. It begins where so much has ended in the past century, in Germany. A new breed of bears has been dispatched and I feel it is safe to say that both Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell were on to something HUGE. Bears. Fuckin' creepy flesh sacks with claws and teeth. They look like some of the extras from The Road Warrior. Or really, now that I think about it, they're kind of more like another bear breed than ever before as well. Oh sweet Jesus, what if they have claws on their dongs? (Sorry, my brain goes there... Now get that image out of your head / someone from OT Photoshop that please.) __________________ [CENTER] Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō[/CENTER] [CENTER] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/HookerBodyShots/shark.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [center][b]Filler content[/b][/center] Last edited by DarkAztek; 11-05-2009 at 08:22 AM.

11-04-2009, 09:08 PM	#2
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,491 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: Bears I go into a thread expecting the appreciation of large hairy men by the gay community, and I get this? I'm surprised the Daily Mail didn't blame the hair loss on immigrants.

11-04-2009, 09:08 PM	#3
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11-04-2009, 10:45 PM	#4
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: Bears oh good lord you didn't that bear.... wow... hideous just got a new spokes person __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

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