Justin Bieber: King of Double Standards

**Mal** · 12-17-2009, 08:57 PM

My sister and her friend are currently having a 2-person dance party.

Quote:

Originally Posted by One Time

...
And I'ma be your one guy
You'll be my number one girl
...

Justin is obviously against the subject of this song having any guy other than himself, but she's only his "number one" girl.

One of how many?

**Miburo** · 12-17-2009, 09:12 PM

I'd be surprised if he got more than one, ever.

Clearly likes dongs.

Edit: Wait. loli dance party? Moar about this.

The Madness · 12-17-2009, 10:18 PM

I can't honestly say I relish in crushing such weak targets, but I would definitely drop kick that kid.

That being said, who the fuck is it?

**Mal** · 12-17-2009, 11:46 PM

Some kid who started singing faggy-ass pop songs on YouTube, got moderately internet famous and then signed a record deal via Usher. What makes me laugh currently, is that he is shorter than every chick in his music videos.

Mibs, I tried to get some covert video of said loli dance party, but I pressed the wrong button on my phone and cancelled out what I had recorded.

balmung5000 · 12-18-2009, 02:31 AM

WHO?

cpas

zer0systm · 12-18-2009, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Madness

I can't honestly say I relish in crushing such weak targets, but I would definitely drop kick that kid.

That being said, who the fuck is it?

Fuck a drop kick, fucker aint worth it, muay thai clench AND KNEES TO THE FUCKING FACE FUCK YEAH!

OG · 12-18-2009, 04:19 AM

srly though, isnt that a chick sweater <.<;;

**Miburo** · 12-18-2009, 06:08 AM

^I think so. My grandma has the same exact one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal

Mibs, I tried to get some covert video of said loli dance party, but I pressed the wrong button on my phone and cancelled out what I had recorded.

Noooooooooo! = (

Thanks for trying though, comrade.

balmung5000 · 12-18-2009, 12:50 PM

MAL HOW COULD YOU
GET OUR HOPES UP

cpas

Tabris · 12-18-2009, 02:35 PM

i'm preparing for a banquet tonight, and before hand i'm getting ready with a girl who's in grade 9, i'll see what i can do for you boys.
see if i can get a dance party of our own going

**Mal** · 12-18-2009, 02:53 PM

It's of little, if any, use to them if there is no video.

**Miburo** · 12-18-2009, 04:03 PM

Pics of a naked/barely clothed dance party would be acceptable.

balmung5000 · 12-18-2009, 04:18 PM

BIKINI DANCE PARTY WORKS ALSO

cpas

Darth-Nero · 12-18-2009, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal

My sister and her friend are currently having a 2-person dance party.

Justin is obviously against the subject of this song having any guy other than himself, but she's only his "number one" girl.

One of how many?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

I'd be surprised if he got more than one, ever.

Clearly likes dongs.

**Tsuna** · 12-19-2009, 01:18 AM

^LAWL

also Bieber makes me giggle, his song is cute in a faggy kind of way.

12-17-2009, 09:12 PM	#2
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber: King of Double Standards I'd be surprised if he got more than one, ever. Clearly likes dongs. Edit: Wait. loli dance party? Moar about this.

12-17-2009, 10:18 PM	#3
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,643 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber: King of Double Standards I can't honestly say I relish in crushing such weak targets, but I would definitely drop kick that kid. That being said, who the fuck is it?

12-17-2009, 11:46 PM	#4
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,112 Thanks: 12,935 Thanked 10,883 Times in 3,862 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber: King of Double Standards Some kid who started singing faggy-ass pop songs on YouTube, got moderately internet famous and then signed a record deal via Usher. What makes me laugh currently, is that he is shorter than every chick in his music videos. Mibs, I tried to get some covert video of said loli dance party, but I pressed the wrong button on my phone and cancelled out what I had recorded.

12-18-2009, 02:31 AM	#5
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber: King of Double Standards WHO? cpas

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OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 26 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,244 Thanked 4,189 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber: King of Double Standards srly though, isnt that a chick sweater <.<;;

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Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,584 Thanked 4,313 Times in 1,961 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber: King of Double Standards i'm preparing for a banquet tonight, and before hand i'm getting ready with a girl who's in grade 9, i'll see what i can do for you boys. see if i can get a dance party of our own going __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

12-18-2009, 02:53 PM	#11
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,112 Thanks: 12,935 Thanked 10,883 Times in 3,862 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber: King of Double Standards It's of little, if any, use to them if there is no video.

12-18-2009, 04:03 PM	#12
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber: King of Double Standards Pics of a naked/barely clothed dance party would be acceptable.

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balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber: King of Double Standards BIKINI DANCE PARTY WORKS ALSO cpas

12-19-2009, 01:18 AM	#15
Tsuna ♪S♥NE~소녀시대♪♪ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 193 Thanked 2,472 Times in 1,140 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber: King of Double Standards ^LAWL also Bieber makes me giggle, his song is cute in a faggy kind of way.

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