2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive

G · 12-20-2009, 04:20 PM

Well, it's not widespread knowledge but a lot of black men die from asphyxiation in the snow. Because snow combines our two greatest natural fears: large masses of water, and whiteness. If we go into snow higher than twelve inches, we feel like we're in some sort of body of water (our weakness), and ALSO feel as if we're surrounded by our more secondary weakness (large groups of white people). So a lot of us believe there's a bunch of little white guys grabbing our ankles and pulling us down into the snowy depths and we think we're being drowned. I'm posting this as one of the surviving black men of this horrible two day storm, my friends, I survived.

Also, cocks.

UchihaTaijiya · 12-22-2009, 03:55 PM

It snowed for one night down here.

And it was pretty.

And when I woke up the next day, it was all gone.

I was sayud.

But I got PICTUREZ.
8]

zer0systm · 12-23-2009, 12:56 AM

swap you guys some red dirt for some snow...

I'll even throw in a kangaroo...

Tabris · 12-23-2009, 11:14 AM

give me your mailing address, I'll send you some
in a cooler

zer0systm · 12-23-2009, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabris

give me your mailing address, I'll send you some
in a cooler

srsly?

/10char

**Miburo** · 12-23-2009, 06:15 PM

I'll send you some snow and a shitload of cool american shit if you send me a kangaroo. Dead serious.

Darth-Nero · 12-23-2009, 06:51 PM

Also..Deja vu.

zer0systm · 12-23-2009, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

I'll send you some snow and a shitload of cool american shit if you send me a kangaroo. Dead serious.

Just for that i'm throwing in a Koala as well <333333

12-20-2009, 04:20 PM	#1
G S-Ranked Negro Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The Heights Posts: 2,756 Thanks: 393 Thanked 1,261 Times in 458 Posts	2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive Well, it's not widespread knowledge but a lot of black men die from asphyxiation in the snow. Because snow combines our two greatest natural fears: large masses of water, and whiteness. If we go into snow higher than twelve inches, we feel like we're in some sort of body of water (our weakness), and ALSO feel as if we're surrounded by our more secondary weakness (large groups of white people). So a lot of us believe there's a bunch of little white guys grabbing our ankles and pulling us down into the snowy depths and we think we're being drowned. I'm posting this as one of the surviving black men of this horrible two day storm, my friends, I survived. Also, cocks.

12-22-2009, 03:55 PM	#2
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive It snowed for one night down here. And it was pretty. And when I woke up the next day, it was all gone. I was sayud. But I got PICTUREZ. 8] __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

12-23-2009, 12:56 AM	#3
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive swap you guys some red dirt for some snow... I'll even throw in a kangaroo... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

12-23-2009, 11:14 AM	#4
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive give me your mailing address, I'll send you some in a cooler __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

12-23-2009, 06:15 PM	#6
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive I'll send you some snow and a shitload of cool american shit if you send me a kangaroo. Dead serious.

12-23-2009, 06:51 PM	#7
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,556 Thanked 1,632 Times in 655 Posts	Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive Also..Deja vu.

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