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Old 12-20-2009, 04:20 PM   #1
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2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive

Well, it's not widespread knowledge but a lot of black men die from asphyxiation in the snow. Because snow combines our two greatest natural fears: large masses of water, and whiteness. If we go into snow higher than twelve inches, we feel like we're in some sort of body of water (our weakness), and ALSO feel as if we're surrounded by our more secondary weakness (large groups of white people). So a lot of us believe there's a bunch of little white guys grabbing our ankles and pulling us down into the snowy depths and we think we're being drowned. I'm posting this as one of the surviving black men of this horrible two day storm, my friends, I survived.

Also, cocks.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:55 PM   #2
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Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive

It snowed for one night down here.

And it was pretty.

And when I woke up the next day, it was all gone.

I was sayud.

But I got PICTUREZ.
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And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do
You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you

If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by
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I must have somehow slept the whole night

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And if the hawks in the trees need the dead
If you're living you don't stand a chance
For a time though you share the same bed
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You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds
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So for those of you falling in love keep it kind
Keep it good
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Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

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Old 12-23-2009, 12:56 AM   #3
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Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive

swap you guys some red dirt for some snow...

I'll even throw in a kangaroo...
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give me your mailing address, I'll send you some
in a cooler
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I'll send you some snow and a shitload of cool american shit if you send me a kangaroo. Dead serious.
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Also..Deja vu.
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I'll send you some snow and a shitload of cool american shit if you send me a kangaroo. Dead serious.
Just for that i'm throwing in a Koala as well <333333
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