Out with a snarky bang

DarkAztek · 01-29-2010, 08:17 PM

Well since I haven't yet lost my smod powers and I am done. Indeed, I don't really care about what happens for posting this here. Anyway, enjoy the following conversation (potentially evolving).

Sent to me today by skywalker42:

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Hi there

I would like to make a post I'm gona call it "naruto's heterosexuality" in which I will attempt to prove Naruto's heterosexuality without insulting the previous poster of "naruto's homosexuality"?

I realised that no one actually made a post for this, the only thing was done was lot's of arguments, insults, even sadly to moderator not you the other one got in on it aswell.

i'm near to completion of it and hopefully will be ready by say monday

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Why did he even write to me? Why should I care? Am I the mommy of the site, forever forced to tell her kids how late they can stay up? Fuck this shit. I'm having fun.
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You know, I'm honestly surprised that you want to create such a thread. Spite is an ugly color, my friend. Did it ever occur to you that I posted in that thread for a more intimate, personal reason? I am a homosexual, sir. I am LGBTerrific and I won't let your little sourpuss sprinkle-pants party ruin something so genuine.

Naruto is a homosexual, I know for more reasons than I can freely, publicly admit without drawing media attention to certain powerful politicians. If you do not believe me, I will have a scientific team (IE: my former high school's science-nerd patrol) create an experiment. They will use THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD to interview me and then I shall amaze and astound: I can tell you the exact number of bright blonde pubes on Naruto's underpants area. INCLUDING TAINT!

Then, after this fact is proven I shall have a lawyer drop up some papers. Do you know what these papers will do? They will IP BAN you from the Internet. Yes, even the Chinese one and only Google could potentially get you back onto your Twitter account again.

So go ahead, create that thread if you have the balls... And the obviously apparent living, beating heart of hatred and intolerance. Twenty-ten is OUR year, you bigot. The truth will come out and hopefully you will live long enough online to see the rainbow revolution.

Now good DAY to you, sir! I have some cock to suck.

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And in case none of you knew, I am actually bi and my boyfriend helped me think of a few of these quips. Anyway... It's been real, people! Thanks for the rare, but fun belly-laughs.
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Part 2: In which concessions are made...
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Originally Posted by whateverhisnameis

Well I am truly sorry you feel that I am trying to insult your or your homosexuality, I know personally homosexual people and I interact with them, this is actually a first for me, to be attacked so ruthlessly because I am generally an understanding person. I don't let something like this stop me from seeing good things about people.

I just thought that I could for the sake of duality post this thread, for purely the sake of conversation, It saddens me to see people insult each other so much over something they both love. We all love Naruto, if to you he is a homosexual and that's cool, I just wanted to mention to me he is heterosexual and perhaps we could find some common ground on our ideas...
and to be clear i'm not feeling spiteful at all =)

have a good day

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Maybe if I throw in some actual, non-crazy logic then he might not care.
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Originally Posted by DarkAzekt

Just because you "know and interact with" gay people does not quench the flames of hate you have already started. I know many, many Native Americans and am friends with them as well... But that doesn't change the fact I think of them as barely-human savages who are all alcoholics that deserve to be treated like cattle.

You clearly are not creating the thread for "duality." You're reviving a dead thread. The thread itself already took the exact opposite stance you are writing about... A debate, a discussion, a discourse where people disagree ALREADY HAS BOTH SIDES. If you read the old thread, you could see that what you are doing is nothing short of redundant.

Why should it matter to you what Naruto does when he is alone? The private, intimate, sensually sweaty stuff that goes on behind closed Japanese doors in Naruto's world aren't about you. How self-centered are you? You care THAT much that you have to go against Naruto's open statement of being gay - his own pride - his NINJA WAY?

Sir, your sexual preference bigotry is at extreme levels. I have already sent a message to my close, personal friends Ted Olson and David Boies. They have agreed to put out a warrant for your temporary arrest. They shall then FORCE you to become a key witness as proof of the hate that still resides for gay people in the Perry v. Schwarzenegger case.

Let's see if you have the COURAGE and MORAL FORTITUDE to admit your terrible prejudice to the world, not just this shitty forum.

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Part 3, in which we go for the heart:
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Originally Posted by skywalker42

How can be the self-centered when I'm trying help see people a different side. Have you bothered to read my 2 posts (which have been locked, probably for the best)

My point is that we could differ sure, but we both like Naruto and check this out that you and I can have in common.
I don't agree with you on the point that one can be friends with others and hold them in low regard. It's not my way of doing things. I respect everyone even if it means that I am the one who's inconvenienced.

Perry vs Schwarzenegger? is that a court case? (sorry i'm not American, but i'll look it up)

Well I am genuinely sorry if I came across as being prejudice, i was just trying to create some peace

well i hope you have good sir
cheers mate =)

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Uh oh, I think he's on to me. I better end it on a strong note.
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Originally Posted by DarkAztek

You see, sir, I have a very strong personal attachment to the thread you are critically assaulting. You see, my lover is from outside of the United States of America. Seeing as how I refuse to move to his degenerate, filthy home country, we are currently separated. He works here on a visa that expires every year and every single year we are together we have to worry more and more.

You see, if gay marriage is not recognized in these United States, the very person who gives me meaning in my life would be taken from me. This country's tyrannical laws tied to what constitutes a marriage could emotionally CRIPPLE me for life.

You see, young Sky Walker, Naruto and I are tied forever at the heart. Please do not get me wrong, whenever I see someone do what you do, THIS is the passion that is evoked from me. The future Hokage and I already are told we are not legitimate by the government... Do you really have to spit at us as well?

Tearfully yours,
Charles Oissubke Hankerton

G · 01-29-2010, 08:18 PM

you fucking tease

Nerox · 01-29-2010, 08:21 PM

that guy is hilarious ^^

i hope he answers or creates the thread :>

**Miburo** · 01-29-2010, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkAztek

And in case none of you knew, I am actually bi and my boyfriend helped me think of a few of these quips.

Aw, you didn't have to give me any credit. You're such a sweetheart. <3333

Jaxon · 01-29-2010, 08:49 PM

I want to read skywanker's thread.

manta · 01-29-2010, 09:52 PM

I kinda knew it.

Shrike · 01-29-2010, 09:56 PM

@Jaxon - You probably won't be able to.

DA must have scared him shitless.

Edit:

Oh shi, wait he already posted it:

http://forums.narutocentral.com/showthread.php?t=51283

Edit2: tl;dr :/

Jaxon · 01-29-2010, 10:00 PM

Loool at him giving a shit about a thread from before Christmas.

zer0systm · 01-29-2010, 10:13 PM

holy shit that was gay, kid is in need of a life

Scientia · 01-29-2010, 11:08 PM

Right, because it's not like Tzu Men typed up a long post similar to that either. =/

The Madness · 01-29-2010, 11:22 PM

Actually.......

**Miburo** · 01-30-2010, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Fayrra

Right, because it's not like Tzu Men typed up a long post similar to that either. =/

You're completely fucking retarded if you think Tzu or his post can be compared to that kid and his posts in a way that shows similarities in "gayness" or "needing a life."

And on a related note, you're also a fag. I make fun of you because you're seriously and legitimately pretty stupid, just like the vast majority of people. Just thought I'd let you know, sheep.

Also, man up and be honest for a moment. How many complaints have you made privately, either through email or private message? Just curious.

Shrike · 01-30-2010, 06:34 AM

I kinda feel sorry for him taking it so seriously. I am just that nice today.

@Fayrra - Are you trying to say that, because Tzu took effort to type all that, he cares about the subject at hand and is in need to prove his point? Lol if you are.

Btw guys, it seems that our Narutards are getting a bit better. They aren't as much OMGGG HE WOUDDA SO PWNZZZZ HIM retarded. They learned to take a joke or two. Nice.

Also, Naruto is still a pussy. And gay.

Tzu Men · 01-30-2010, 07:40 AM

Are people still upset by that thread? Goddamn lol.

**Miburo** · 01-30-2010, 08:14 AM

People hate the truth.

01-29-2010, 08:18 PM	#2
G S-Ranked Negro Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The Heights Posts: 2,756 Thanks: 393 Thanked 1,261 Times in 458 Posts	Re: Out with a snarky bang you fucking tease

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Nerox Mah'alleinir Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Golden Hall Posts: 743 Thanks: 2,254 Thanked 2,671 Times in 1,262 Posts	Re: Out with a snarky bang that guy is hilarious ^^ i hope he answers or creates the thread :>

01-29-2010, 08:49 PM	#5
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,594 Thanked 12,487 Times in 3,669 Posts	Re: Out with a snarky bang I want to read skywanker's thread.

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manta No Leaf Clover Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Tropic Age: 26 Posts: 411 Thanks: 1,017 Thanked 1,357 Times in 703 Posts	Re: Out with a snarky bang I kinda knew it. __________________

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Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,162 Thanks: 7,878 Thanked 9,863 Times in 2,946 Posts	Re: Out with a snarky bang @Jaxon - You probably won't be able to. DA must have scared him shitless. Edit: Oh shi, wait he already posted it: http://forums.narutocentral.com/showthread.php?t=51283 Edit2: tl;dr :/ Last edited by Shrike; 01-29-2010 at 09:58 PM.

01-29-2010, 10:00 PM	#8
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,594 Thanked 12,487 Times in 3,669 Posts	Re: Out with a snarky bang Loool at him giving a shit about a thread from before Christmas.

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zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: Out with a snarky bang holy shit that was gay, kid is in need of a life __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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Scientia Mathematics Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: FL Posts: 310 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 203 Times in 124 Posts	Re: Out with a snarky bang Right, because it's not like Tzu Men typed up a long post similar to that either. =/ __________________ ------------------------------------------ "There was a footpath leading across fields in New Southgate, and I used to go there alone to watch the sunset and contemplate suicide. I did not, however, commit suicide, because I wished to know more of Mathematics."

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Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,162 Thanks: 7,878 Thanked 9,863 Times in 2,946 Posts	Re: Out with a snarky bang I kinda feel sorry for him taking it so seriously. I am just that nice today. @Fayrra - Are you trying to say that, because Tzu took effort to type all that, he cares about the subject at hand and is in need to prove his point? Lol if you are. Btw guys, it seems that our Narutards are getting a bit better. They aren't as much OMGGG HE WOUDDA SO PWNZZZZ HIM retarded. They learned to take a joke or two. Nice. Also, Naruto is still a pussy. And gay.

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Tzu Men hostis humani generis Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 714 Thanks: 4,010 Thanked 2,698 Times in 859 Posts	Re: Out with a snarky bang Are people still upset by that thread? Goddamn lol.

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