Gong Xi Fa Choi - Page 2

kluang · 02-17-2010, 05:26 AM

Its more like this......

Me: Tauke, you got new stock?

Tauke: Got new arrival from Viet, Indon, Philiphine and Ukraine. Which you want?

Me: I want Philiphines little girl. You got?

Tauke: Little Girl ah? Wait let me call my supplier.

After he call.

Tauke: You lucky man. We got new fresh stock just arrive. Virgin never touch men type one. 11 and 12 years old.

Me: You trick her ah?

Tauke: Business maa. You want?

Me: How much?

Boss: For you ah, RM300.

Me: Tauke, 200 can ah?

Tauke: 250, friend. I want to eat too.

Me: Ok.

Tauke: My friend will send her to your hotel room ok.

Azumi · 02-17-2010, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kluang

Its more like this......

Me: Tauke, you got new stock?

Tauke: Got new arrival from Viet, Indon, Philiphine and Ukraine. Which you want?

Me: I want Philiphines little girl. You got?

Tauke: Little Girl ah? Wait let me call my supplier.

After he call.

Tauke: You lucky man. We got new fresh stock just arrive. Virgin never touch men type one. 11 and 12 years old.

Me: You trick her ah?

Tauke: Business maa. You want?

Me: How much?

Boss: For you ah, RM300.

Me: Tauke, 200 can ah?

Tauke: 250, friend. I want to eat too.

Me: Ok.

Tauke: My friend will send her to your hotel room ok.

lol It says a lot.

**Miburo** · 02-17-2010, 05:26 PM

How much is 250RM in real money?

Edit: Never mind. Stopped being lazy and checked myself. MYR(Which I guess is the same as RM)250 = $73.10. Seems rather pricey for a loli mudhutter, if you ask me.

What's the average income where you can live comfortably in Malaysia, Kluang? Like, if I went over there with around MYR4000 would I be a set for life?

Also, I'm guessing you're some village chief or something like that, right? So if I went over there and said I knew Kluang they wouldn't try harvesting my organs while I'm sleeping, and give me sweet deals on loli, and whatnot. Yeah?

Azumi · 02-17-2010, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

How much is 250RM in real money?

Edit: Never mind. Stopped being lazy and checked myself. MYR(Which I guess is the same as RM)250 = $73.10. Seems rather pricey for a loli mudhutter, if you ask me.

What's the average income where you can live comfortably in Malaysia, Kluang? Like, if I went over there with around MYR4000 would I be a set for life there?

Also, I'm guessing you're some village chief or something like that, right? So if I went over there and said I knew Kluang they wouldn't try harvesting my organs while I'm sleeping, and give me sweet deals on loli, and whatnot. Yeah?

You'd be entitled to get a free ride to his super cool bike, too. xD If I remember it right, Kluang owns one of Klites' badass bikes.

**Miburo** · 02-17-2010, 06:48 PM

Eh, I would just get one of these things to get from village to village:

I'd be the white guy.

Jaxon · 02-17-2010, 07:05 PM

Necessary headgear.

Tabris · 02-17-2010, 08:45 PM

did you hear that? you'd get a ride TO his bike.
then you just get to look at it.

Azumi · 02-17-2010, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Eh, I would just get one of these things to get from village to village:

I'd be the white guy.

Lol Yeah, primitive. =D

@tabris: it's called Konglish, bish.

T9F · 02-17-2010, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azumi

Lol Yeah, primitive. =D

primitive?
more like fucking awesome.

Tabris · 02-17-2010, 09:57 PM

i believe it's called prejudice, actually
you think a white man doesn't know how to ride a bike?
he doesn't just want a ride TO it, he ALSO wants to ride the bike.
don't try to keep things from him

and it's spelled "bitch"

02-17-2010, 05:26 AM	#16
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,426 Thanks: 3,199 Thanked 4,697 Times in 2,110 Posts	Re: Gong Xi Fa Choi Its more like this...... Me: Tauke, you got new stock? Tauke: Got new arrival from Viet, Indon, Philiphine and Ukraine. Which you want? Me: I want Philiphines little girl. You got? Tauke: Little Girl ah? Wait let me call my supplier. After he call. Tauke: You lucky man. We got new fresh stock just arrive. Virgin never touch men type one. 11 and 12 years old. Me: You trick her ah? Tauke: Business maa. You want? Me: How much? Boss: For you ah, RM300. Me: Tauke, 200 can ah? Tauke: 250, friend. I want to eat too. Me: Ok. Tauke: My friend will send her to your hotel room ok. __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

02-17-2010, 05:26 PM	#18
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Gong Xi Fa Choi How much is 250RM in real money? Edit: Never mind. Stopped being lazy and checked myself. MYR(Which I guess is the same as RM)250 = $73.10. Seems rather pricey for a loli mudhutter, if you ask me. What's the average income where you can live comfortably in Malaysia, Kluang? Like, if I went over there with around MYR4000 would I be a set for life? Also, I'm guessing you're some village chief or something like that, right? So if I went over there and said I knew Kluang they wouldn't try harvesting my organs while I'm sleeping, and give me sweet deals on loli, and whatnot. Yeah?

02-17-2010, 06:48 PM	#20
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Gong Xi Fa Choi Eh, I would just get one of these things to get from village to village: I'd be the white guy.

02-17-2010, 07:05 PM	#21
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,397 Thanks: 3,608 Thanked 12,540 Times in 3,691 Posts	Re: Gong Xi Fa Choi Necessary headgear.

02-17-2010, 08:45 PM	#22
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,576 Thanked 4,305 Times in 1,958 Posts	Re: Gong Xi Fa Choi did you hear that? you'd get a ride TO his bike. then you just get to look at it. __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

02-17-2010, 09:57 PM	#25
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,576 Thanked 4,305 Times in 1,958 Posts	Re: Gong Xi Fa Choi i believe it's called prejudice, actually you think a white man doesn't know how to ride a bike? he doesn't just want a ride TO it, he ALSO wants to ride the bike. don't try to keep things from him and it's spelled "bitch" __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club! Last edited by Tabris; 02-17-2010 at 10:01 PM.

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