492 Predictions/Spoilers

killerrabbit9 · 04-14-2010, 05:31 PM

Predict away!

My prediction may not be until Saturday, I'm busy the next few days.

Emissary of Justice · 04-14-2010, 06:19 PM

Funny training stuff yet not worth waiting a week for overall and hopefully more hints to Tobi's true identity. I feel bad for whoever bothers still writing full length predictions this week.

Zharoth · 04-14-2010, 06:37 PM

I predict a chapter with 15 pages, maybe, so we get some improvement.

Numinous · 04-14-2010, 06:52 PM

Couldn't resist...

Spoof Prediction

(On the boat)
Kirabi: So that’s the deal, uh?
Naruto: Can you train me, pretty please?!
Kirabi: Yeah, whiskers dude. But only if you show me your Enka skills.
Naruto: Of course!
Yamato: Why do I feel this won’t end well...?
Kirabi: ♪ Aww shit, get your towels ready, it’s about to go down! ♪
Naruto: ♪ Yeah, shawty… ♪
Kirabi: ♪ Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck! ♪
Naruto: ♪ Yeah, shawty… ♪
Kirabi: ♪But stay on your motherfuckin toes, we runnin this, let's go! ♪
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat! I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat! ♪
Kirabi: ♪ I'm on a boat ,motherfucker, take a look at me, straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea, bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat, you can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat! ♪
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ Take a picture, trick! I'm on a boat, bitch! We training Bijuu style, cause it's so flippy! ♪
Kirabi: ♪ I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies, I'm flippin swords, you at Uchiha's straight flippin copies! I'm ridin on a oxtupus, doin flips and shit, this oxtupus' splashin, gettin everybody all wet, but this ain't One Piece, this is real as it gets, I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget! ♪
Naruto: ♪ I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed manga to compete with! I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Luffy. If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me! ♪
Kirabi: ♪ Get the fuck up, this boat is real! ♪
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker! Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker! ♪
Yamato: Are you insulting me?
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker! The boat engine make noise, motherfucker! Hey pa, if you could see me now, arms spread wide on the starboard bow, gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow, against the Juubi, anything is possible! ♪
Naruto: ♪ Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat, it's a big blue watery road. Ero-Sennin, look at me, oh (all hands on the deck)! Never thought I'd see the day when a big boat comin my way. Believe me when I say, I fucked Sasuke! ♪ (everyone is shocked)
Yamato: I knew it….
Kumogakure nin: Well, someone’s out of the closet….
Kirabi: Dude…
Naruto: What?
Kirabi: That last line, it was so… fucking pro, dattebayo!
Yamato: WHAT?! You didn’t just say dattebayo!
Naruto: Yeah, I know, dattebayo!
Yamato: Shit!
Kirabi & Naruto: Dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo datt-
Yamato: Fuck this, I’m out of here! (jumps to the water)
Kirabi: Geez… dude got issues…

(In the Island)
Jack: (with Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Jin and Sun, crossing the plains) I have no idea what is making these sounds…
Kate: What if it’s polar bears?
Hurley: Dude, I ate them on the way.
Sayid: That explains a LOT of things…
Jack: We’re almost at the source… (sees Kirabi and Naruto in Eight-Tails version 2 and Kn6, respectively) What the…
Jin: Ige mwoya?! *
Sun: Chogsu gang-gan! **
Kirabi: Now, you must create a cool catchphrase… like “Now you’ll get the Texas Longhorn!” That way, people will awe at you, dattebayo!
Naruto: Hummm… Go, Fox News, dattebayo!
Kirabi: That was weak, dattebayo!
Yamato: (in fetal position) Find the happy place… find the happy place…
Jack: What is happening here?
Yamato: Two knuckleheads rapping… and Adam Sandler ruining the pacing of the manga with the damn remote…
Adam Sandler: (In a Mokuton cage, trying to reach the remote) But I want it to scratch my heiny!
Seagull: (laughing hysterically) He’s so damn funny!
Adam Sandler: I don’t like when the ninja slaps me with his wood…
Seagull: (laughing hysterically) He’s a genius, I tell you!
Yamato: Wait, wait… references to Family Guy, the movie Click, Fox News, Lost, One Piece and The Lonely Island? If I know Numinous well, this spoof lacks a Final Fantasy reference. (looks around) Well, maybe not. I just hope Kakashi-senpai is doing better than me….

*What the hell?!
** Tentacle rape!

(In Naruto’s house)
Kakashi: (raiding the house) Damn, there must be something in this mess from Jiraiya, I need something new to do… Tsunade took my place as Hokage, just my luck… (grabs a black book) What is this…. “Black Bible” by Uzumaku Naruto?! (opens the book) I didn’t know Naruto was into relig- HOLY MOTHER OF ALL FAPPING!

(In a meeting room)
Kurenai (breastfeeding a little baby): My fellow members of the Forgotten Characters Syndicate, I present to you our new companions on the fight for screentime, Suigetsu and Juugo! (applaused are heard)
Juugo: It feels so good to have people that know our pain.
Suigetsu: Hey, Kurenai, I didn’t know you already had the baby!
Kurenai: Do you think Kishimoto cares? I had little Sarutobi between chapters 455 and 456, but he didn’t care the least.
Hinata: At least you had some quality time with your hubby, my confession is still unanswered!
Yuugao: Whiny bitches, I’m the living proof of “Kishi doesn’t care”!
Suigetsu: Well, Kishi sucks, so who cares?!
Juugo: Speaking about sucking, isn’t odd that Naruto is sucking so many animals?

(In the island)
Yamato: Naruto, stop sucking Kimahri!
Naruto: But he hasn’t reached his Overdrive yet!
Kirabi: Well, there’s your Final Fantasy reference…

Najiro · 04-14-2010, 07:05 PM

Awesoem lol

The Special One · 04-14-2010, 09:10 PM

Long prediction this week…

Quote:

Another Specialist Prediction

-Uzumaki Naruto and Killer Bee

(The Squid takes a dip back into the sea, which splashes water onto the boat, as a small tidal wave is created. Naruto and the gang brace themselves as the boat prepares to tip over.)

Naruto: OH NOO! (Naruto grabs his face with both hands.)

Yamato: CRAPPP!

Unnamed Konoha shinobi: I can’t SWIM!

Cloud Ninja: SAVE US KILLER BEE-SAMA!

(Killer Bee, who is in partial Bijuu form acknowledges.)

Killer Bee: I’ight, Hold on Tight! (Killer Bee lifts up his arms, which commands the several tentacles surrounding him to grab hold of the ship and lift it up into the air long enough for the tides to subside. Naruto and the gang begin sliding across the boat, trying to find anything to gain a foot hold on.)

Cloud Ninja: Steady!

Killer Bee: A, OK!?

(Everyone on the ship says yes, or agrees in some nonverbal way. Killer Bee then lowers the boat carefully back onto the water.)

Yamato: *sigh*

Naruto: SOOO COOOL!

(Yamato looks at Naruto and sighs. Killer Bee then reverts back to his human form in mid-air and does a series of impressive flips through the air until he lands on the boat. Naruto looks amused.)

Killer Bee: Oh yeah! I have arrived! (Naruto begins clapping uncontrollably. He then walks over to Killer Bee to apparently greet him.)

Naruto: Amazing! Looking at your gear and forehead protector, you must be the Jinchuuriki from the Cloud Village! So, you made it out ok! That’s great Mr. Octopus sir! I’m also a Jinchuuriki! The Kyuubi’s Jinchuuriki!

Killer Bee: Huh... Ah, I heard about you, my Bro said something earlier about it. Looks like imma have to kick it wit you goons for a spell.

(Killer Bee then begins to walk off. Naruto quickly grabs Killer Bee’s cloth, stopping him, meanwhile their boat then docks at the island. )

Naruto (in thought): Hmm, that sword on his back looks familiar…

Killer Bee: Wat is it kiddo?

Naruto: Umm, Mr. Octopu-(Killer Bee cuts him off.)

Killer Bee: It’s Killer Bee!

Naruto: Mr. Killer Bee sir! Can you take me under your wing!?

Yamato (in thought): So that’s what it’s about.

Cloud Ninja: Looks like he’s taking a liking to you, eh Bee?

Konoha Ninja: What! The Savior of Konoha needing teaching! That’s absurd!

Killer Bee: Buzz off! I just wanna chill, so dude, just take a pill!

Naruto: Please MR. KILLER BEE! I train hard and never give in! I need to be able to do what you do! I NEED TO! To control the Kyuubi and face the man with such power in his eyes!

(Naruto pictures his last meeting with Sasuke. Killer Bee is shocked a little and has a flash back to witnessing Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu from Sasuke.)

It’s all part of the prophecy! Whether the world is saved, or it meets its disaster depends on this pivotal point! So I ask you again. (Naruto gets on his knees and then places his hands on the ground and prostrates himself. Yamato and the Konoha ninja look away in embarrassment.) Please… Will you teach me how to control the Kyuubi?

(The Cloud ninja walks over to Killer Bee and touches his shoulder.)

Cloud Ninja: Hey, why don’t you give it a shot? You see how sincere he is. I don’t buy his prophecy thing, but look at the odds stacked against the allied forces.

Killer Bee: But Bro and the bigwigs made their decision! Actually, I don’t give a damn what happens to the world! (Naruto gets angered a little.)

Cloud Ninja: Killer Bee, you can’t seriously think that?

Killer Bee: All I am is a tool! That’s what I’ve been all my life! (Naruto starts to understand Killer Bee a little.) No time to play, just fight! I’ve been protecting the cloud ever since I became old enough to hold a Kunai, so I knew how I’d die! BUT NOW! This is the first time I’m actually free, free as a Bee as you can see. (Naruto stands up.)

Naruto: But don’t you feel anything for your friends! You’d just leave them behind!

Killer Bee: I can ask you the same question, right kiddo?

Naruto: Hmm?

Killer Bee: Don’t tellz me you came on this ship and didn’t know what was up!

Naruto: I’m following a prophecy! In the event that I have to leave, I will… But first thing first, I need to learn how to master the Kyuubi’s chakra, SO THAT I CAN PROTECT MY FRIENDS AND EVERYONE ELSE!

(Killer Bee looks into the eyes of Naruto. Killer Bee has a flashback to the recent past. Killer Bee and Raikage are talking to each other in an office by themselves.)

Raikage: You’ll be sharing that island with the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki.

Killer Bee: Heh, another host yeah? The first since Yugito, how’s he like?

Raikage: He’s a pompous fool whose naivety knows no bounds.

Raikage: Watch over him…

Killer Bee: What!?

Raikage: Just make sure if the enemy nears him, you’ll do all in your power to ensure his safety.

Killer Bee: At first you spoke as if you hated the guy’s guts, now you want me to watch over him like some sitter?

Raikage: I saw something in that fool… Despite his idiocy he managed to live this long and build up such a reputation. With the right guidance, perhaps he’ll become what this world really needs.

Killer Bee: Heh, to think I’d hear you speak like that again; never in my wildest imaginations…

Raikage: War changes people. You and I both had purer dreams, until we were tainted by this chain of hatred. As old hounds the best we can do to atone for our sins is to ensure that this chain of hatred doesn’t taint the next generation. It is those brats who will determine whether this world prospers, or not. In any case, your boat is ready, get to getting!

(The scene switches back to the present.)

Killer Bee: Ha, ha… Find Kiddo, I’ll train ya!

(Naruto smiles.)

Naruto: REALLY?

Killer Bee (in thought): After all, if this world is shot to hell, I won’t have my fun under the sun!

(The scene switches over to outside the base of Akatuski. 20 ninja from the allied forces are stationed around the perimeter, but broken up into 4 groups of 5. Each squadron is guarding a direction outside the fortress, hiding in the brushes with wireless ear devices on. The scene switches over to the East Squadron. A kumogakure shinobi voices his opinion.)

Kumogakure Shinobi: How do we know this is really their base? From our previous investigation with Killer Bee’s capture, we scouted out a base that was completely empty…

Sungakure Shinobi: That was most likely a recovery station. Konoha came across the same kind of thing when we lost the Ichibi.

Konoha Shinobi: It’s here, definitely! Reconnaissance reports that the masked Akatuski and Kabuto were seen heading into this fort.

Tsuchigakure shinobi: How do you know it’s not a trap?

*CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIP*

(The radio devices on all of the shinobi turn on, they click the button to listen in.)

Over the radio: ITS! UCHIHA SASUKE! The Entire Northern squad, eliminated… Ah… AHHGJGGHIEHG! *BEEEB* *BEEEB*

Kumogakure shinobi: All of our radio equipment is linked to the same frequency; the other teams must have gotten the same message.

Konoha shinobi: SHIT! Alright guys, our officers told us not to do anything risky. Let’s leave now and report back to them! This is their home base! MOVE OUT! (The remaining three teams head out. The Scene switches over to Sasuke. He stands above the five corpses. Sasuke’s head is looking down, so we can’t see his eyes.)

Sasuke: I’m gonna look forward to this. (Madara appears behind Sasuke.)

Madara: Don’t follow them. Your powers can be put to better use.

Madara (in thought): How could they have found us this quickly? Was Kabuto followed? No, someone of his level couldn’t have been tracked. He must’ve… A Snake, just like Orochimaru.

(The scene switches over to somewhere on that island. Killer Bee and Naruto are standing across each other. Yamato appears in the background.)

Naruto: So, what’s pointer one?

Killer Bee: First, you gotta undo that seal of yours.

Yamato: That’s crazy talk! Do you know what will happen!?

Naruto: I’m fine Captain Yamato…

Yamato: You almost blew up the village!

(Naruto looks down.)

Killer Bee: HEY! What’s you place in this?

Yamato: Well, I- (Killer Bee cuts him off.)

Killer Bee: Yo, it’s his beast, don’t be weakenin his will, or he’ll lose out, no doubt uh huh!

(Both Naruto and Yamato have the question mark face on.)

Don’t worry, you got me here. If that fox comes out, we gon box! Uh huh! I bet ya I’m stronger than your fox alone, cuz I be in the zone while you be gone! Oh yeah! (Killer Bee starts to expertly punch the air.)

Naruto: Wow, I never been this confused in my life!

Yamato: I for one think he’s an obnoxious idiot! And what’s with his offhand rhyming?

Killer Bee: Don’t be sweatin! A bijuu on his own is strong and powerful, that much be the truth. But a host who knows how to increase the range, power, and frequency of chakra is the better beast out of the two!

(Naruto and Yamato are shocked.)

Naruto: Now that much I understood.

Killer Bee: I can fully control my Bijuu’s powers. Even more so than he could himself, after all, Bijuu aren’t shinobi who have been trained to control their chakra. So, to get things started, release your seal. Your Bijuu will come out in full force and you must find a way to lock its mentality away. Don’t worry about this area, or anyone else besides yourself. You lose your will, and you lose your will to live. Just remember kid; who you are. What you stand for... Nothing more. Don't let the beast taint you, you taint it! But I’ll be here to keep that fox in a box. My Hachibi can throw a mean right hook in my book. It’ll take time but until you figure out a way to subdue its mind, I won’t mind knocking that Kyuubi into shape!

(The scene switches to inside Samehada.)

Kisame (in thought): And when they are both weakened, I’ll make my move…

Next Time: Hachibi vs. Kyuubi!

killerrabbit9 · 04-14-2010, 09:31 PM

^Nice one. I was thinking the same idea for Bee's role in the training, basically stop Kyuubi Naruto if they get out of control. I do have a slight variation which may show up in my prediction.

mashmas · 04-14-2010, 09:52 PM

tso, thought you were never gona post, serously enjoy the predections on this forumne more then the manga at some times

NeoKakarott023 · 04-15-2010, 06:26 AM

Okay chapter, kinda short, and kinda kidsy. Writers are getting lazier, and lazier. Now I'm almost positive that KB will be captured. The most uber people to assist them, or protect them, (Kakashi, Kages, other Jounin) are far away. At some point after Naruto is trained, or gets the info he needs, he and KB will separate. At that point KB will get in a 1 on 1 battle with Zetsu, and Kisame will come out when KB least suspects it.

naruto's death · 04-15-2010, 06:44 AM

i hate that prediction from tso because it had some of the same things i was putting in mine and it was written better than the 1 i was making (thinking 2 myself damn his prediction was awesome) i hate it, i hate it, i hate it.....

Sharingan17 · 04-15-2010, 06:50 AM

Nice prediction TSO!

I think next chapter will be alot of talking again! lol

darrylgm · 04-15-2010, 07:43 AM

I think its gonna be 15-17 pages with the last two pages a double spread and something BIG is going to happen maybe a revelation of some sort.

Wolverine · 04-15-2010, 08:04 AM

Could it be that Itachi's gift to Naruto is the ability to tame Kyubi, which will help him overcome it sometime during his training with Killer Bee, and eventually control it. Itachi hoped that Naruto would never use it, since he knew that this would not only endanger his life, but also pose a lot of danger to others. If Itachi knew that Madara was after Sasuke, then he obviously would have foreseen the 'not so improbable' possibility that Madara would offer Sasuke his eyes, and Sasuke being the overconfident, naive and emotional child that he is, would accept it in due time due to his inevitably impending blindness. Seeing as the only likely way to overcome EMS would be the raw power of the bijuu, he might have given Naruto his power with this situation in mind...

What say guys ??

ACt · 04-15-2010, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTF??

Could it be that Itachi's gift to Naruto is the ability to tame Kyubi, which will help him overcome it sometime during his training with Killer Bee, and eventually control it. Itachi hoped that Naruto would never use it, since he knew that this would not only endanger his life, but also pose a lot of danger to others. If Itachi knew that Madara was after Sasuke, then he obviously would have foreseen the 'not so improbable' possibility that Madara would offer Sasuke his eyes, and Sasuke being the overconfident, naive and emotional child that he is, would accept it in due time due to his inevitably impending blindness. Seeing as the only likely way to overcome EMS would be the raw power of the bijuu, he might have given Naruto his power with this situation in mind...

What say guys ??

Possible, but it would likely mean that Itachi had some insight into the seal Minato put on the Kyuubi. Unless he was consulted by Jiraiya and/or Saritobi, which I rather doubt, I don't know how he would have known that. Still, that's a new one for the "gift" and it has more merit than some.

pharix · 04-15-2010, 04:30 PM

well, Sasuke was able to push back the Kyuubi on his own (unless Orochimaru told him how to do it)

04-14-2010, 05:31 PM	#1
killerrabbit9 Chuunin Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Albany, New York Posts: 419 Thanks: 258 Thanked 523 Times in 140 Posts	492 Predictions/Spoilers Predict away! My prediction may not be until Saturday, I'm busy the next few days.

04-14-2010, 06:19 PM	#2
Emissary of Justice Resident Smartass Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,468 Thanks: 443 Thanked 653 Times in 355 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers Funny training stuff yet not worth waiting a week for overall and hopefully more hints to Tobi's true identity. I feel bad for whoever bothers still writing full length predictions this week. Last edited by Emissary of Justice; 04-14-2010 at 06:20 PM.

04-14-2010, 06:37 PM	#3
Zharoth Genin Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 147 Thanks: 30 Thanked 52 Times in 17 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers I predict a chapter with 15 pages, maybe, so we get some improvement. __________________ Hell yeah.

04-14-2010, 06:52 PM	#4
Numinous Writing speed: snail Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Porto, Portugal Posts: 4,883 Thanks: 8,502 Thanked 11,602 Times in 4,001 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers Couldn't resist... Spoof Prediction (On the boat) Kirabi: So that’s the deal, uh? Naruto: Can you train me, pretty please?! Kirabi: Yeah, whiskers dude. But only if you show me your Enka skills. Naruto: Of course! Yamato: Why do I feel this won’t end well...? Kirabi: ♪ Aww shit, get your towels ready, it’s about to go down! ♪ Naruto: ♪ Yeah, shawty… ♪ Kirabi: ♪ Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck! ♪ Naruto: ♪ Yeah, shawty… ♪ Kirabi: ♪But stay on your motherfuckin toes, we runnin this, let's go! ♪ Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat! I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat! ♪ Kirabi: ♪ I'm on a boat ,motherfucker, take a look at me, straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea, bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat, you can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat! ♪ Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ Take a picture, trick! I'm on a boat, bitch! We training Bijuu style, cause it's so flippy! ♪ Kirabi: ♪ I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies, I'm flippin swords, you at Uchiha's straight flippin copies! I'm ridin on a oxtupus, doin flips and shit, this oxtupus' splashin, gettin everybody all wet, but this ain't One Piece, this is real as it gets, I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget! ♪ Naruto: ♪ I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed manga to compete with! I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Luffy. If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me! ♪ Kirabi: ♪ Get the fuck up, this boat is real! ♪ Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker! Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker! ♪ Yamato: Are you insulting me? Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker! The boat engine make noise, motherfucker! Hey pa, if you could see me now, arms spread wide on the starboard bow, gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow, against the Juubi, anything is possible! ♪ Naruto: ♪ Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat, it's a big blue watery road. Ero-Sennin, look at me, oh (all hands on the deck)! Never thought I'd see the day when a big boat comin my way. Believe me when I say, I fucked Sasuke! ♪ (everyone is shocked) Yamato: I knew it…. Kumogakure nin: Well, someone’s out of the closet…. Kirabi: Dude… Naruto: What? Kirabi: That last line, it was so… fucking pro, dattebayo! Yamato: WHAT?! You didn’t just say dattebayo! Naruto: Yeah, I know, dattebayo! Yamato: Shit! Kirabi & Naruto: Dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo datt- Yamato: Fuck this, I’m out of here! (jumps to the water) Kirabi: Geez… dude got issues… (In the Island) Jack: (with Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Jin and Sun, crossing the plains) I have no idea what is making these sounds… Kate: What if it’s polar bears? Hurley: Dude, I ate them on the way. Sayid: That explains a LOT of things… Jack: We’re almost at the source… (sees Kirabi and Naruto in Eight-Tails version 2 and Kn6, respectively) What the… Jin: Ige mwoya?! * Sun: Chogsu gang-gan! ** Kirabi: Now, you must create a cool catchphrase… like “Now you’ll get the Texas Longhorn!” That way, people will awe at you, dattebayo! Naruto: Hummm… Go, Fox News, dattebayo! Kirabi: That was weak, dattebayo! Yamato: (in fetal position) Find the happy place… find the happy place… Jack: What is happening here? Yamato: Two knuckleheads rapping… and Adam Sandler ruining the pacing of the manga with the damn remote… Adam Sandler: (In a Mokuton cage, trying to reach the remote) But I want it to scratch my heiny! Seagull: (laughing hysterically) He’s so damn funny! Adam Sandler: I don’t like when the ninja slaps me with his wood… Seagull: (laughing hysterically) He’s a genius, I tell you! Yamato: Wait, wait… references to Family Guy, the movie Click, Fox News, Lost, One Piece and The Lonely Island? If I know Numinous well, this spoof lacks a Final Fantasy reference. (looks around) Well, maybe not. I just hope Kakashi-senpai is doing better than me…. What the hell?! * Tentacle rape! (In Naruto’s house) Kakashi: (raiding the house) Damn, there must be something in this mess from Jiraiya, I need something new to do… Tsunade took my place as Hokage, just my luck… (grabs a black book) What is this…. “Black Bible” by Uzumaku Naruto?! (opens the book) I didn’t know Naruto was into relig- HOLY MOTHER OF ALL FAPPING! (In a meeting room) Kurenai (breastfeeding a little baby): My fellow members of the Forgotten Characters Syndicate, I present to you our new companions on the fight for screentime, Suigetsu and Juugo! (applaused are heard) Juugo: It feels so good to have people that know our pain. Suigetsu: Hey, Kurenai, I didn’t know you already had the baby! Kurenai: Do you think Kishimoto cares? I had little Sarutobi between chapters 455 and 456, but he didn’t care the least. Hinata: At least you had some quality time with your hubby, my confession is still unanswered! Yuugao: Whiny bitches, I’m the living proof of “Kishi doesn’t care”! Suigetsu: Well, Kishi sucks, so who cares?! Juugo: Speaking about sucking, isn’t odd that Naruto is sucking so many animals? (In the island) Yamato: Naruto, stop sucking Kimahri! Naruto: But he hasn’t reached his Overdrive yet! Kirabi: Well, there’s your Final Fantasy reference… __________________ My writings: Waters of Ocean Darkest Chapters: 1 - 2 Weaver Chapters: 0 - 1- 2 - 3 Björk Season My Top 25 Non-Romantic Songs

04-14-2010, 07:05 PM	#5
Najiro Chuunin Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 21 Posts: 514 Thanks: 587 Thanked 254 Times in 119 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers Awesoem lol

04-14-2010, 09:31 PM	#7
killerrabbit9 Chuunin Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Albany, New York Posts: 419 Thanks: 258 Thanked 523 Times in 140 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers ^Nice one. I was thinking the same idea for Bee's role in the training, basically stop Kyuubi Naruto if they get out of control. I do have a slight variation which may show up in my prediction.

04-14-2010, 09:52 PM	#8
mashmas Genin Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: London Posts: 105 Thanks: 1 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers tso, thought you were never gona post, serously enjoy the predections on this forumne more then the manga at some times __________________ When Ichigo said ‘i will defeat Aizen’ I said : ‘Keep dreaming’ When Naruto said ‘i will be hokage’ I said : ‘Grow up kid’ But, When Luffy said ‘i will be Pirate king’ I said :’Go for it --------------- It's well past midnight I should get up to pray The mirrors of my honesty have long been filmed with dust I should get up I still have time My hands can yet discern a jug of water from a jug of wine as time's wheeled chariot hurtles down the slope of my life Perhaps tomorrow the poisonous arrows aimed at me will hunt down my eyes two speckled birds startled into flight Perhaps tomorrow my children will grow old awaiting my return

04-15-2010, 06:26 AM	#9
NeoKakarott023 Sennin Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Parts Unknown, East Blue Posts: 4,811 Thanks: 3,359 Thanked 1,618 Times in 974 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers Okay chapter, kinda short, and kinda kidsy. Writers are getting lazier, and lazier. Now I'm almost positive that KB will be captured. The most uber people to assist them, or protect them, (Kakashi, Kages, other Jounin) are far away. At some point after Naruto is trained, or gets the info he needs, he and KB will separate. At that point KB will get in a 1 on 1 battle with Zetsu, and Kisame will come out when KB least suspects it.

04-15-2010, 06:44 AM	#10
naruto's death naruto's death Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 69 Thanks: 24 Thanked 45 Times in 15 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers i hate that prediction from tso because it had some of the same things i was putting in mine and it was written better than the 1 i was making (thinking 2 myself damn his prediction was awesome) i hate it, i hate it, i hate it.....

04-15-2010, 06:50 AM	#11
Sharingan17 Jounin Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 25 Posts: 823 Thanks: 29 Thanked 33 Times in 28 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers Nice prediction TSO! I think next chapter will be alot of talking again! lol __________________

04-15-2010, 07:43 AM	#12
darrylgm Hmmm... Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: England Age: 17 Posts: 575 Thanks: 23 Thanked 101 Times in 72 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers I think its gonna be 15-17 pages with the last two pages a double spread and something BIG is going to happen maybe a revelation of some sort. __________________ Muse Wembley Stadium 11th September was AMAZING Proud Member Of Anti-Sasuke F.C! Babe of the Day-Hayden Panettiere

04-15-2010, 08:04 AM	#13
Wolverine Special Jounin Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Guess.... Age: 24 Posts: 2,171 Thanks: 2,663 Thanked 1,125 Times in 671 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers Could it be that Itachi's gift to Naruto is the ability to tame Kyubi, which will help him overcome it sometime during his training with Killer Bee, and eventually control it. Itachi hoped that Naruto would never use it, since he knew that this would not only endanger his life, but also pose a lot of danger to others. If Itachi knew that Madara was after Sasuke, then he obviously would have foreseen the 'not so improbable' possibility that Madara would offer Sasuke his eyes, and Sasuke being the overconfident, naive and emotional child that he is, would accept it in due time due to his inevitably impending blindness. Seeing as the only likely way to overcome EMS would be the raw power of the bijuu, he might have given Naruto his power with this situation in mind... What say guys ?? __________________ Last edited by Wolverine; 04-15-2010 at 08:07 AM.

04-15-2010, 04:30 PM	#15
pharix Chuunin Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 676 Thanks: 13 Thanked 298 Times in 153 Posts	Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers well, Sasuke was able to push back the Kyuubi on his own (unless Orochimaru told him how to do it)

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