Narutard chat thread - Page 1040

Shrike · 04-07-2011, 08:26 AM

Or Robot Unicorn Attack.

Jaxon · 04-07-2011, 09:12 AM

Harmony, HARMONY OH LOVE ~

Tabris · 04-07-2011, 10:09 AM

Always, i want to be with you

Numinous · 04-07-2011, 03:04 PM

Oh, Kina closed that thread, just when I was about to post this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkamaruChewtoy

Hey KYF, why don't you tell us about your father in comparison to the rest of our fathers?

Well, since KYF opened the floodgates of making assumptions of others' lives, I'd say that his father was a complete pansy that had the "everyone is a special little snowflake" approach when educating his child(ren), instead of doing the right thing and punish him for every failure along the way. Or maybe KYF is a case of "like father, like son", which wouldn't surprise me the least.

I still remember being grounded for a whole day because I answered "yes" on my first test of first grade to the question "do iron nails float on water?". And what did that teach me? Failures aren't to be solved with pats on the back, is with a firm grip. And, of course, iron nails don't float on water. And I never was grounded again for failing on tests, because I knew very well that the punishments would only get worse. Maybe if KYF was raised the same way I was, he wouldn't even think of saying a tenth of what he says.

Oh, except when I was grounded for responding to the guys picking me up. So yes, KYF, I was picked up on school (for being always the shortest guy in class before my growth spurt), but do you think I whimpered like a pussy? In between the countless kicks and punches in the groin of the morons, a guy that was almost half a meter taller than I was taunted me by squatting and saying "hit me, shrimp, I dare you!". Let's just say he regretted what he said for the rest of the school's year with a bandage and a face mask over his nose.

So woe me, poor defenseless guy that actually defends himself, I have to discharge on KYF even if I have nothing to discharge, therefore I need to hit the gym even if I'm perfectly healthy and capable! What's next, oh-so-wise KYF, should I get a girlfriend even I already have one? Get an hobby even if it's in my sig? Please, I can't continue without the acumen of your comments!

But I have to thank her anyway for shutting down that piece of crap.

Kina · 04-07-2011, 03:06 PM

Don't lure that dude in here. <3
On that note, you're welcome.

kael03 · 04-07-2011, 03:08 PM

I doubt KYF is smart enough to scroll down to here.

Numinous · 04-07-2011, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kina

Don't lure that dude in here. <3

Don't worry, he never leaves the Naruto & Bleach section. But let's stop talking about it and talk about more pleasant things.

Quote:

Also, new Amon Amarth album is out. Some epic songs on there.

Can I haz links?

Kina · 04-07-2011, 03:11 PM

Jesus, everything I hear, I'm connecting to sex. There is something wrong with me. >.0

kluang · 04-07-2011, 03:18 PM

tiger woods

ACt · 04-07-2011, 03:38 PM

@ Numinus - no, I think he's briefly popped in here to tell us we have no lives, to which when we laugh at him, he'll tell us we all don't understand "irony".

@ Kina - don't you have a fiancee for that? No reason for you to be starved in this day and age.

Numinous · 04-07-2011, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkamaruChewtoy

@ Numinous - no, I think he's briefly popped in here to tell us we have no lives, to which when we laugh at him, he'll tell us we all don't understand "irony".

Hummm.... nah. Last time he was in the spam zone was when some random dude wanted to pit Myth against KYF (like we didn't have too much of that already at the time). And that was almost 2 years ago.

Kina · 04-07-2011, 03:48 PM

I haven't seen him since Sunday. I'm going to see him tomorrow, so I guess its just on the brain. Haha, he's not helping the situation, though.

**Miburo** · 04-07-2011, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numinous

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkamaruChewtoy

Hey KYF, why don't you tell us about your father in comparison to the rest of our fathers?

Well, since KYF opened the floodgates of making assumptions of others' lives, I'd say that his father was a complete pansy that had the "everyone is a special little snowflake" approach when educating his child(ren), instead of doing the right thing and punish him for every failure along the way. Or maybe KYF is a case of "like father, like son", which wouldn't surprise me the least.

I still remember being grounded for a whole day because I answered "yes" on my first test of first grade to the question "do iron nails float on water?". And what did that teach me? Failures aren't to be solved with pats on the back, is with a firm grip. And, of course, iron nails don't float on water. And I never was grounded again for failing on tests, because I knew very well that the punishments would only get worse. Maybe if KYF was raised the same way I was, he wouldn't even think of saying a tenth of what he says.

Oh, except when I was grounded for responding to the guys picking me up. So yes, KYF, I was picked up on school (for being always the shortest guy in class before my growth spurt), but do you think I whimpered like a pussy? In between the countless kicks and punches in the groin of the morons, a guy that was almost half a meter taller than I was taunted me by squatting and saying "hit me, shrimp, I dare you!". Let's just say he regretted what he said for the rest of the school's year with a bandage and a face mask over his nose.

So woe me, poor defenseless guy that actually defends himself, I have to discharge on KYF even if I have nothing to discharge, therefore I need to hit the gym even if I'm perfectly healthy and capable! What's next, oh-so-wise KYF, should I get a girlfriend even I already have one? Get an hobby even if it's in my sig? Please, I can't continue without the acumen of your comments!

Yeah, I got asked the same question about the nails and the water. But I was just like "DO THE IMPOSSIBLE THROW LOGIC TO THE CURB ROW ROW FREEZE THE WATER" And then my father looked at me while stroking his elegant kingly beard and said "YEEAHH REAL MEN EITHER FIND A WAY OR MAKE ONE!" And then we laughed heartily and went into the woods around my backyard to rip out thorn bushes with our bear hands. And yes, I mean bear hands.

Nerox · 04-07-2011, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numinous

Can I haz links?

mygully.com/thread/101-amon-amarth-surtur-rising-2011-a-2253049/

Try that shit. If it doesn't work, send PM and I will send you another working link.

Numinous · 04-07-2011, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

And yes, I mean bear hands.

So how's operating without opposable thumbs?

@ nerox: Thanks for link, it works... kind of, stupid Firefox is bugging on me. Just look at this:

Quote:

Ich Liebe dich.
Danke!

See? My Firefox is displaying some undecipherable language!

04-07-2011, 08:26 AM	#15586
Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,164 Thanks: 7,887 Thanked 9,885 Times in 2,951 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread Or Robot Unicorn Attack.

04-07-2011, 09:12 AM	#15587
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,490 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread Harmony, HARMONY OH LOVE ~

04-07-2011, 10:09 AM	#15588
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread Always, i want to be with you __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

04-07-2011, 03:06 PM	#15590
Kina Star-Stuff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: You do not matter. None of us do. Age: 21 Posts: 3,433 Thanks: 755 Thanked 1,181 Times in 646 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread Don't lure that dude in here. <3 On that note, you're welcome. __________________ Luck is a skill. <Jonathan3 Don't hate on Rival. When I wake on the last day of my life, I want to face it without regret.

04-07-2011, 03:08 PM	#15591
kael03 Aspiring Physicist Join Date: May 2010 Age: 27 Posts: 4,606 Thanks: 4,861 Thanked 8,544 Times in 3,787 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread I doubt KYF is smart enough to scroll down to here.

04-07-2011, 03:11 PM	#15593
Kina Star-Stuff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: You do not matter. None of us do. Age: 21 Posts: 3,433 Thanks: 755 Thanked 1,181 Times in 646 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread Jesus, everything I hear, I'm connecting to sex. There is something wrong with me. >.0 __________________ Luck is a skill. <Jonathan3 Don't hate on Rival. When I wake on the last day of my life, I want to face it without regret.

04-07-2011, 03:18 PM	#15594
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,420 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,667 Times in 2,102 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread tiger woods __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

04-07-2011, 03:38 PM	#15595
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,257 Thanks: 5,326 Thanked 18,706 Times in 4,853 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread @ Numinus - no, I think he's briefly popped in here to tell us we have no lives, to which when we laugh at him, he'll tell us we all don't understand "irony". @ Kina - don't you have a fiancee for that? No reason for you to be starved in this day and age. __________________ It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.

04-07-2011, 03:48 PM	#15597
Kina Star-Stuff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: You do not matter. None of us do. Age: 21 Posts: 3,433 Thanks: 755 Thanked 1,181 Times in 646 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread I haven't seen him since Sunday. I'm going to see him tomorrow, so I guess its just on the brain. Haha, he's not helping the situation, though. __________________ Luck is a skill. <Jonathan3 Don't hate on Rival. When I wake on the last day of my life, I want to face it without regret.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
The Offical Mangkeyou Sharingan thread.	Anbu-Kakashi	Naruto Manga	6	01-07-2008 07:47 PM
This thread fails.	doubleself	Spam Zone	9	01-02-2008 06:33 PM
just a dum thread for chat	waterbottleboi	Hall of Fail	1	09-23-2007 04:54 PM
Warning for doubleself: Creating Thread in wrong section	goku100	Bans & Warnings	0	09-10-2007 11:58 AM