-SassyLady-

Ramen, no I'm joking. Perhaps a very well-made and delicious BLT.

@Tabris- May you go far.

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ACt

So, anything with less than 5 ingredients is your specialty? Hm.

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-SassyLady-

I haven't really decided on that yet. I'm thinking fine-dinning or a diner type thing. Have ways to go.

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Miburo

Red cross just called me, but I didn't get to the phone in time. I'm pretty sure I'm not eligible to donate any blood till december, and I never gave them any money. They didn't leave a message, and they never called me before.

The only thing I can think of is I last gave some blood a couple weeks ago, and they were calling me because they found the AIDS or some shit. I haven't had any buttsex or touched any black people recently, so I have no clue how I would have gotten the AIDS though. Kinda weird. If they're calling me for more blood already, then I'm telling them I just had a tattoo of me having tons of buttsex with black people tattooed on my back to celebrate the tons of buttsex with black people I participated in recently. That's what they get for making me think I have the AIDS.

ACt

Uh, ok... so you don't have AIDS?

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Jaxon

Space AIDS.

ACt

I'm actually mildly upset I didn't go with this first:

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Miburo

I dunno. I tried calling them back, but their offices were closed by that time and just got a recording. The interweb is telling me that they usually call to get you to donate blood, but I'm positive I'm not eligible for that shit till december. And other interweb denizens were saying they call when there is shit wrong with your blood too. But you would think they'd at least leave a message or some shit if that was the case. Or send you an actual letter or something. Right...?

Because I gave blood at a renaissance faire. Which was AWESOME, and I meant to post an epic tale of jousting and giant turkey leg eating and pirating and dancing with renaissance babes and seeing a retard in full plate armor and one of those condom shaped helmets and scotch egg eating contests, but I never got around to it. But yeah, while glorious, not the most sanitary places ever now that I think back on it. Hopefully I'm just being a pussy.

Jaxon

I doubt you get crippled by infections all the time and shit, and if any wench has survived your wang I doubt they would keep their new present a secret from you.

ACt

If the call is about AIDS, it's probably that they found some tainted blood and are by law obligated to contact you and inform you, regardless of the risk. Because if they don't and you got a dirty needle and are now infected, you could sue them broke. Otherwise, it's probably give us more blood.

Or one of them coming for your number because of, well, you know.

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Miburo

Ha, that's what I figured. They probably injected my blood into some skinny jean justin bieber clone, he instantly grew a full beard and slayed a pack of bears via headbutts, and they just wanted more of that shit so they can inject it into soldiers or something.

Man, now I feel like a total vagina for even thinking for a second that I could have some crippling diseases that I was completely unaware of. Thanks comrades.

-SassyLady-

Meh since no one else seems to have said it at least I've searched. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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ACt

I said it over a month ago!

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Mal

Yes, Happy Football Day you crazy Yanks. Thanks for depriving me of both hockey games and a new episode of Community.

ACt

I think they are all asleep right now gearing up to awake at 4 am to line up and get tramped for $40 tvs and that toaster oven they don't need.

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