ninjalostboy95

GTFO with this shit.

01purple

Lollypop: Fuck off, dude. Leave her alone.

Nutty: That made me laugh. Very funny.

I have no idea if this is true or not, but it made me laugh.

Giving the Finger
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew".

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!"

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter.

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

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-SassyLady-

tu aint god duh.....(wtf shure fine) i thought you guys we're alright that you we're pretty cool but now i realize how freaking pathetic you guys are to start drama and think ur goddamn cool.

STFU will ya ? Backstabber? backstabber? really how about i call you....

dickrider? dickrider?

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-George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones)

Azumi

Lol .

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zer0systm

Really........yeah, you caught me out, removing that "M", Why did I ever think I could get something past you.......



Fucking Moron

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ninjalostboy95

This post is pure win

Edit: Zero I second what you said.

Azumi

/facepalms

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naruto_nutty

@pur - Imao tnks for the history lesson here a an english lesson here u , turn your speakers down though ITS FUCKING OFFENCE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIzDOzx_GE

and a totally gross joke

These three guys were stranded on this island with no hope of getting off for a long time. Then this 500 pound guy came out of some bushes and said "Okay, I give you two choices......death or bongo."

The first guy said, "I have a lot to live for; my wife and kids are at home. I choose bongo."

The big guy takes him aside and they start banging it right there.

The second guy sees this and doesn't think it looks so bad so he also chooses bongo. Then two 550 pound guys come out of the bushes and they get it on right there.

The third guy is disgusted by this, so he chooses death. After saying this, fourteen 550 pound guys come out of the bushes screaming "DEATH BY BONGO!!!!!!"

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Which of these would you take home

Here is Aizen Advert for recruiting Vasto Lordes because I can't imagine how else he does it.

Becoming a Vasto Lorde does have its privileges, e.g you get to choose which meal you want today from a menu of hollows (big and small), adjucha, humans and the main course Shinigami's, but wait it's doesnt end there if you rip your mask off, you get the ultra special form of ARRANCAR, this baby comes with special Shinigami powers, extra powerful moves, like Grand-ray Cero and the extremely rare Zanpakuto. So sign up today, offer ends 31st Dec, terms and conditions apply. Please see Gin or Tosen for any further more details.




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Lalalila

I see you true face... you can't hide it, are you scared? you should be! Judgment day will come and you will beg me for mercy, and I will make you my dog or something...

Also:

@sassy212 BACKSTABBER!

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01purple

That was....disturbing....

Well this has been fun, but I'm off to dinner. Bye!




Oh, and Lalalila:

You're a fag. Go away.

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ninjalostboy95

Wouldn't the fat guys run out of breath?

Azumi

lol Expect a nuke in your place any time soon.

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-SassyLady-

oh okay you wanna play now really?

DICKRIDER

DICKRIDER

DICKRIDER

DICKRIDER

DICKRIDER

DICKRIDER

DICKRIDER

DICKRIDER

WHOSE DICK HE RIDING YOU ASK? OF COURSE TRUEUCHIAHA'S.

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“Never forget who you are, for surely the world won’t. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
-George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones)

naruto_nutty

@pur, wot time is it der, its 2.55 am in london

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Which of these would you take home

Here is Aizen Advert for recruiting Vasto Lordes because I can't imagine how else he does it.

Becoming a Vasto Lorde does have its privileges, e.g you get to choose which meal you want today from a menu of hollows (big and small), adjucha, humans and the main course Shinigami's, but wait it's doesnt end there if you rip your mask off, you get the ultra special form of ARRANCAR, this baby comes with special Shinigami powers, extra powerful moves, like Grand-ray Cero and the extremely rare Zanpakuto. So sign up today, offer ends 31st Dec, terms and conditions apply. Please see Gin or Tosen for any further more details.




Here is a link to the sexiest thread ever

(Visiting my Profile may cause Epileptic Fit/Raucous Laughter)

Azumi

TrueUchiha has a dick? Thought we're all riding pussies here. I r disappoint.

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