KillerNN

Miburo I swear you teach wrestling at my school.

The wrestling coach is average size, but built like a fucking bull. Manly as fucking beard, and really doesn't give a fuck what he says to students. He told this one kid he was gonna beat his ass last year, and dropped him. Didnt get in trouble either because no one snitched. Bad ass dude.

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ninjalostboy95

lol. That coach is funny.

KillerNN

Hell yeah. He's tatted out the ass, wrestling beast, and he cusses at us like friends haha. Like "Iight, its time for you motherfuckers to stop being little pussies, and get on the fucking mat with [ ]" and this one fat kid (he's a dick)O was struggling to do like 15 pushups, so coach was like "Stop being a fucking dick, and make those titties smack the ground." But seriously, I hate that kid. I swear I'm going to stick his ass before school ends. My coach is fucking cool though. Said he would find a way to work around my schedule so I could wrestle.

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kael03

That was kinda like my uncle when he was teaching gym. Before the laws that prevented a teacher from putting a hand on a student, he was not above grabbing a kid that mouthed off to him and slamming them into a locker to get it through their head. My uncle is 6'4ish and in his prime was about 250lbs of muscle. With those laws in place, he would just yell at the student (he was quite intimidating).

Oh, he also sports a manly beard.

Miburo

Sounds like a pretty awesome dude. It's kinda hard not to be manly if you're an above average wrestler though. =D

And if you're wrestling this year, post any questions or anything you have. I can teach you some manly shit, even through the interwebs. Because I kick that much ass at coaching.

Nerox

our gym teacher once grabbed a basballbat and smashed it into the wooden wall. since then there is a visible hole there and we all remember that he was insane. but we always got good grades. good times.

KillerNN

Yeah, since everyone loves this guy (kind of like how Mibs has probably fucked with every
"narutards" mind atleast once on here, but we still like him) no one snitches. I mean, he's that fucking awesome. And he is a football coach too, and understands my family situation and why I couldn't play. Its like, impossible to hate the guy. (He made fun of me for a pink Hollister shirt once, but told me he was just fucking with me.)


Edit: Appreciate it Mibs, our season doesn't start until late Ocotober or something. Right now its just conditioning. And right now we're just testing it out, because I still might not be able to play. I have a fucked knee, but gonna give it a try.

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kael03

Careful, wrestling fucked my brother's knees up to the point that he'll probably have to have surgery on them in the next couple years (he just turned 28). He's already had surgery on his hip because of Marine boot camp.

And before the dining hall closes/House starts, I'm getting some food.

Nerox

i have a herniated disk and still kick ass in a rugby scrum. just a matter of ignoring the pain. but right, running with a fucked knee is kinda difficult, i recon.

Miburo

You don't 'play' wrestling. You just wrestle. Manly. =D

And awesome. You got two knees. You're good.

Oh yeah, House tonight. Fuck yeah.


And some people do get bad knees and shit later on, because of all the shooting and shit. But you can mess them up with tons of different (Less manly) sports too, or just lifting.

And with wrestling, it depends on your techniques too. I don't do low shots too much. I do throws and trips and snap-downs and shit for my offense. Which are super knee-friendly.

KillerNN

Lol, sorry I'm used to saying play with Football, Baseball and Basketball.

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kael03

Fuck yeah.


Yeah, I have a fucked up knee from some stupid shit. At my old house I used to live in the basement (insert basement dwelling nerd jokes here) and the only way to get to my room was the stairs leading to the back door. There was a ledge between the steps to the door and the steps to the basement, with a concrete floor at the door. If someone was sitting on the steps to get their shoes on, I would hop off the ledge. It was about a 4 ft drop but I would land flat on my feet instead of cushioning the landing by starting with the balls of my feet and following to my heels, etc etc. One time it ended badly and my left knee swelled to the size of grapefruit and I wound up with mild bursitis that still plagues me today because of the retarded therapist they gave me that thought it was 3 different things BUT what the MRI showed.

My brother did a lot of low shots when he wrestled. That might be why his knees were so fucked up.

manta

I got my left knee and left elbow a bit fucked. I can lift weights but can't do as many repetitions because my elbow gets stuck in position. So I just swim/surf all day and it doesn't hurt, strange.

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ninjalostboy95

I tried learning to wrestle and got arm locked the first day by my instructor, who was a friend who knew how to wrestle.....0_o He taught me about half guard, full mount, side control and how to escape an arm lock. I was in awe. I'll visit him on Friday and see if I'll learn more.

Human Rasengan

good to see mibs is back

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