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Old 01-24-2011, 09:10 PM   #13606
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Whoa - wait. Someone taught you Sci-fi? I totally missed that course being offered in school.
It was the greatest literature class I've ever taken.
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Might have been a Film and Television type course.

If it was a sci-fi class that's awesome D:
It was sci-fi lit. "The Last Question," "'Repent, Harlequin!' Said the Tick Tock Man," "Childhood's End," and "Nightfall" were some of the stories we read. We watched "The Truman Show," "2001: A Space Odyssey" and some "Mystery Science Theater 3000," among others.

My teacher is a sci-fi author, too. Has some published stories and a novel or two. Such a great class.
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Old 01-24-2011, 09:18 PM   #13607
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^ High level of jealousy over this. Can't believe I took Anthropology and paid for it without looking for shit like this.
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Old 01-24-2011, 09:34 PM   #13608
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Goddamn, I hate 3D so much.

Also hate matrix sequels. First one was good. How did they ruin that shit. = (
And you gonna love this

http://movies.ign.com/articles/114/1145599p1.html

Edit: Goddamit they just update it, it wont happen.

Maybe thats a good thing.
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Old 01-24-2011, 09:39 PM   #13609
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So sorry to derail the conversation, and continue if you don't care. Me and my sister were walking up the stairs to our apartment, and saw a field mouse. My mom came up after us and she let go of our Basenji (not believing there was a mouse, she thought my sister and I were pulling her leg). Rocky looked at the mouse, the mouse paused and looked back, and next thing I know he's shaking it in his mouth and I pick up his leash and pull him (he drops it). He leaves it (we think) dead on our neighbors doorstep and I go inside to get a cardboard box feeling all bad. I go back outside and the mouse is limping along the rail. Rocky starts spazzing against my leg (next to door) but I close it on his face. I'm going to check again in about 15 minutes to see if it is okay and I can leave it alone, or if it died. I mean, hes a bad ass thats killed rabbits and probably other mice before, but I've never seen him actually do it. I felt bad about it, but if he survives the mouse will be a delicious meal for some sluggish winter predator.
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Old 01-24-2011, 09:40 PM   #13610
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i think the matrix movies were the height of his skill, unfortunately


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Old 01-24-2011, 09:42 PM   #13611
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You are a nice guy if you feel sorry for a rat.
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Old 01-24-2011, 09:44 PM   #13612
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I didn't feel sorry for what happened, but sorry that it might die slow if not eaten by another predator soon. So I guess I could say I feel bad that I didn't let Rocky completely kill it.
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So sorry to derail the conversation, and continue if you don't care. Me and my sister were walking up the stairs to our apartment, and saw a field mouse. My mom came up after us and she let go of our Basenji (not believing there was a mouse, she thought my sister and I were pulling her leg). Rocky looked at the mouse, the mouse paused and looked back, and next thing I know he's shaking it in his mouth and I pick up his leash and pull him (he drops it). He leaves it (we think) dead on our neighbors doorstep and I go inside to get a cardboard box feeling all bad. I go back outside and the mouse is limping along the rail. Rocky starts spazzing against my leg (next to door) but I close it on his face. I'm going to check again in about 15 minutes to see if it is okay and I can leave it alone, or if it died. I mean, hes a bad ass thats killed rabbits and probably other mice before, but I've never seen him actually do it. I felt bad about it, but if he survives the mouse will be a delicious meal for some sluggish winter predator.
One day at work I was walking through the outdoor seasonal area when a gray blur crossed my path, hit my foot as I took a step forward and rolled away in front of me. It was a mouse, and I had nonchalantly shattered its pelvis with a simple footstep. So I asked my manager if I could have a few minutes to take care of said mouse, then put it in a plastic bag and held it around the tailpipe of my vehicle.

tl;dr - Man up and FINISH HIM.

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Old 01-24-2011, 10:07 PM   #13614
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One day at work I was walking through the outdoor seasonal area when a gray blur crossed my path, hit my foot as I took a step forward and rolled away in front of me. It was a mouse, and I had nonchalantly shattered its pelvis with a simple footstep. So I asked my manager if I could have a few minutes to take care of said mouse, then put it in a plastic bag and held it around the tailpipe of my vehicle.

tl;dr - Man up and FINISH HIM.
Haha, like I said thats what I was planning on doing - but its gone.
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Yeah. I saw a mouse in my house last winter or some shit, don't remember. Put down a couple of mousetraps. And found a mouse caught in one by it's tail. I could have let it starve to death slowly, like some unmerciful wuss. But instead, I bounced his head off the kitchen counter like an archangel of mother fucking mercy.

That didn't kill him, because he was much tougher than I thought he'd be. I could have just let him die a slow death as he twitched and squealed in pain, like some unmanly pansy. But instead, said "Oh shit, I'm so sorry mouse. Oh fuck, let me try again!" and slammed his head off the kitchen counter like I was mother fucking Thor slamming his mother fucking Mjöllnir into the skulls of my enemies, like the merciful hero that I am.

But that mouse was fucking tough as shit. I apologize once again to my poor mouse comrade, who will now forever have my respect. And, being the brilliant mother fucker that I am, I set the mouse trap real quick and stuck him in it face first this time. Quick and painless... if you don't count all the other shit before that.
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Or you can put it inside a plastic bag, tight it real nice and let it suffocate to death
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Old 01-24-2011, 10:17 PM   #13617
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That's horrible, Kluang. You savage.
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OK - I'm in science, so you want advice on killing animals, I'm your man. Simple method. Get a regular table knife and put the blunt end behind the mouse's ears. Grab hold of the tail. Press down and pull the tail. Classic cervical dislocation. Mouse dies fast and painless. Wash everything that touched mouse. That's important.

Also, wear gloves. Mice have sharp teeth.
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^ OMFG that's horrible guys D:
Poor poor mouse... I'd be cryling like a little girl saying "I'm so sorry!" over and over again if I had to kill it..
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You think that's bad?? My cat plays with the mouse while it's still alive for like 45 minutes before eating it. Literally, he'll catch it, toss it in the air and bat it to the ground and pounce on it before it can get away. That's disgusting behaviour.






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