earthquake9793

when did pinochio finally realize he was made of wood?
His right hand caught fire.

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naruto_nutty

Ok it starts off with a group of Irish soilders in WWII, in the trenches. They are trying 2 think of ways 2 kill the Germans in the trench opposite theirs. One fella goes
"Here, whats the most common German name?" says Irish Guy 1
Irish Guy 2 says "Eh...Hans I think"
Another 1 called Paddy goes
"Right, u all watch I'm gonna kill dozens of Germans 2moz"
So the next day Paddy is lying in his trench across from the Germans. He calls out
"Hans!!"
And a German pops up and says "Yaah??"
BANG! Paddy shoots him. He calls again
"Hans!"
"Yaah??"
BANG!
So this continues all day until the Germans have had enough. So a group of dem r talking and 1 says
"Whats the most common Irish name?" Hans.
"I think its Paddy" says another
"Ok, u watch. I'm gonna get this Paddy!" Hans.
So Hans is lying in the trench, the next day and he shouts out,
"Paddy!"
"Is dat you Hans?" Paddy.
"Yaah??"
BANG!
Heheh long 1 I know :P

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