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Old 09-07-2010, 07:53 PM   #1
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Elements in real life

Pretty sure shitting yourself is a Doton.
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Old 09-07-2010, 07:55 PM   #2
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Re: Elements in real life

Pissing yourself is a Suiton.

Getting a boner is a Mokuton.
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Old 09-07-2010, 08:04 PM   #3
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Re: Elements in real life

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Pretty sure shitting yourself is a Doton.
drowning someone is a suiton. Lighting a match is a Katon. Lightning strikes are raitons. Blowing is a fuuton(If you catch my drift) and the shitting yourself is a Doton lol.
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Old 09-07-2010, 08:15 PM   #4
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Re: Elements in real life

farting is a futon.. but be careful if you had burrito's you might have a kekaigenkai and be passing futon doton and suiton
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Re: Elements in real life

lol kakashi and yamato should have explained it like this to naruto

yamato:moukton is fuuton and suiton

kakashi:lets break it down a boner is moukton

naruto:WTF???

kakashi:blowing(nice one nlb) is fuuton and ejaculating is suiton

naruto:WOOOOO i can already use 3 elements

yamato: and they call me fail??
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Re: Elements in real life

Diarrhea is Yoton. Can burn pretty badly if you ate the wrong shit.
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Fuuton: queef from too much poundage no jutsu???
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Re: Elements in real life

Barf is yoton?
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Barf is yoton?
Stomach acid.
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Re: Elements in real life

crying is a suiton. It's an element used by almost everyone in the manga.
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crying is a suiton. It's an element used by almost everyone in the manga.
yeah but its been made cool since rai did it
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Old 09-07-2010, 09:35 PM   #12
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farting is a futon..
AND if you add a match, you create a powerful blue katon. Which is humourous when you consider that combining futon and katon is exactly what Naruto and Sasuke are going to do in the manga at some point... and all I'll be able to think is "Blue Dart".
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Pissing yourself is a Suiton.

Getting a boner is a Mokuton.
That's what they mean by "morning wood".
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farting is a futon.. but be careful if you had burrito's you might have a kekaigenkai and be passing katon and doton
That's actually more accurate.
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SORRY I DONT SPEAK
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I THOGUTH A FUTON
WAS ONE OF THOSE
COUCHES THAT FOLD
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