One Shot: Bench - Page 3

k-lai · 10-11-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Numinous

Depends on what you're asking. In this case, isn't it obvious that Naruto does not equate badass? Or have you skipped Part II?

nope just saying it's plausible that naruto can look badass

**Miburo** · 10-11-2010, 12:21 PM

It's only possible if you completely changed his appearance and no longer made him Naruto.

Adding a soul patch to Naruto does not make him look like any less of a fag.

AOTKorby · 10-11-2010, 12:36 PM

The only way Naruto's appearance could ever be described as being "badass" was if it was designed to utilize his failure of a personality to produce a poorly-written parody of badassery.

Shrike · 10-11-2010, 12:37 PM

That...was actually pretty good. The noses were annoying, but what the hell, the chapter was very good.

SilverbladeVI · 10-11-2010, 02:14 PM

I don't understand why Kishimoto just doesn't give Naruto this outfit instead of that Orange jumpsuit. This is close to badass he'll ever get to.

Memphis · 10-11-2010, 02:19 PM

sage mode makes him look like he's wearing make up and thats him strong lol 9 tails mode make him glow and makes yamato's wood grow, seriously he's a fag

SilverbladeVI · 10-11-2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Memphis

sage mode makes him look like he's wearing make up and thats him strong lol 9 tails mode make him glow and makes yamato's wood grow, seriously he's a fag

Yeah. Definitely. LMAO!!!

I lol'ed hard at this post.

All the jinchuuriki who mastered their bijuu becomes their bijuu little by little. But what the fuck is up with Naruto? Damn. He's so gay that when he takes Kyuubi's chakra the motherfucker turns into a rainbow glowing lamp with speedy powers.

I'm sure Kushina or Mito didn't turned Rainbow.

When Jiraiya went Sage mode. He looked more of a frog than a fag. Strange.

lamps123 · 10-11-2010, 02:55 PM

we haven't since all of naruto's bijuu force,he did say he can just tap it little by little, that was just emphasizing his control over it, who say's he can't take more and go bijuu form.
btw naruto can never look bad ass atm, unless he gets that ninja jacket and his pops cloak + hokage hat.

kluang · 10-11-2010, 03:08 PM

Thats the problem.

This problem starts with ending of Pain saga. Pain should captured Naruto extract the Kyuubi, Naruto wont die from extracting damn fox. Mind wipe him, and give him the Rinnengan and let him learn good and great jutsu instead of power up. Like explosive clone, learn to control the elements jutsus and finally make him Pain's student and Sasuke is Madara's. It will be Naruto vs Sasuke vs the world. Then make some character development at Konoha as those rookie 9 go out there and find Naruto, seriously sometimes heroes need saving so the other awesome characters can have some development. Like the bug boy, dog boy, white eye woman wo just declare love, pink hair bitch looking for him and forget about Sasutards, because Naruto can be turn into a badass if he decide to be a ninja, and that is no more love and peace, just war, battles, assassination, death, loyalty, betrayal, choose between the village old fags or what he stands for, make him scratch his forehead protector in front of the village elders for what he been through, and use his talk no jutsu to tell the old fags to fuck off.

Then it will Pain and the small villages vs Naruto and the kages and the big villages, vs Sasuke, Madara, Kabuchimaru, Kisame and 1000000 Zetsu, winners takes all. This isnt war for love and peace where every live happily ever after like Naruto now, this is war is where elimenating your competition is for love and peace. Then have him question the morality of war, since kishi is a moral relativist.

platinumrug · 10-11-2010, 05:59 PM

It actually would've made sense NOW, that we know that Kushina survived getting the Kyuubi extracted, Naruto should as well right? But back then, we didn't know about that, so we would've been pissed had it happened.

AOTKorby · 10-11-2010, 06:26 PM

Whenever Kishi finally ends Naruto, he should keep this fucker going instead of trying to make yet another plotline. Baseball players that are baseball players > ninjas that aren't ninjas at all > anything else Kishi's effed-up mind could come up with at this point that a publisher would ever let him release.

I'd rather read a manga starring a non-faggy baseball-playing version of Naruto and his unconfident, fat, ungodly skilled friend than Naruto and his complacent, arrogant retard of a rival, Sasuke with Capt. Failure (Madara) and his Crew (Oro, Kabuto, Zetsu, Nagato, and Akatsuki) as their opponents.

ninjalostboy95 · 10-11-2010, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverbladeVI

I don't understand why Kishimoto just doesn't give Naruto this outfit instead of that Orange jumpsuit. This is close to badass he'll ever get to.

Lol I say he should look more like this:

Numinous · 10-11-2010, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjalostboy95

Lol I say he should look more like this:

Nah. The art of that pic makes him even more effeminate.

ninjalostboy95 · 10-11-2010, 07:10 PM

How about this one?

Numinous · 10-11-2010, 07:14 PM

Nah, everything that you can throw is easily dismissed by Naruto crying for Saskey-kun.

10-11-2010, 12:21 PM	#32
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: One Shot: Bench It's only possible if you completely changed his appearance and no longer made him Naruto. Adding a soul patch to Naruto does not make him look like any less of a fag.

10-11-2010, 12:37 PM	#34
Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,166 Thanks: 7,889 Thanked 9,899 Times in 2,956 Posts	Re: One Shot: Bench That...was actually pretty good. The noses were annoying, but what the hell, the chapter was very good.

10-11-2010, 02:14 PM	#35
SilverbladeVI Missing-Nin Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 1,231 Thanks: 3,202 Thanked 3,298 Times in 1,116 Posts	Re: One Shot: Bench I don't understand why Kishimoto just doesn't give Naruto this outfit instead of that Orange jumpsuit. This is close to badass he'll ever get to.

10-11-2010, 02:19 PM	#36
Memphis King Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 857 Thanks: 213 Thanked 584 Times in 294 Posts	Re: One Shot: Bench sage mode makes him look like he's wearing make up and thats him strong lol 9 tails mode make him glow and makes yamato's wood grow, seriously he's a fag

10-11-2010, 02:55 PM	#38
lamps123 Hunter-Nin Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Leicester, England Posts: 1,215 Thanks: 140 Thanked 522 Times in 331 Posts	Re: One Shot: Bench we haven't since all of naruto's bijuu force,he did say he can just tap it little by little, that was just emphasizing his control over it, who say's he can't take more and go bijuu form. btw naruto can never look bad ass atm, unless he gets that ninja jacket and his pops cloak + hokage hat. __________________ Want to draw your own manga? Try this! Click Here Also want to give animation a shot? here's the easy way!!!! Click Here!

10-11-2010, 03:08 PM	#39
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,420 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,670 Times in 2,102 Posts	Re: One Shot: Bench Thats the problem. This problem starts with ending of Pain saga. Pain should captured Naruto extract the Kyuubi, Naruto wont die from extracting damn fox. Mind wipe him, and give him the Rinnengan and let him learn good and great jutsu instead of power up. Like explosive clone, learn to control the elements jutsus and finally make him Pain's student and Sasuke is Madara's. It will be Naruto vs Sasuke vs the world. Then make some character development at Konoha as those rookie 9 go out there and find Naruto, seriously sometimes heroes need saving so the other awesome characters can have some development. Like the bug boy, dog boy, white eye woman wo just declare love, pink hair bitch looking for him and forget about Sasutards, because Naruto can be turn into a badass if he decide to be a ninja, and that is no more love and peace, just war, battles, assassination, death, loyalty, betrayal, choose between the village old fags or what he stands for, make him scratch his forehead protector in front of the village elders for what he been through, and use his talk no jutsu to tell the old fags to fuck off. Then it will Pain and the small villages vs Naruto and the kages and the big villages, vs Sasuke, Madara, Kabuchimaru, Kisame and 1000000 Zetsu, winners takes all. This isnt war for love and peace where every live happily ever after like Naruto now, this is war is where elimenating your competition is for love and peace. Then have him question the morality of war, since kishi is a moral relativist. __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

10-11-2010, 05:59 PM	#40
platinumrug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: OH Age: 23 Posts: 3,597 Thanks: 11,323 Thanked 2,991 Times in 1,380 Posts	Re: One Shot: Bench It actually would've made sense NOW, that we know that Kushina survived getting the Kyuubi extracted, Naruto should as well right? But back then, we didn't know about that, so we would've been pissed had it happened. __________________ Check me out on YouTube

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10-11-2010, 07:14 PM	#45
Numinous Writing speed: snail Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Porto, Portugal Posts: 4,913 Thanks: 8,546 Thanked 11,649 Times in 4,018 Posts	Re: One Shot: Bench Nah, everything that you can throw is easily dismissed by Naruto crying for Saskey-kun. __________________ My writings: Waters of Ocean Darkest Chapters: 1 - 2 Weaver Chapters: 0 - 1- 2 - 3 Björk Season My Top 25 Non-Romantic Songs

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