coolest beard ever! - Page 12

***Demi-God*** · 10-30-2010, 02:35 PM

It's mainly a story mothers tell their sons to get them to shave at the start so they can save them the embarrassment.

ACt · 10-30-2010, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkamaruChewtoy

Also, mustaches - quick test to see if you can grow facial hair: is it softer than your hair? Does it resist when you run a comb through it? If so, you have a thin ratstach and you should just keep shaving. Oh, and the whole "shave more and it'll get thicker" is actually wrong. Hair is just protein and has no connection to the rest of the body. Your body has no clue you are cutting hair at all, so shaving gives no signal for hair to grow more or at all. The thickness or pattern of facial hair is all in your genetics and it just naturally gets thicker as you age. Or it doesn't. Either way, shaving does nothing.

Yeah, I'll just go ahead and repost my educating post and hope that they read it this time and believe because I'm a fuckin' SCIENTIST!

That said, Demi-God's analysis of the situation is equally true. He's probably an official PSEUDO-SCIENTIST!

***Demi-God*** · 10-30-2010, 03:31 PM

I believe you'll find that I'm fully Wikipedia qualified.

ninjalostboy95 · 10-30-2010, 05:28 PM

So how often should I shave?

kluang · 10-30-2010, 05:37 PM

I dont shave for 7 month and I got a moustahce like tom selleck

KillerNN · 10-30-2010, 06:33 PM

Depends on how fast you grow - I shave every 2 days but your mustache looks soft so probably every 2-3 weeks.

Kinako · 10-30-2010, 06:49 PM

I dont shave for 5 minutes and I will have a full beard. Just like Evan Almighty, it refuses to leave my face because God wants it there LOL.

The Special One · 10-30-2010, 10:23 PM

Most teens unknowingly time their face shaving when their facial hair is in the midst of developing (creates the idea that shaving makes facial hair grow faster, when it is actually the teen developing more hair due to puberty [which is sometimes rapid and spontaneous]).

I can't grow a beard for shit. I blame my father (who can only grow mustache and a chin beard). Funny thing is that his brother and their sons all have full beards. I already have potential on my jaws, so maybe, one day.lol But I'm not holding my breath.

goldengod · 11-02-2010, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Also, just to be clear, I'd vote everyone on the entire forum into GLORIOUS OH except for HR if given the choice between everyone or HR. And if he ever did get in then I'd delete fucking everything, just so he couldn't taint GLORIOUS OH with his filth. And if I couldn't do that, then I'd just hunt down all those involved in his entrance to the halls of GLORIOUS OH and kill them with my bare hands. And then I'd pierce the heavens with my dong, signaling all my GLORIOUS OH comrades about the great victory. And we'd probably have some sort of GLORIOUS OH orgy to celebrate. Away from the prying eyes of baby-blue namers, of course. Just like with all things GLORIOUSLY OH, as Odin intended.

Dude calm the fuck down. It's just a group on an anime site on the interwebs. Who gives a fuck about joining OH. I know who ppl with no social life, so they come online to get acceptance *by random strangers i must add* to feel that their pitiful existence is worth something. Pathetic i you ask me

Not related: ppl who bashing HR, your probably right in doing so. But dont think for a second you better because like madness or crazy, whatever his name is said your doing the same Bs to get in, just not direct like HR.

@num num, your pathetic like i guessed. Bashing Hr and then asking Kael if you are on the Hell no list or some shit like that. Your more pathetic than HR

@ninja, i got more hair under my arm than you do on your face. Your still an annoying 15yr old in everyones eyes. Not mines though, i think your a FAG.

@ viking boi......well your pretty much hopeless. I could write something but i doubt you'll understand. Oh darn....

I have so much more to say but time is of the essence when you got a life.

Before i forget @ NN you are 40 pounds overweight and your sister is a troll, Yeah i saw the pictures, felt like digging my eyes out after. You should really delete those, and never take pictures of her again. Mankind already have enough problems.

Later Faglords. I will be back with an iron fist of justice and all that is right <--- sounds like something Failburo would say.

Kinako · 11-02-2010, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldengod

Dude calm the fuck down. It's just a group on an anime site on the interwebs. Who gives a fuck about joining OH. I know who ppl with no social life, so they come online to get acceptance *by random strangers i must add* to feel that their pitiful existence is worth something. Pathetic i you ask me

Not related: ppl who bashing HR, your probably right in doing so. But dont think for a second you better because like madness or crazy, whatever his name is said your doing the same Bs to get in, just not direct like HR.

@num num, your pathetic like i guessed. Bashing Hr and then asking Kael if you are on the Hell no list or some shit like that. Your more pathetic than HR

@ninja, i got more hair under my arm than you do on your face. Your still an annoying 15yr old in everyones eyes. Not mines though, i think your a FAG.

@ viking boi......well your pretty much hopeless. I could write something but i doubt you'll understand. Oh darn....

I have so much more to say but time is of the essence when you got a life.

Before i forget @ NN you are 40 pounds overweight and your sister is a troll, Yeah i saw the pictures, felt like digging my eyes out after. You should really delete those, and never take pictures of her again. Mankind already have enough problems.

Later Faglords. I will be back with an iron fist of justice and all that is right <--- sounds like something Failburo would say.

Damn, nigga. What happened here?

KillerNN · 11-02-2010, 08:00 PM

lol gaiz i iz 6'2 and 214 so i 40 pounds overwait nd my sis iz s0 ugli i claw mi eyez owt evryday lolololol dood

So this is what I learned from the softasfuck fag with the neckbeard and a low intelligence - Num is more pathetic than HR, Ninja is a 15 year old fag with super-soft hairy armpits, Nerox is a viking (don't we already know this?), I'm 40 pounds overweight and my sister is a troll, people join OH to feel accepted because they hate their lives, and goldenfag is still gay.

Owait, what is a Failburo? And who the fuck calls other people faglord? lololol goldengod your one funny dirty little arab shit.

Numinous · 11-02-2010, 08:02 PM

Quote:

@num num, your pathetic like i guessed. Bashing Hr and then asking Kael if you are on the Hell no list or some shit like that. Your more pathetic than HR

I didn't ask him if I was on it, I was making a self-deprecation joke about being on it.

And you still call me num num. You can walk off that closet anytime, it'll only help you.

Quote:

I have so much more to say but time is of the essence when you got a life.

Randomly throwing butthurt comments is having a life? Go back to your basement, Mr Not-so-successful Troll.

Sensei-Q · 11-02-2010, 08:02 PM

I'm not sure.

EDIT: What happened here.

Vanity · 11-02-2010, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldengod

Dude calm the fuck down. It's just a group on an anime site on the interwebs. Who gives a fuck about joining OH. I know who ppl with no social life, so they come online to get acceptance *by random strangers i must add* to feel that their pitiful existence is worth something. Pathetic i you ask me

Not related: ppl who bashing HR, your probably right in doing so. But dont think for a second you better because like madness or crazy, whatever his name is said your doing the same Bs to get in, just not direct like HR.

@num num, your pathetic like i guessed. Bashing Hr and then asking Kael if you are on the Hell no list or some shit like that. Your more pathetic than HR

@ninja, i got more hair under my arm than you do on your face. Your still an annoying 15yr old in everyones eyes. Not mines though, i think your a FAG.

@ viking boi......well your pretty much hopeless. I could write something but i doubt you'll understand. Oh darn....

I have so much more to say but time is of the essence when you got a life.

Before i forget @ NN you are 40 pounds overweight and your sister is a troll, Yeah i saw the pictures, felt like digging my eyes out after. You should really delete those, and never take pictures of her again. Mankind already have enough problems.

Later Faglords. I will be back with an iron fist of justice and all that is right <--- sounds like something Failburo would say.

LoL@u x3

Nerox · 11-02-2010, 08:07 PM

Haha. This will be funny. I hope he shows up again. I'll get a beer.

10-30-2010, 02:35 PM	#166
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10-30-2010, 03:31 PM	#168
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10-30-2010, 05:28 PM	#169
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10-30-2010, 06:33 PM	#171
KillerNN Λυρικής Σκέψεις Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 2,097 Thanks: 3,614 Thanked 4,322 Times in 1,976 Posts	Re: coolest beard ever! Depends on how fast you grow - I shave every 2 days but your mustache looks soft so probably every 2-3 weeks. __________________ The Cap'n

10-30-2010, 06:49 PM	#172
Kinako Chuunin Join Date: May 2009 Location: Where the fuck you think I live fool? Posts: 674 Thanks: 1,337 Thanked 1,443 Times in 684 Posts	Re: coolest beard ever! I dont shave for 5 minutes and I will have a full beard. Just like Evan Almighty, it refuses to leave my face because God wants it there LOL. __________________ FEAR THE REAPER Last edited by Kinako; 10-30-2010 at 06:51 PM.

10-30-2010, 10:23 PM	#173
The Special One Kage Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Oakpark, Michigan Age: 22 Posts: 5,054 Thanks: 884 Thanked 4,449 Times in 1,550 Posts	Re: coolest beard ever! Most teens unknowingly time their face shaving when their facial hair is in the midst of developing (creates the idea that shaving makes facial hair grow faster, when it is actually the teen developing more hair due to puberty [which is sometimes rapid and spontaneous]). I can't grow a beard for shit. I blame my father (who can only grow mustache and a chin beard). Funny thing is that his brother and their sons all have full beards. I already have potential on my jaws, so maybe, one day.lol But I'm not holding my breath. __________________ The Specialist, forever http://forums.narutocentral.com/showthread.php?t=24201 ^My first thread.lol

11-02-2010, 08:00 PM	#176
KillerNN Λυρικής Σκέψεις Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 2,097 Thanks: 3,614 Thanked 4,322 Times in 1,976 Posts	Re: coolest beard ever! lol gaiz i iz 6'2 and 214 so i 40 pounds overwait nd my sis iz s0 ugli i claw mi eyez owt evryday lolololol dood So this is what I learned from the softasfuck fag with the neckbeard and a low intelligence - Num is more pathetic than HR, Ninja is a 15 year old fag with super-soft hairy armpits, Nerox is a viking (don't we already know this?), I'm 40 pounds overweight and my sister is a troll, people join OH to feel accepted because they hate their lives, and goldenfag is still gay. Owait, what is a Failburo? And who the fuck calls other people faglord? lololol goldengod your one funny dirty little arab shit. __________________ The Cap'n

11-02-2010, 08:02 PM	#178
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11-02-2010, 08:07 PM	#180
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