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Old 05-18-2011, 06:20 AM   #1
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Zombie Survival Plan

Alright, I'm sure atleast some of you have done this in some way, shape or form. So I wanted to know what you all would do if there was ever a zombie outbreak.

Please feel free to explain elaborately as you'd like.
Or you could just comment on what you'd do first XD
Your choice after all. Looking forward to everyone's responses^^

Here's mine. It includes five easy steps:

1. Not wait around and stare in shock while I am trying to figure out what's happening!

2. Not hiding!

3. Instantly take action!

4. Search and recruit people who are still humans and plan an attack!

5. Kick zombie ass!!

Easy, right?
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Old 05-18-2011, 08:00 AM   #2
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

So you'd be dead within a few hours? Cool.

Besides, if you're going to do this, what form of zombie are we talking about? The mindless, shuffling, slow hoards or the new age, quick, violent and obsessed gangs?
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

1. Find lots of weapons

2. Find a vehicle

3. Make sure its tank is full

4. Find several mates

5. Go to shore.

6. Find a boat.

7. Go to a small resort island

8. Kill every zombies there and burn their bodies.

9. Live at the island and start a community there. zombie free.
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Take the first flight to mars?
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Quotes for noobs (learn how to break up a quote)
Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
Ok Stubborn donkey, how do you break it up please and if your not willingly to tell me, then please DONT offer me no advice in future
So you can post the second bit and i shouldnt be allowed to if i dont tell you? Why be so rude?

Anyways, here is a quotes for noobs guide


1. A basic quote

[*QUOTE][*/QUOTE]

(the * need to be removed for it to work, I put them in so you can see the text) is a basic quote that just wraps something in a quote without saying who quoted it who quoted so

[*QUOTE]this is a quote[*/QUOTE] without any * would look like
Quote:
this is a quote

Edit: there is a button for this, it looks like a speech bubble. If you select text and then press the button the selected text will automatically be wrapped with the quote tag


2. A quote that says who said it

[*QUOTE=who said it][*/QUOTE] this adds who said the post, manually putting that there can be useful when quoting something external. Example:

[*QUOTE=Mangastream]Remember all you sexy bastards out there, Naruto, Bleach, OP, FT, etc. all on break this week. Feel free to take your rage out on us[*/QUOTE] without any * would look like
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mangastream
Remember all you sexy bastards out there, Naruto, Bleach, OP, FT, etc. all on break this week. Feel free to take your rage out on us
3. A quote that says who said it and links to the post where it was said

[*QUOTE=who said it;X][*/QUOTE]

Where X is the post number.

For the post that i originally quoted it would look like this

[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]Ok Stubborn donkey, how do you break it up please and if your not willingly to tell me, then please DONT offer me no advice in future[*/QUOTE]

That is what you get when you press the quote button.

4. Breaking up a quote

Now that you know how quotes work it all boils down to preference, how you want it to look like and how you want to do it.

One way of doing it is copying the latter part of the original quote [*/QUOTE] and then pasting it after each section you break up, write your reply, choose the text you want then paste it after that portion, repeat till you finish the go back and copy then paste the first part of the text at the beginning of each portion of text. Of course you can immediately copy and paste both parts of a poste so that you dont forget one in the end.

The end result would be something like this

[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]Ok Stubborn donkey,[*/QUOTE]
My reply 1
[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164] how do you break it up please[*/QUOTE]
my reply 2
[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]and if your not willingly to tell me, [*/QUOTE]
my reply 3
[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]then please DONT offer me no advice in future[*/QUOTE]
my reply 4



Which without any * would look like

Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
Ok Stubborn donkey,
My reply 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
how do you break it up please
my reply 2
Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
and if your not willingly to tell me,
my reply 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
then please DONT offer me no advice in future
my reply 4


Another way of doing it would be to cut and paste the second part of the quote tag after the first section of text you want to seperate then write your reply select the second part and hit he quote button (it looks like a text bubble),if you do that without anything else the end result would be

[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]Ok Stubborn donkey,[*/QUOTE]
My reply 1
[*QUOTE] how do you break it up please[*/QUOTE]
my reply 2
[*QUOTE]and if your not willingly to tell me, [*/QUOTE]
my reply 3
[*QUOTE]then please DONT offer me no advice in future[*/QUOTE]
my reply 4

Which would look like

Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
Ok Stubborn donkey,
My reply 1
Quote:
how do you break it up please
my reply 2
Quote:
and if your not willingly to tell me,
my reply 3
Quote:
then please DONT offer me no advice in future
my reply 4

To make it like the previous example (which wpuld be preferred, though not necessary ) copy the part that says who posted with the link to the post and paste it accordingly to the proper part in each first half of each quote tag. In my I would copy =minato uchiha;2118164 and paste it where the # is
[*QUOTE#] to get [*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164] (of course with the * removed)


Of course you can use any other method you like to get to the end result, but now that you know what the end rwsult looks like I think there shouldnt be any problems
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

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Take the first flight to mars?
And then? die within hours after touchdown because of lack of oxsigen?
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Old 05-18-2011, 12:47 PM   #6
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

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So you'd be dead within a few hours? Cool.
At least I would have slaughtered several hundreds of em'.

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Besides, if you're going to do this, what form of zombie are we talking about? The mindless, shuffling, slow hoards or the new age, quick, violent and obsessed gangs?
The latter ones would be a tad bit harder to overcome. So, let's stick with the first.
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Old 05-18-2011, 01:55 PM   #7
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

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At least I would have slaughtered several hundreds of em'.


The latter ones would be a tad bit harder to overcome. So, let's stick with the first.
And ACt will have killed thousand over the time of 50 years...yeah, you lose there.

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Old 05-18-2011, 02:03 PM   #8
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And ACt will have killed thousand over the time of 50 years...yeah, you lose there.

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.



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Old 05-18-2011, 02:12 PM   #9
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

In truth, since I'm in a larger city, I would be hardpressed to survive as those would be utter death traps, but if I could, I'd get away to the North where the animal population is higher than the human and just be prepared to shoot anything that moves. I doubt the hoards would flock too far from city centers, especially when winter comes. I know a few places with potable water that can survive comfortably enough without power.

Still, if I had to fight - I'd go find me some neurotoxins. I don't know why no one comes up with this - all zombie mythos relies on either undead magics or viral attacks with kill higher brain function. Since the first one is highly improbable that I'd go with impossible, the second one could easily be managed by gassing zombies with neurotoxin that shuts down all nerve activity. Without it, they can't move.

Seriously, zombie apocalypse is easily survivable to those who can get out of the first few days of chaos. Unless it is an airborne viral, then we're all pretty much fucked.
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

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And then? die within hours after touchdown because of lack of oxsigen?
lol dude, way to spoil my fun
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Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
Ok Stubborn donkey, how do you break it up please and if your not willingly to tell me, then please DONT offer me no advice in future
So you can post the second bit and i shouldnt be allowed to if i dont tell you? Why be so rude?

Anyways, here is a quotes for noobs guide


1. A basic quote

[*QUOTE][*/QUOTE]

(the * need to be removed for it to work, I put them in so you can see the text) is a basic quote that just wraps something in a quote without saying who quoted it who quoted so

[*QUOTE]this is a quote[*/QUOTE] without any * would look like
Quote:
this is a quote

Edit: there is a button for this, it looks like a speech bubble. If you select text and then press the button the selected text will automatically be wrapped with the quote tag


2. A quote that says who said it

[*QUOTE=who said it][*/QUOTE] this adds who said the post, manually putting that there can be useful when quoting something external. Example:

[*QUOTE=Mangastream]Remember all you sexy bastards out there, Naruto, Bleach, OP, FT, etc. all on break this week. Feel free to take your rage out on us[*/QUOTE] without any * would look like
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mangastream
Remember all you sexy bastards out there, Naruto, Bleach, OP, FT, etc. all on break this week. Feel free to take your rage out on us
3. A quote that says who said it and links to the post where it was said

[*QUOTE=who said it;X][*/QUOTE]

Where X is the post number.

For the post that i originally quoted it would look like this

[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]Ok Stubborn donkey, how do you break it up please and if your not willingly to tell me, then please DONT offer me no advice in future[*/QUOTE]

That is what you get when you press the quote button.

4. Breaking up a quote

Now that you know how quotes work it all boils down to preference, how you want it to look like and how you want to do it.

One way of doing it is copying the latter part of the original quote [*/QUOTE] and then pasting it after each section you break up, write your reply, choose the text you want then paste it after that portion, repeat till you finish the go back and copy then paste the first part of the text at the beginning of each portion of text. Of course you can immediately copy and paste both parts of a poste so that you dont forget one in the end.

The end result would be something like this

[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]Ok Stubborn donkey,[*/QUOTE]
My reply 1
[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164] how do you break it up please[*/QUOTE]
my reply 2
[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]and if your not willingly to tell me, [*/QUOTE]
my reply 3
[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]then please DONT offer me no advice in future[*/QUOTE]
my reply 4



Which without any * would look like

Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
Ok Stubborn donkey,
My reply 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
how do you break it up please
my reply 2
Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
and if your not willingly to tell me,
my reply 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
then please DONT offer me no advice in future
my reply 4


Another way of doing it would be to cut and paste the second part of the quote tag after the first section of text you want to seperate then write your reply select the second part and hit he quote button (it looks like a text bubble),if you do that without anything else the end result would be

[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]Ok Stubborn donkey,[*/QUOTE]
My reply 1
[*QUOTE] how do you break it up please[*/QUOTE]
my reply 2
[*QUOTE]and if your not willingly to tell me, [*/QUOTE]
my reply 3
[*QUOTE]then please DONT offer me no advice in future[*/QUOTE]
my reply 4

Which would look like

Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
Ok Stubborn donkey,
My reply 1
Quote:
how do you break it up please
my reply 2
Quote:
and if your not willingly to tell me,
my reply 3
Quote:
then please DONT offer me no advice in future
my reply 4

To make it like the previous example (which wpuld be preferred, though not necessary ) copy the part that says who posted with the link to the post and paste it accordingly to the proper part in each first half of each quote tag. In my I would copy =minato uchiha;2118164 and paste it where the # is
[*QUOTE#] to get [*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164] (of course with the * removed)


Of course you can use any other method you like to get to the end result, but now that you know what the end rwsult looks like I think there shouldnt be any problems
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Step One: Make fake blood
Step Two: Cover yourself in it
Step Three: In presence of zombie, make zombie noises or better yet don't make sound at all since that's what they use to pin point you.
Step Four: Leave quietly
Step Five: Make the propane tank explode, and don't look at the explosion.

Edit: Join zombie union and pretend you are a zombie. When you are ratted out, say that you are in the union.

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Old 05-19-2011, 12:53 AM   #12
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

^ if youre going to do it the "walkin dead" way, find dead zombies gutz and smear their blood on u. XD

melee weapon and guns. funfun =D

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Old 05-19-2011, 03:27 AM   #13
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

I could write a huge, indepth post about this.

I will later, when I have time.
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

There better be something about crossing the Atlantic on the backs of tamed sea mammals in order to team up with your manly North American comrades.
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Old 05-20-2011, 09:38 PM   #15
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Alright, here we go.

It begins as soon as I hear the news. A mass epidemic, public panic, information uncertainty. As soon as it's clear the zombie apocalypse has started, I know exactly what to do.

I run upstairs and fill the bathtub.

There's no way to know when the water will be cut off. People forget that a zombie disaster is the same as any other (un)natural disaster. Society is a weak construct that depends on a vast number of links in a chain. And the first essential things to go will probably be utilities.

At this point, I assess the local situation. Unless I make some very wrong turns in life and hang out with really boring fucking people, I will probably be living with at least one person who also has a zombie plan. This is the first person to join my party. The important thing now is to find out how close the infection is to where we are. At this point, I find a map of the local area. I locate and mark all the important areas of interest - supermarkets, hardware stores, and locations in the local area I've previously marked as potentially defensible from the undead. And I also mark the areas to stay away from. These are all the places you'd probably think would be a good idea to go to. And that's precisely why. Police stations, local government, hospitals. Places that exist as part of society. Because society is weak. I'm not going to places where the masses will congregate. Why? Because they're going there because they don't know what to do. To be looked after by people who also don't know what to do. Call me crazy, but that sounds like a terrible place to be in the zombie apocalypse. And hospitals? Buildings full of the sick and dying? That's just asking for a bad ending. The only place I could possibly think of going to in that case would be a military base. And then, only as a last resort. You'd probably be safe, but don't forget, it's other people holding the guns.

Asking around people in the local area to find out what people are doing is a good idea at this point. Where are they headed? Who is going? How many? Just find out. Information is as vital as supplies and weapons. If I wasn't sure yet where to hole up, to travel to as a safe place to sleep at night, it's time to make my current abode zombie-proof. Right now, I'm living in a two-story house with two other people. So, how to zombie proof this? First, move all essentials upstairs. Then, destroy the stairs. Then, barricade the windows and unnecessary doors. Make sure all doors can be closed and locked securely.

Even if the new zombie-proof house provides temporary security, it's time to think about the future. Survival isn't enough - in this new world, soon to be ruled by the shambolic undead, I must triumph. This is the day videogames have been preparing me for my entire life. And I know this is also true for my Surf's Up comrades. And so, my quest begins - the formation of Outer Heaven.

This of course, means escaping the United Kingdom. Which brings me to both my greatest initial advantage, and my greatest disadvantage. Unlike the US, I can't just find a gun by looking under a rock or something. At first, my only defense against the ghoulish hordes will be CQC. Knives, wrenches, crowbars and the like will be the easiest weapons to aquire. I'd rather avoid combat - travelling at night, hiding in the shadows and taking the high ground to avoid zombies and humans alike. After all, society is weak. I'm not taking my chances with random bands of survivors. As movies teach us, that's what always causes things to go wrong.

So, I have to escape green and pleasant England, and round up the rednames to form an elite team of zombie-bustin' survivors. This means I have to find a way of leaving the island I live on. This is going to involve travel by sea or air. This means that not only are the undead my enemy, so are the state. The country will be under quarantine, with a lockdown preventing unsanctioned travel beyond Her Majesty's borders. To me, the easiest unsanctioned travel to attain seems to be sea travel. Before leaving, I'll require food and at least one firearm. This will require questing in the chaos of the cities/towns, but with the right information, getting in, getting the item needed, and getting out, should be simple. If not necessarily easy. The two choices now are securing a boat of my own, or securing passage on a smuggler's craft out of the UK. Travelling on my own boat will involve my own navigation, avoiding any sort of organised government water patrols, and securing enough supplies to survive the journey. Travelling with smugglers will mean having to share a boat with other people. And you can trust zombies more than other people. Especially when those other people are doing illegal things. I'll be concealing my weapon when boarding, and at all times on board. This will be the most dangerous part of my quest yet, more dangerous than any zombie. And that's if my smuggler friends don't just decide to take our shit and throw everyone overboard.

Anyone I'm travelling with at this point will have the option to follow me onto the boat, or stay and survive on their own terms. But this is my destiny. And you don't fuck with destiny. And so, I travel onwards, as the tutorial stage of my zombie adventure ends, and I travel the world in search of my comrades.

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