Prosthetic ears? - Page 4

Sensei-Q · 07-10-2011, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 01purple

I'd totally hang out with him in public. I love the looks people give to the weirdos. I got quite a few stares at church this morning. I guess purple hair isn't "normal". =D

Zero: Yeah. I'm sort of a dull source for conversation. XD

^This .

Totally not what I would do, but still.

**Mal** · 07-10-2011, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 01purple

I'd totally hang out with him in public. I love the looks people give to the weirdos. I got quite a few stares at church this morning. I guess purple hair isn't "normal". =D

Sounds like you have a pretty lame church.

Jaxon · 07-10-2011, 07:30 PM

Oh, here we go. "Funky pastor" Mal in the house, getting down with MC J.C. for the kids. Yo.

01purple · 07-10-2011, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal

Sounds like you have a pretty lame church.

I don't consider them my church. I was just visiting this one time because my parents are convinced I worship the devil or some shit.

Yeah, they were pretty lame. Hahaha.

**Miburo** · 07-10-2011, 10:17 PM

Your furry friend sounds really kewl. You should get him to sign up on the forum here, so we can also enjoy his company. =^_X=

Servo · 07-10-2011, 10:22 PM

I'm genuinely curious to know what's going on in this furry-fuck's brain, what Mibz said, have him sign up here.

01purple · 07-10-2011, 10:48 PM

HELL no. I am keeping that kid as far away from you guys as possible. =D

kluang · 07-10-2011, 11:11 PM

C'mon, curing furry is good.

And about giving a look at weirdos, the only weirdos that I usually give a look are stupid rich kids who wear thick winter cloth in a tropical country. The reason is fashion. Don't they realize the different between European or American climate to a tropical climate?

**Miburo** · 07-11-2011, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by 01purple

HELL no. I am keeping that kid as far away from you guys as possible. =D

Impossible. We will find and eliminate all furries. It is our sacred duty as men of justice.

01purple · 07-11-2011, 12:24 AM

Okay, if you explain to me what the hell a furry is, I shall make him create an account. And if he doesn't, well that's not my fault.

**Miburo** · 07-11-2011, 12:45 AM

A furry is a vile, sub-human, justice hating, unmanly male who wears a fursuit and likes to get yiffed in the ass by other furries and/or actual animals. They are, rightfully so, on the lowest possible position of every social hierarchy that has ever existed or will ever exist. Even other furries hate furries.

This definition applies to all furries, no exceptions, and is 100% accurate.

kluang · 07-11-2011, 03:18 AM

Furrys are fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions, the ability to speak, walk on two legs, and wear clothes.

In other words,

The furry are a cult who seek to establish a New World Order where humans are replaced with animals who walk, talk and act like them.

The public face of furry is the Church of Furrism; its followers are called Furists. Those seeking to join must first wear the ears and tail of a furry animal, mostly cats or rabbits for a year before their "conversion" into a higher (or at least fuzzier) form of life, and are encouraged to spend much of that year hugging one another. This allows them to evolve into one at a faster pace.

Furism is based upon the teachings of the Book of Furry, which the faithful believe was handed down from the Church's founder, Master Furry. Only three of the Book's twelve chapters are public; the rest are reserved for higher levels of the converted, and contain increasingly disturbing information about aliens, time travel, and the plan of the destruction of the Brotherhood of the Funk and the OH.

Their hatred for the brotherhood, the OH is legendary. They also have secret wars against the catgirls and centaurs (who are not considered as furry)

**Mal** · 07-11-2011, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 01purple

I don't consider them my church. I was just visiting this one time because my parents are convinced I worship the devil or some shit.

Yeah, they were pretty lame. Hahaha.

You should get an upside down cross necklace. Everyone thinks it's all Satanic and shit, but it's actually the symbol of St. Paul. It'll be hilarious.

ACt · 07-11-2011, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal

You should get an upside down cross necklace. Everyone thinks it's all Satanic and shit, but it's actually the symbol of St. Paul. It'll be hilarious.

And then when they give you utter shit about it, show them this:

And yell - "I GUESS THE POPE LOVES SATAN, TOO!"

zer0systm · 07-11-2011, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ACt

And then when they give you utter shit about it, show them this:

And yell - "I GUESS THE POPE LOVES SATAN, TOO!"

Don't be so stupid, That's the gate of hell he's protecting. Putting a stop to people trying to open it. See he's wrestling that priest in disguise! Saving the world yet again.

And when shit gets really heavy, he calls Bill Murray, Dan Aykryod, Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson in for back up.

07-10-2011, 07:30 PM	#48
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,594 Thanked 12,487 Times in 3,669 Posts	Re: Prosthetic ears? Oh, here we go. "Funky pastor" Mal in the house, getting down with MC J.C. for the kids. Yo.

07-10-2011, 10:17 PM	#50
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Prosthetic ears? Your furry friend sounds really kewl. You should get him to sign up on the forum here, so we can also enjoy his company. =^_X=

07-10-2011, 10:22 PM	#51
Servo For office Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In the not too distant future... Age: 29 Posts: 487 Thanks: 5,627 Thanked 2,416 Times in 1,050 Posts	Re: Prosthetic ears? I'm genuinely curious to know what's going on in this furry-fuck's brain, what Mibz said, have him sign up here. __________________

07-10-2011, 10:48 PM	#52
01purple Wily Wolf Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Washington Posts: 1,571 Thanks: 3,471 Thanked 1,381 Times in 913 Posts	Re: Prosthetic ears? HELL no. I am keeping that kid as far away from you guys as possible. =D

07-10-2011, 11:11 PM	#53
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,659 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: Prosthetic ears? C'mon, curing furry is good. And about giving a look at weirdos, the only weirdos that I usually give a look are stupid rich kids who wear thick winter cloth in a tropical country. The reason is fashion. Don't they realize the different between European or American climate to a tropical climate? __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

07-11-2011, 12:24 AM	#55
01purple Wily Wolf Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Washington Posts: 1,571 Thanks: 3,471 Thanked 1,381 Times in 913 Posts	Re: Prosthetic ears? Okay, if you explain to me what the hell a furry is, I shall make him create an account. And if he doesn't, well that's not my fault.

07-11-2011, 12:45 AM	#56
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Prosthetic ears? A furry is a vile, sub-human, justice hating, unmanly male who wears a fursuit and likes to get yiffed in the ass by other furries and/or actual animals. They are, rightfully so, on the lowest possible position of every social hierarchy that has ever existed or will ever exist. Even other furries hate furries. This definition applies to all furries, no exceptions, and is 100% accurate.

07-11-2011, 03:18 AM	#57
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,659 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: Prosthetic ears? Furrys are fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions, the ability to speak, walk on two legs, and wear clothes. In other words, The furry are a cult who seek to establish a New World Order where humans are replaced with animals who walk, talk and act like them. The public face of furry is the Church of Furrism; its followers are called Furists. Those seeking to join must first wear the ears and tail of a furry animal, mostly cats or rabbits for a year before their "conversion" into a higher (or at least fuzzier) form of life, and are encouraged to spend much of that year hugging one another. This allows them to evolve into one at a faster pace. Furism is based upon the teachings of the Book of Furry, which the faithful believe was handed down from the Church's founder, Master Furry. Only three of the Book's twelve chapters are public; the rest are reserved for higher levels of the converted, and contain increasingly disturbing information about aliens, time travel, and the plan of the destruction of the Brotherhood of the Funk and the OH. Their hatred for the brotherhood, the OH is legendary. They also have secret wars against the catgirls and centaurs (who are not considered as furry) __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

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