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12 Days of Naruto
Yes I know it's late, and yes I am fairly new to this site, but I thought those Naruto fans out there might enjoy this little song pun that I do on a yearly basis for my friends.
*WARNING: If you are not all that familiar with the series, a lot of this might not make sense. Spoilers on certain things ahead.* The Twelve Days of Christmas With Naruto Sung by the Characters from Naruto with the help of composer (and peacekeeper), Kiarae. Kiarae: Okay everyone. It’s time to start the song. Let’s try to get through this in one piece, all right? *hits note on piano* All: On the first day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me...A Naruto in a pear tree!! Naruto: Nani!? I don’t wanna be in the tree!! Why me!? Sakura: Because Sasuke-kun is too cool to be stuck in a tree for an entire song. Isn’t that right, Sasuke-kun? Sasuke: *shrugs* Naruto: Then why aren’t you the one in the tree Sakura-chan!? You’re not as ‘cool’ as that arrogant creep!! Sakura: I dare you to say that again!! Don’t make me come up there!! Naruto: *shrinks away in fear* Inner Sakura: Fear me, Dammit!! Kiarae: Come on kids, let’s play nice. Naruto: On the second day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me...Two annoying teammates!! Sakura: I thought I told you not to make me mad!! Naruto: *ignoring her* I’m allowed to sing whatever I want. You can’t do anything about it. Sakura: *takes out a saw and b-lines it to the tree* Kiarae: *stops Sakura at last minute* It’s only the second verse!! Please don’t saw down the tree!! And a Naruto in a Pear Tree!! Sakura: *after having her saw taken away* You’re dead once this song is through. *glaring at Naruto* Naruto: Kiarae-san, please don’t keep going. Please, please, please, please, please!? Kiarae: Sorry, no can do. *tosses saw into distance* Next. Orochimaru: On the third day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me...Three Missing-Nins!! Jiraiya: Your singing sucks, Orochimaru. Tsunade: For once, I’ll agree. Orochimaru: You try singing with a snake for a tongue!! Kiarae: He’s got a point. Two Annoying Teammates... And a Naruto in a Pear Tree!! Orochimaru: *hiss* Jiraiya: *sweatdrop* Hissing isn’t even close to singing. Kiarae: I don’t know. He might be the new Sting. Tsunade: The next what? Kiarae: Never mind. Gai: On the fourth day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me... Four Jonin Sensei!! Gai: *strikes a pose* How was that, Kiarae-san? Kiarae: *sweatdrop* Just perfect...until that last part. Kurenai: You should have let Kakashi-san sing. Asuma: Hell, you should have let anyone sing besides Gai-san. Kiarae: But...I didn’t think he’d want to take his mask off. Three Missing-Nins... Two Annoying Teammates... And a Naruto in a Pear Tree!! Gai: *points at Kakashi* Let’s decide it then! Your singing vs. mine! And if I loose, I’ll take down all of the Christmas decorations once we’re done. Kiarae: Really? Kakashi: *looks up from Come Come Paradise* What was that, Gai-san? Gai: *not aloud* Damn you and your modernistic answers!! *shakes fist* Kakashi: *blink* Kiarae: *sigh* Tsunade: On the fifth day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me...Five Hokage!! Tsunade: Or is it Hokages? Sandaime: *shrugs* I really don’t think it matters. Kiarae: It doesn’t. Keep going! Four Jonin Sensei... Three Missing-Nins... Two Annoying Teammates... And a Naruto in a Pear Tree!! Yondaime: Hey, do we get to sing? Kiarae: *sees first 2 Hokage with Yondaime* Hm...how well do zombies sing? Kabuto: On the sixth day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me... Six Orochimaru Minions!! Kabuto: Well, that’s a mouthful. Sakon and Ukon: You should have let us sing. Tayuya: Shut up, you bitches. You’re singing’s shitty. Kidoumaru: Than why don’t you sing, Tayuya? Show them how it’s done? Jiroubou: Whatever she’d sing would be profane. Five Hokage!! Four Jonin Sensei... Three Missing-Nins... Two Annoying Teammates... And a Naruto in a Pear Tree!! Kiarae: I know who can sing. *drum roll* Kimimaro: I’m not singing unless Orochimaru-sama wants me to. Kiarae: ... *stops drum roll. Sweatdrop* ...next then. Hayate: On the seventh day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me...Seven Kinds of Weapons!! Hayate: Kiarae-san just put this here so she could give me a verse. Kiarae: You don’t mind do you? Hayate: ...not really. Kiarae: Good, now list the weapons like a good little Ghost. Hayate: Kunai, Shuriken, Senbon Needles, Swords, Makibishi, Food pills, and Summoned Animals. That’s seven, right? Six Orochimaru Minions... Five Hokage!! Four Jonin Sensei... Three Missing-Nins... Two Annoying Teammates... And a Naruto in a Pear Tree!! Kiarae: Yes, that’s seven. And now we’ve pleased your fangirls. Hayate: My what? Shikamaru: On the eighth day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me...Eight Genin Rookies!! Shikamaru: Singing sucks. Kiba: All that sucks here is your math! Ino: You’re supposed to be a Genius, right? So you should know that three groups of three is nine, not eight. Naruto: Huh? How do you get that? Sakura: Shut up! No talking in the tree! Naruto: HEY...!! Choji: Let Shikamaru explain! Shikamaru: I’m not a Genin anymore, remember? So, that means there are only eight rookie Genin right now. Hinata: That, does make sense. Sasuke: Who cares if it makes sense or not. Just keep going so we can get this over with. Shino: *nods* Seven Kinds of Weapons... Six Orochimaru Minions... Five Hokage!! Four Jonin Sensei... Three Missing-Nins... Two Annoying Teammates... And a Naruto in a Pear Tree!! Kiarae: Besides, if he had used the nine spot, then we wouldn’t have been able to move on to our special guests. Naruto: What special guests? Itachi: On the ninth day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me...Nine Akatsuki Members!! Kiarae: Whoo, can that kid sing! Naruto: You invited THEM!?! Kiarae: Yes, what’s wrong with that? Sasuke: Itachi...*grr* Kiarae: Oh yeah, that. Forgot. Itachi: You are weak. *to Sasuke* You didn’t even get you own verse in the song. Sasuke and Itachi: *start fighting* Eight Genin Rookies... Seven Kinds of Weapons... Six Orochimaru Minions... Five Hokage!! Four Jonin Sensei... Three Missing-Nins... Two Annoying Teammates... And a Naruto in a Pear Tree!! Kiarae: Um...it was my fault he didn’t get a verse, Itachi-kun! I didn’t write one for him! *stops because they’re not listening* Naruto: *dodges a shuriken* Hey, watch where you’re throwing those things, Sasuke!! Sakura: Get him, Sasuke-kun!! *cheering* Kiarae: *looks at Kisame* You start anything and I’ll let Itachi have your restraints back. Kisame: *nods slowly* Yes ma’am. Gamabunta: On the tenth day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me...Ten Kuchiyose no Jutsus!! Gamabunta: Why did we have to wait until the tenth verse!? Manta: Yes. If Orochimaru was stupid enough to drag me here, then we shouldn’t have to wait for our verse. Katsuyu: *thinks* Are they agreeing on something? Enma: It doesn’t matter what verse you have. Nin Kame: Just let them be. For once, they’re agreeing on something. Gamakichi, Gamatatsu, & Pakkun: *raiding the snack table* Kamaitachi: *looks to spider* I think we’re just here to take up space. Spider: *nods* Nine Akatsuki Members... Eight Genin Rookies... Seven Kinds of Weapons... Six Orochimaru Minions... Five Hokage!! Four Jonin Sensei... Three Missing-Nins... Two Annoying Teammates... And a Naruto in a Pear Tree!! Kiarae: Hey, stop drinking from the punch bowl Pakkun!! Sasuke: *crashes into the snack table, sending Gamakichi, Gamatatsu & Pakkun flying* Kiarae: Not the snacks... Itachi: At least he’s stronger than Cheese Puffs. Gaara: On the eleventh day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me...Eleven Dying Victims...and counting... All: *slowly back away from Gaara* Kiarae: That’s...not...what I wrote...*shudder* Ten Kuchiyose no Jutsus... Nine Akatsuki Members... Eight Genin Rookies... Seven Kinds of Weapons... Six Orochimaru Minions... Five Hokage!! Four Jonin Sensei... Three Missing-Nins... Two Annoying Teammates... And a Naruto in a Pear Tree!! Kiarae: All right, take us out Pervert Sannin. Before Gaara gets any ideas please. Jiraiya: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Kishimoto gave to me...Twelve Harem no Jutsus!! All: Nani!? Naruto: That’s my cue!! *jumps out of tree* Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!! Kiarae: Someone stop him!! Jiraiya: Too late! Narutos: Henge!! All girls: NARUTO!!! Jiraiya: *two thumbs WAY up* Naruto: *changes back* Now that’s a closer!! Kiarae: *hangs head* How come they never follow my script? Never? Girls: *start chasing Naruto* Get back here!! Naruto: *runs for his life* AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Sakura: *whispers* Can I go get the chainsaw back now? Kiarae: Sure, just be back before the girls kill Naruto. Eleven Dying Victims... Ten Kuchiyose no Jutsus... Nine Akatsuki Members... Eight Genin Rookies... Seven Kinds of Weapons... Six Orochimaru Minions... Five Hokage!! Tsunade: You know, I really do think it’s Hokages. Kiarae: Whatever!! Four Jonin Sensei... Three Missing-Nins... Two Annoying Teammates... And a Naruto in a Pear Tree!! Naruto: *almost at the exit* I’m gonna make it!! Sakura: *blocks exit* Oh Naruto-kun...? *starts chainsaw* Naruto: No...No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! The End
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01-05-2005, 01:45 AM
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wow that is a messed up song. You have a lot of time on your hands to make that stuff up. But it is really funny
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01-05-2005, 01:54 AM
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dude....thats sure is cool....very imaginative and creative....nice....
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01-05-2005, 02:39 AM
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LOL
 cool song
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01-05-2005, 02:53 AM
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I'm glad everyone likes it. I've made a '12 Days' for Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun, Inu-Yasha, Gundam Wing, Yu-Gi-Oh, Final Fantasy (VII-X), and Rurouni Kenshin too. One every year. Maybe I should put up the past ones too? *thinks about it*
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01-05-2005, 03:03 AM
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if they are as funny as this one post 'em. I need a good laugh now and then. I could post a song I made up but it is inappropriate so I won't.
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01-05-2005, 03:10 AM
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yeah..post the rurouni kenshin one !
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01-05-2005, 06:36 AM
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yeah sure....i really wanna see the ff ones and the ruroni kenshin....
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01-05-2005, 07:28 AM
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All I can say is "wow" thats very creative and flows quite well, very good job.
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01-05-2005, 10:20 AM
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I agree. That must have took alot time thinking that up. Plus you said you have more for different anime's.All i got to say is one hell of a imagination. But still very good.
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01-05-2005, 10:39 AM
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Ya it is pretty good and funny. Take it you like writing stuff.
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read half way...kinda funny...all good till ... i nearly asleep
 ...but good idea..it just too long
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01-05-2005, 11:26 AM
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WOOT!!!! that was funny!!!
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You MUST put them up. Hilarious mini-fic though
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