I love it more that I can share these things with you.
Apparently a woman named Kazumi, known as an "animation dancer," has been making her rounds in Japan for her unique abilities. She even has a world record. But what does she do, exactly?
It's uh...this sort of weird...sliding, crawling, dancing, split thing. And Kazumi has a world record for "traveling" ten meters in this fashion the fastest. I don't know if I should call this exotic? Erotic? Disturbing? Maybe all three? Really, I'm not sure if you should be turned on or creeped out.