1. Pirouettes don’t have to be dainty.
2. Getting drunk isn’t so bad.
3. Giant tentacle-beasts aren’t much trouble, either.
4. Dragons are no sweat off your back.
5. The noose can be an issue.
6. So are some of the women in your life.
7. If they’re not trying to kill you, they’re chained up and need saving.
8. They are quite pretty, though.
9. Some are really friendly.
10. Other witchers aren’t so friendly…
11. But who needs them when you have such a stable of close friends.
12. Yeah, being a Witcher is a special sort of pleasure that only they would understand. They aren’t your granddaddy’s hero.
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